Putting your schlong into the reel-to-reel tape machine is a bad idea

Media recording is boring as f**k

Something for the Weekend, Sir? Last week, I promised you I'd rip my two mighty appearances on Granada Plus's The Computer Channel (later relaunched as .tv) in 1997 from VHS. Well, a promise is a promise, if only half-kept. Here for your viewing curiosity is just one of my BAFTA nomination-worthy performances for a short-lived night-time satellite TV programme that was watched by literally tens of viewers."