[NSFW] What to do when the users are watching Nazi dwarf smut at work?

Reg readers handle sticky situations with grace and wit

On-call (a bit NSFW) Welcome to On-call, our fortnightly look at readers' experiences when called off-site. In our last instalment, we recounted the tale of the reader who sprung a colleague pleasuring herself with cutlery. Which of course prompted readers to send tales about similar indiscretions."