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Short bread's plenty appetizing as dough hungry traders and analysts voice scepticism on endless growth Nvidia is currently riding high on the back of the generative AI wave, yet some believe the GPU champ will have a limited time in the sunlit uplands and are betting that its share price will soon fall....

Researchers were able to glean data from 10,000 meetings held by top Dutch gov officials Cisco squashed some bugs this week that allowed anyone to view WebEx meeting information and join them, potentially opening up security and privacy concerns for highly sensitive meets....

How do you say something's crash-prone without saying it's crash-prone ... Microsoft is adding the ability for Voice Access to automatically pick itself up should the service fall over....

Customers remain cautious about adoption, while analysts warn of unforeseen costs SAP marked its annual shindig in Orlando this week by pulling the sheets off of AI features for its popular enterprise application platform, but failed to impress analysts attending....

He needs that compensation because he's easily dist- oo a piece of candy! With a week to go until Tesla's Annual Stockholders' Meeting, board chair Robyn Denholm has written to investors to make sure they ratify CEO Elon Musk's monster pay package - apparently out of fear he could walk....

Pricing, licensing, ease of switching and more under the microscope The UK's competition watchdog says that Microsoft has a significant degree of market power" in key software products, and that its licensing practices may therefore influence customer choice of cloud providers....

It was the best of times for space fans SpaceX and Boeing both had reasons to celebrate last night: Starship had a successful fourth flight test and Starliner docked with the International Space Station (ISS)....

But do they get to wear 'I DDoSed' stickers? A Russian hacktivist crew has threatened to attack European internet infrastructure as four days of EU elections begin on Thursday....

And it's time to upgrade any Mantic Minotaurs you have lying around Canonical has followed up the latest LTS release of Ubuntu with real-time and IoT editions, while ushering the last interim release into retirement....

And customers are sweating their hardware assets for longer Fewer and fewer pages are being printed at home and in the office, posing something of a challenge for HP and its rivals....

Lies, damned lies, and lies told by end-users who do their own tech support On Call With another working week almost done, The Register once again offers a fresh instalment of On Call, our reader-contributed tale of tech support trials and tribulations....

Spammers will probably bid to buy it, so community is trying to find a better home for decades-old service Exclusive The Spam and Open Relay Blocking System (SORBS) - a longstanding source of info on known sources of spam widely used to create blocklists - has been shuttered by its owner, cyber security software vendor Proofpoint....

Members stop work - on a day many take off, anyway - in pursuit of better conditions Around 28,000 Samsung workers upset over wages may have walked out in protest today, but probably used their holiday allowance to do so. Rampant industrial militancy, this is not....

The long and largely unsuccessful effort to turn IBM's x86 server business into consistent profit continues Lenovo has announced the departure of Kirk Skaugen, the head of its Infrastructure Solutions Group (ISG) - the enterprise tech arm of the Chinese hardware giant....

You upgraded when this was fixed in April, right? Right?? If you haven't yet upgraded to version 1.3.0 of Apache HugeGraph, now's a good time because at least two proof-of-concept exploits for a CVSS 9.8-rated remote command execution bug in the open-source graph database have been made public....

Knowing your supplier is always good - and super lab's auditors promise to check for conflicts of interest OpenAI is reportedly in talks with Helion to get access to the startup's not-yet-possible nuclear fusion-driven electricity generators....

City known for blues, BBQ, and now possibly the 'world's largest supercomputer' xAI plans to build the "world's largest supercomputer" in Memphis, Tennessee according to the city's local government....

There's also an off switch The privacy-focused DuckDuckGo search engine that \ has introduced AI Chat, an optional, free chatbot service - within limits - that provides a choice of models and "can be easily switched off."...

Oracle, Nvidia accused of working with ByteDance, others to provide access to advanced parts within America Chinese companies blocked from getting their hands on cutting-edge AI chips have reportedly been buying access to sanctioned hardware on US soil to avoid raising alarms....

Jury in San Francisco finds founder plus finance VP not guilty Mike Lynch, founder and CEO of Autonomy, has been acquitted of criminal fraud and conspiracy charges arising from the 2011 sale of the British software company to Hewlett-Packard....

The bad news? Gang wasn't deleting victim data after payments LockBit victims who are still trying to clean up their encrypted files are in luck: the FBI has a big set of decryption keys it would love to let you try....

New red-tape will cost us big, American ISPs and their lobbyists claim Telecom industry organizations have petitioned the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) to halt its order to restore net neutrality....

Update that triggered user rage didn't really change much - software company has always been able to scan your stuff A practically ancient terms-of-use update has landed Adobe in freshly boiled water over how the Photoshop giant gives itself the right to review user content stored in its cloud....

Network scan reveals 26 percent of Linux boxes are CentOS 7, EOL later this month. What happens next? Lansweeper's scans of its customers' networks found an awful lot of Linux boxes facing imminent end of life, with no direct upgrade path. This, for clarity, is a very bad thing....

This study is bad, so so bad. The worst study ever. Did you know Hillary Clinton created ISIS? After convicted criminal and twice impeached former president Donald Trump and 70,000 other accounts were booted from Twitter following the January 6 riots, the spread of misleading information on the platform fell....

