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Something like ... Side effects may include low self esteem, short attention span, and intrusive ads? US Surgeon General Dr Vivek Murthy today said official warning labels should be slapped on social media networks....

Cybercrime super-souk's Dopenugget and Zero Angel may face life behind bars if convicted The two alleged administrators of Empire Market, a dark-web bazaar that peddled drugs, malware, digital fraud, and other illegal stuff, have been detained on charges related to owning and operating the illicit souk....

Graphic design giant slammed for using graphic design to bury T&Cs The FTC has sued Adobe in federal court alleging the Photoshop titan and two of its executives deceived artists by concealing termination fees for its subscription software....

Automated voice ordering still on the menu for the future, though McDonald's is pulling out of its venture with IBM that brought AI to some of its drive-thrus....

Forced to work through lunch, attacked by virus-carrying primates, and sacked for being pregnant - allegedly Another week, another lawsuit for an Elon Musk-owned company, this one filed by a former Neuralink employee claiming she was twice scratched by lab monkeys carrying the Herpes B virus, which is potentially deadly to humans....

Four years on and it's still paying for what California attorney general calls 'unacceptable' practice Months after escaping without a fine from the US Federal Trade Commission (FTC), the luck of cloud software biz Blackbaud ran out when it came to reaching a settlement with California's attorney general....

Could be used to solve long term digital data storage problems too Boffins at MIT have come up with an amber-like polymer that can be used to preserve DNA, which could allow it to be used for long term storage of information, such as genomes or digital data....

Running on one gyro, but still gazing at the sky The Hubble Space Telescope has resumed science operations in single-gyro mode after one of its three remaining gyros was declared suspect....

CFO talks GPU development, strategy and market dynamics at Nasdaq Investor Conference AI PCs may be talk of the town right now but AMD's chief financial officer reckons that the datacenter remains the chipmaker's major profit engine, and CPU cores are still key for many workloads....

Claim analytics and data platform biz misled investors about size of public cloud forecast Teradata faces the prospect of a class action suit relating to statements to investors....

Is it lingering somewhere between fusion power and self-driving cars? Systems Approach In thinking about the decade-plus worth of efforts to automate the configuration and operation of networks - of which intent-based networking may be the most well-known and ambitious example - are we actually any closer to the automation of networking that we were a decade ago?...

Spanish cops make arrest at airport before he jetted off to Italy Spanish police arrested a person they allege to be the leader of the notorious cybercrime gang Scattered Spider just before he boarded a private flight headed to Naples....

Everything is fine, despite Recall setting fire to the house that Gates built And just like that, Windows 11 24H2 is back....

Infrastructure teams have 'eye on door' as SAP migration enters critical phase Exclusive Asda is transferring more than 100 internal IT workers to Indian outsourcing company TCS as it labors to meet deadlines to move away from IT systems supported by previous owner Walmart by the end of the year....

The clock is ticking - why not try a passkey? Heads up: Amazon Web Services is pushing ahead with making multi-factor authentication (MFA) mandatory for certain users, and we love to see it....

Health club chain headed for the spa on choose a password day A security researcher claims UK health club and gym chain Total Fitness bungled its data protection responsibilities by failing to lock down a database chock-full of members' personal data....

That beige box running a server is easily forgotten ... until it goes wrong Exclusive IT asset management platform Lansweeper has dispensed a warning for enterprise administrators everywhere. Exactly how old is that SQL Server on which your business depends?...

You know what they say about headlines that end in a question mark Opinion AI - loud, confident, and wrong. That's not talking about generative AI's ability to hallucinate, although why not? Rather, it's about the big picture, the platform-wide Recall from Microsoft and, oh dear, Apple Intelligence....

Measure twice, trust never Who, Me? Welcome once again, gentle readerfolk, to the corner of The Reg we call Who, Me? where each Monday morning we share a reader-submitted tale of tech support gone not-quite-right....

Who needs ransomware when you can scare techies into coughing up their credentials? Notorious cyber gang UNC3944 - the crew suspected of involvement in the recent attacks on Snowflake and MGM Entertainment, and plenty more besides - has changed its tactics and is now targeting SaaS applications...

A push for interoperability is accelerating, but maybe not fast enough to stop biometrics taking over Feature From Bangalore to Beijing, when Asians go out to shop, they seldom use a credit or debit card and instead pay using their smartphone to scan a QR code....

South Korean outfit that sparked 'Crypto Winter' will melt away after SEC order Terraform Labs, the outfit behind the $40 billion crash of the TerraUSD stablecoin and its sibling Luna (LUNA) tokens, will pay $4.5 billion to creditors and authorities, then wind itself up....

ALSO: online adoption cyberstalker nabbed; Tesla trade secrets thief pleads guilty; and a critical ASUS Wi-Fi vuln In Brief A popular spam blocklist service that went offline earlier this month has advised users it is down permanently - but at least one potential candidate is stepping up to try to fill the threat intelligence void....

PLUS: Australia to age limit social media; Hong Kong's robo-dogs; India's new tech minister The space junk cleaning mission launched by Japan's Aerospace Exploration Agency (JAXA) has successfully hunted down one of its targets....

As more than 70 civil society groups sign open letter slamming 'intimidation' Meta allegedly tried to discredit university researchers in Brazil who had flagged fraudulent adverts on the social network's ad platform....

