Assange™ offered 'plans for escape by flying fox to Harrods'

WikiLeaks chief fears extradition by defenestration, GCHQ's grip on smartmobes

Couch-surfer extraordinaire Julian Assange has granted an interview to Australian breakfast radio program "Kyle and Jackie O" in which he characterises his stint in the Ecuadorian embassy as a "siege" and reveals he has banned smartphones at the Ecuadorian embassy as he assumes they are all surveilled."