Former Rep. Eric Swalwell Admits To ‘Physical Relations’ With Chinese Spy

Newly declassified documents show former Rep. Eric Swalwell admitted to the FBI that he had physical relations" with a suspected Chinese spy on a handful of occasions. What do you think?

Let's not let geopolitics cheapen what they had."

Soren Murnahan, Systems Analyst

Sex is a healthy part of the spy-asset relationship."

Wyatt Morales, Crowd Wrangler

If China thinks Eric Swalwell is important, they can't know that much."

Freya Blankenship, Eraser Tester

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