The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Zendaya

With her roles in the current and upcoming blockbusters The Odyssey, Spider-Man: Brand New Day, and Dune: Part Three, Zendaya is having a banner year. The Onion sat down with the star to discuss what's new and what's next.

The Onion: What drew you to The Odyssey ?

Zendaya: I've always had a passion for large wooden sculptures of farm animals filled with adult men.

Are you and Tom Holland married?

I think so, but the guy's accent is so strong that I can never really tell what he's saying.

Which Spider-Man film is your favorite?

As soon as I watch one I will get back to you.

What's the best piece of advice you ever received?

Recaulk your windows every year. It saved me $180 last winter.

How did you meet Law Roach?

Wait, you can see him too?

How has fame changed you over the years?

It hasn't. I'm still 100% focused on my snake farm.

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