California Bans ‘Sell By’ Food Labels
California banned the use of sell by" labels on food packaging in an effort to cut down on food waste caused by consumers misinterpreting its meaning. What do you think?

I thought only us grocers could see those."
Mikhail Thomas, Unemployed

Now I'll never know why that green meat went on sale."
Germaine Terhorst, Monologue Archivist

I prefer the vomit test."
Julia Grob, Carafe Refiller
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