Trump Amasses $1.2 Billion From Crypto

President Trump disclosed that he personally amassed around $1.2 billion from crypto holdings in 2025, raising concerns about his profiting off the office. What do you think?

And people said that crypto was a scam."

JoAnn Landrum, Cider Bottler

Every job has its perks. Mine has a Sodastream."

Max Schnabel, Flower Presser

It's always important to diversify your grifts."

Patrick Slocombe, Marquee Installer

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