Older Cousin Demonstrates New PressurePoints Learned Since Last Visit

TWIN FALLS, ID-Highlighting sensitive areas on the body that when properly manipulated could induce extreme pain, older cousin Noah Horner held a demonstration on new pressure points he had learned since his last visit, nervous sources confirmed Friday.Check this out-it's used by IDF soldiers," said Horner, explaining to the writhing younger cousin whom he had pinned to the floor that the techniques could be used to kill someone if a person pressed down hard enough. If you thought the moves I did last time frigging hurt, you have no idea. I learned these from a guy on TikTok who apparently trained under Jackie Chan. It even works on dogs, if you know the right places to target. Now hold still, I gotta find where the nerve is."According to reports, the demonstration was cut short after an irate uncle checked to see what all the commotion was and smacked Horner on the back of the head

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