Anti-Vaxxer Dating App Gaining Popularity

Unjected, a dating app for unvaccinated people that began in 2021, has been gaining popularity, currently boasting 65,000 active users. What do you think?

Perfect, I've been looking for something more short-term."

David Yee, Systems Analyst

What a fun how we met' story to tell your kids if they get older."

Ella Abrams, Tortilla Steamer

I am riddled with plague and absolutely cleaning up."

Howard Gautier, Hook Baiter

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