Article 765JV Kane Parsons Attaches Backrooms.Mov To Film School Application

Kane Parsons Attaches Backrooms.Mov To Film School Application

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PETALUMA, CA-Nervously drumming his fingers as he reviewed the information one more time, local 20-year-old Kane Parsons reportedly attached the file Backrooms.mov to his film school application Monday. Alright, here goes nothing," said Parsons, who told reporters that he had so far applied to six undergraduate film school programs, including Drexel University, Rochester Institute of Technology, and Ithaca College, but that he would probably apply to three to four more to maximize his chances of getting accepted anywhere. Going to film school has always been my dream. I don't have many extracurriculars on my resume, but I'm keeping my fingers crossed that this Backrooms project is good enough to pull it off. We'll see. CSUN's probably a bit of a reach, but I have a good feeling about San Francisco State. At least I have James Wan down as a reference." Parsons added that he was just hoping the director of Obsession wasn't applying for the same scholarships.

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