Opt out or prepare for your posts to be ingested Meta's plans to use customer data in AI training have resulted in complaints to data protection authorities in 11 European countries....

Hmm... world's most valuable companies furthest ahead with world's most coveted tech. WCGW? Microsoft, OpenAI, and Nvidia are set to be investigated for potential antitrust violations with regard to their dominant positions in the burgeoning AI industry, according to reports....

Just a wet dress rehearsal left before debut launch The much-delayed Ariane 6 rocket is scheduled to launch on July 9 from Europe's Spaceport in French Guiana....

Trend Micro says cloudy email scans trigger GDPR warnings that deter users. Local models that use NPUs don't Computex Trend Micro has outlined how it will tailor its desktop security software for AI PCs, and thinks it might improve security in ways that normal, bog-standard PCs can't match....

Funds are currently seized after being sent to offshore accounts The US Justice Department is seeking permission to recover more than $5 million worth of funds stolen from a trade union by business email compromise (BEC) scammers....

You're not a 1985 truther, are you? We hate to be the ones to break it to all you El Reg readers, but we're informed the classic video game Tetris is turning 40....

Restructure saga kicked into next week, investors unamused Crisis-ridden tech giant Atos has further delayed a decision on its restructuring, putting back until next week the choice of a rescue package to reduce the company's debt and get its finances back in shape....

Time to get moving if you still rely on this deprecated feature Microsoft has finally decided to add the venerable NTLM authentication protocol to the Deprecated Features list....

Coming SiB boom will be a Chinese one while the West is years behind, industry watcher tells us Interview The burgeoning sodium ion battery industry is poised for a big year, says one analyst, though the US and its friends may miss out as China whizzes by....

Experts say Big Red will probably re-release patch in an upcoming cycle A seven-year-old Oracle vulnerability is the latest to be added to CISA's Known Exploited Vulnerability (KEV) catalog, meaning the security agency considers it a significant threat to federal government....

Someone noticed Britain's about to elect a new govt, amirite? The latest CEO of UK telecoms giant BT says that Scandinavian nations are far more developed than Britain when it comes to telco infrastructure, and the government needs to overhaul regulations to fix this....

What's that Lassie? Our nefarious AI overlords are about to take over the world? You must be barking People who want to understand their dogs might be about to be given a helping paw by AI, according to the latest study....

As tool emerges to probe OS feature's SQLite-based store of user activities Asked to explore the data privacy issues arising from Microsoft Recall, the Windows maker's poorly received self-surveillance tool, Jaime Teevan, chief scientist and technical fellow at Microsoft Research, brushed aside concerns....

We're from the government and we want you to find love and procreate The city of Tokyo plans to launch a dating app in coming months, in the hope it helps to address Japan' declining population....

May come in handy for healthcare orgs, or to turn you off private 5G Computex Delta is a Taiwanese company that specializes in power management kit, the sort of thing that datacenters need. It's therefore very much in demand right now but also, as revealed in the final keynote address of the 2024 edition of the Computex conference, undertakes some tangential R&D...

Legacy apps on Chromebooks is the goal, which won't terrify VDI incumbents like Citrix and Omnissa Google has decided to take on the likes of Citrix and VMware by acquiring an outfit called Cameyo whose tech makes it possible to stream apps into browsers - including on Chromebooks....

Would like to vanquish Veeam and Veritas, but tidying up backup rigs is an easier job Computex Taiwanese storage vendor Synology has revealed a range of backup appliances....

No, this isn't the weird logic of cryptocurrency infecting the IRS. It's a 'Fight us and everyone loses even more' kinda deal Imploded cryptocurrency exchange FTX owes a lot of people a lot of money - but has convinced America's tax collectors at the IRS to give it a massive discount on its $24 billion tax bill....

Tycoon's private firms got Nvidia GPUs first because automaker couldn't use them yet Comment Tesla CEO Elon Musk has confirmed he redirected Nvidia H100 GPUs intended for the car manufacturer to X and xAI, two private firms he owns....

Beware of zero-click malware sliding into your DMs Miscreants exploited a zero-day in TikTok to compromised the accounts of CNN and other big names. The app maker has confirmed there was a cyberattack, and that it has scrambled to secure accounts and prevent any further exploitation....

Think biologically not digitally to go from megawatts to watts, HAI gathering told The Stanford Institute for Human-Centered Artificial Intelligence (HAI) on Wednesday celebrated five years of cat herding, which is to say shepherding the responsible development of machine learning....

Malware code potentially sold off, tweaked, back at it infecting victims RansomHub, a newish cyber-crime operation that has claimed to be behind the theft of data from Christie's auction house and others, is "very likely" some kind of rebrand of the Knight ransomware gang, according to threat hunters....

Bristol researcher granted 375K to improve airborne wind energy systems We may be inching closer to a post-turbine wind energy future if a grant awarded to a University of Bristol boffin for wind-harvesting, ground-tethered drone research is any indication of things to come....

In-process OLAP database flies the nest DuckDB has become a fully fledged database release with its 1.0 iteration, promising a new data model and greater stability to enhance backwards compatibility....

Let's get that brave duo to the ISS and then home to Earth safely Boeing's NASA-backed Starliner crew capsule, at long last, successfully blasted off from a Florida launch pad today with two brave humans onboard....