Pros And Cons Of Sleepaway Camp

More than 26 million U.S. children attend summer camp every year. The Onion examines the pros and cons of sending your kids to overnight camp.

Opportunity to make friends from different gated communities

Forces bed-wetters to get their shit together

Grants parents much-needed private arguing time

Bee sting EpiPen was going to expire in September anyway

Without devices, your child can focus on developing face-to-face bullying

Parents have no one to take to Minions & Monsters

Kid was already starting enough fires as it is

Could just give your child $2,000 to go outside

Creates unrealistic expectations for role canoes will play in life

Might realize that you actually did make a mistake by having kids

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