Nine out of 10 execs recommend adding Retrieval Augmented Generation to your daily regimen Hands on If you've been following enterprise adoption of AI, you've no doubt heard the term RAG" tossed around....

iBiz potentially facing hefty penalties under the Digital Markets Act The European Commission is said to be preparing to file charges against Apple alleging that its "steering" rules, imposed on third-party developers distributing software through the App Store, violate Europe's Digital Markets Act (DMA)....

Business as usual needs a real change Feature Microsoft president Brad Smith struck a conciliatory tone regarding his IT giant's repeated computer security failings during a congressional hearing on Thursday - while also claiming the Windows maker is above the rule of law, at least in China....

Because who needs disinformation research at times like these The Stanford Internet Observatory (SIO), which for the past five years has been studying and reporting on social media disinformation, is being reimagined with new management and fewer staff following the recent departure of research director Renee DiResta....

Facebook parent calls step forward for privacy a 'step backwards' Meta has caved to European regulators, and agreed to pause its plans to train AI models on EU users' Facebook and Instagram users' posts - a move that the social media giant said will delay its plans to launch Meta AI in the economic zone....

Crook and his alleged co-conspirators said to have used Discord to coordinate The US Department of Justice has convicted a Nigerian national of participating in a business email compromise (BEC) scam worth $1.5 million....

Biz too broke, class too big to settle now; agrees to pay in limited circumstances like an IPO, liquidation Unable to afford a settlement with "virtually anyone in the United States whose face appears on the internet," data-scraping facial recognition firm Clearview AI has decided that an IOU for a chunk of the company's future value will have to do....

All businesses use FOSS now, but Big Red never been entirely comfortable with it Opinion All companies use open source now, but some, such as Oracle, have never been completely comfortable with it....

Expansive Spiral 4 program to boost capabilities with cutting-edge tech T-Mobile US was this week picked as a wireless provider by the Department of Defense to supply telecoms services and equipment for the US Navy as part of a ten-year contract worth $2.67 billion in total....

Biz keen to avoid a delisting as share price drops Virgin Galactic has confirmed a reverse stock split in an effort to stop the company from tumbling out of the New York Stock Exchange....

Browser maker decided not to follow Putin's orders. Well done Mozilla has reinstated certain add-ons for Firefox that earlier this week had been banned in Russia by the Kremlin....

Engineers coax veteran probe back to health NASA's Voyager 1 spacecraft is back in action and conducting normal science operations for the first time since the veteran probe began spouting gibberish at the end of 2023....

Russia recruits local residents to support battlefield goals Infrastructure that enabled two pro-Russia Ukraine residents to break into soldiers' devices and deploy spyware has been dismantled by the Security Service of Ukraine (SSU)....

The value falls but the rocket man still gets his gas money Human ingenuity is not sufficient to construct a violin small enough to lament the fortunes of Elon Musk. The serial entrepreneur, polymath and media figure is facing the knowledge that the nominal value of his stock options from electric car company Tesla fell by $8 billion in the time it took to persuade shareholders to hand them over....

Big data + security division could be owed by the government and its people The French government has confirmed an offer of 700 million ($748 million) for key assets of ailing IT services giant Atos, following the company's acceptance of a restructuring deal earlier this week....

Who needs a real live cephalopod? The Euro 2024 international football tournament gets underway today, and we're delighted to report that AI has finally been turned into something useful in the form of a virtual pundit for sports fans....

The Register queries author Matei Zaharia on a decade of the project Interview Big data is no longer hailed as the "new oil." It has gone out of fashion, both in terms of hype and because its foundational technology - Apache Hadoop - was surpassed by cloud-based blob storage such as AWS S3. However, a sister project born in the big data era has become more influential in the modern world of LLMs and internet-scale data systems....

Downside: High chance of injury. Upside: Permanent bragging rights at performance reviews On Call The Register knows that readers often put themselves in harm's way to ensure tech keeps ticking over, which is why each Friday we salute those efforts with a fresh installment of On Call - the reader-contributed column that details true tales of tech support....

Wider release coming real soon - promise - after the Windows faithful give it a thrashing Microsoft has cancelled the wide release of Recall - the controversial tool for Copilot+ PCs that takes regular snapshots of a machine to create a record of everything users do with their machines - and will instead make it available only to Windows Insiders for the foreseeable future....

Already doxxed and ordered disconnection for half a million of its own citizens suspected of not paying their share Pakistan has outlined measures to punish tax evaders by cutting off their mobile phone....

Some would say ads for cabbage are futile - can pics from space at least make them timely? Japan's Aerospace Exploration Agency (JAXA) and marketing agency Dentsu have developed a means to use snaps captured by satellites to smooth out agricultural supply chains and enhance advertising....

'It's not our job to find the culprits - That's what we're paying you for' lawmaker scolds Brad Smith Lawmakers on Thursday grilled Microsoft president Brad Smith about the Windows giant's businesses dealing in China - and the super-corp's repeated security failings - at a time when Beijing-backed spies are accused of breaking into Microsoft-hosted email accounts of American government officials....

Can't we do this another way, like without these mini-sats costing $1B over 5 years, House reps wonder A plan by America's Space Force to harden GPS against spoofing attacks may be going nowhere: A request by the service branch for $77 million of public cash to finish the work is struggling to get approval from Congress....

Homer Simpson was ahead of his time Wells Fargo fired a bunch of employees accused of pretending to work, by using some tech to fake their keyboard typing, instead of doing their actual jobs, it emerged today....

In this slightly more private era, your data ain't as profitable as it once was Analysis Oracle Advertising is shutting down, CEO Safra Catz said during the database goliath's fiscal 2024 Q4 earnings call with Wall Street this week....