Scientists Create First Synthetic Cell

University of Minnesota scientists have created the first-ever synthetic cell, called SpudCell, which is able to feed, grow, and replicate as if it were naturally occurring. What do you think?

Nothing beats the cells mom used to make."

Naomi Collins, Paint Tester

Is this what playing God has been reduced to?"

Alvin Hatfield, Apron Designer

I always find synthetic cells are so scratchy."

Mark Tumbados, Vitamin Lobbyist

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