Adult Man Genuinely Inspired By AI Video Of Lion Wearing Rolex

IRVINE, CA-Eyes widening in awe as the 3D-rendered content appeared on his Instagram feed, local 38-year-old Derek Ludlow reported Wednesday that he felt genuinely inspired by an AI-generated video of a lion wearing a Rolex. Holy shit, this cat's got a big-ass watch, he's wearing a tuxedo, and he's smoking the fattest cigar I've ever seen," Ludlow said to himself as he reposted the highly stylized reel with the caption GOALS," accompanied by three diamond emojis. I mean, look at those sunglasses. And that tie! This lion doesn't make excuses. He's on his grindset. Fuck! I'm finally feeling pumped to start my dry cleaning business!" At press time, a newly inspired Ludlow had reportedly informed his ex-girlfriend that he'd no longer be paying child support because he only wanted to surround himself with winners."

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