Technological Advancements Allow Data Centers To Run On Even More Electricity

SAN FRANCISCO-Hailing rapid developments in the infrastructure needed to support artificial intelligence, OpenAI CEO Sam Altman announced Tuesday that technological advancements were now allowing data centers to run on even more electricity. People said we were using an unacceptable amount of power, and with these upgraded facilities that require so much more of it, we've shown that we took those criticisms to heart," said Altman, adding that while the newer data centers did not perform any better than their predecessors, they consumed five times as much electricity and were proving exceptional at straining power grids to the point of collapse. These improvements are revolutionizing the way data centers are exhausting not only energy, but also water, with the latest servers requiring 50% more of it to keep cool. And of course, the brisk acceleration in data center electricity consumption means even louder continuous noise in surrounding communities-no doubt a relief to residents upset that they can still manage to sleep once or twice a week over the unceasing whirring." Altman went on to say he was optimistic that innovations would soon enable data centers to run on enough electricity to plunge the rest of the nation into permanent darkness.

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