DEAD MAN'S SOCKS and other delightful gifts from clients

Why, I'd just love membership in your mouse-pad-knitting eco-collective

On-Call If it's Monday it must be time for " for what exactly? Why for seasonal On-Call, of course, in which we pad out the site during the pre-Christmas news drought and clear the backlog of reader contributions at the same time bring you seasonally gluttonous extra helpings of readers' tales from their odd out-of-hours encounters"