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Warm water and a scraper not an option when you're 1.5 million kilometers from home Less than 12 months into its six-year survey mission, the European Space Agency's (ESA) Euclid telescope is experiencing optical issues that require European teams to devise a de-icing procedure....

First they came for McDonald's and I did not speak out because I have even worse taste in food A princess is AWOL, the government refuses to admit defeat, and now pastry purveyor Greggs is unable to process card payments. How many more national crises can the Great British public weather before the streets burn?...

2026 FIFA World Cup in US could be first to see ML models play a part... and you thought video referees were crap A team at Google's DeepMind claim to have demonstrated the efficacy of an AI model in predicting outcomes in soccer football game set pieces, as well as generating on-field tactics....

Unless you want to be the next Change Healthcare, that is The Feds and friends yesterday issued yet another warning about China's Volt Typhoon gang, this time urging critical infrastructure owners and operators to protect their facilities against destructive cyber attacks that may be brewing....

Too busy not using X to notice Brits are satisfied with the speed of their mobile network, research finds, despite the UK having some of the slowest average 5G download speeds among G7 nations. Twitter is also no longer among the top 10 most used mobile apps....

Great! Just ignore the energy needed to train them, process queries, keep the lights on in datacenters ... As the world struggles to keep up with decarbonization pledges, the UK government is dumping 1.73 million ($2.2 million) into a series of AI projects to help it meet 2050 net zero goals....

Awards contracts for spacecraft to bring the IoT to space The European Space Agency has committed 76.6 million ($83 million) toward the development of Genesis - a flying observatory that will provide positioning services accurate to a single millimeter....

Sales are down at home and poor compared to other nations The founder and chairman of Chinese electronics maker TCL has taken the bold step of suggesting China's censors "improve" their work, to help his company sell more televisions ... and help China succeed at home and abroad....

And teases a laptop to show off its current silicon - running the open edition of Huawei's CentOS spinout Alibaba's research arm, the Damo Academy, last week promised to deliver a server-grade RISC-V processor later this year, showed off a RISC-V-powered laptop running the open source cut of Huawei's CentOS spinout, and talked up a growing community working on the permissively licensed processor architecture....

Choice of alternative payment providers labelled 'illusory' - because none existed India's competition regulator, the Competition Commission of India (CCI), has ordered an investigation into Google's in-app billing systems after accusations they levy excessive charges and are discriminatory....

Also down under, researchers find security-cleared workers leaking details of their gigs An Australian IT contractor has been sentenced to 30 months jail for ripping off the National Maritime Museum....

Section 230 on trial: Plaintiffs contend social media platforms are defective products, not protected message boards Some of the largest social media platforms in the world will soon try to convince a US court their platforms did not contribute to the radicalization of a mass shooter who killed ten people and injured three more in a New York grocery store in 2022....

FYI, FTC: Karen Simonyan, DeepMind co-founder Mustafa Suleyman absorbed rather than acquired Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella announced the formation of a new AI division headed by Mustafa Suleyman and Karen Simonyan, two of the three founders of AI upstart Inflection....

Plus potential links to I-Soon, researchers say Chinese cyberspies have compromised at least 70 organizations, mostly government entities, and targeted more than 116 victims across the globe, according to security researchers....

Latest figures paint grim picture of how viciously the elderly are targeted The FBI says investment fraud was the form of cybercrime that incurred the greatest financial loss for Americans last year....

GPU giant says NIM will eliminate dependency headaches for the low low cost of $4,500/year per GPU Nevermind using large language models (LLMs) to help write code, Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang believes that in the future, enterprise software will just be a collection of chat bots strung together to complete the task....

That's a juicy-looking IPO you've got there. Be a shame if someone took a licensing bite Mere days from going public, Reddit is staring down a challenge from Nokia, which has accused the "front page of the internet" ofinfringing some of its thousands of patents....

It's all about privacy, civil rights, civil liberties, ok? The US Department of Homeland Security (DHS) has an AI roadmap and a trio of test projects to deploy the tech, one of which aims to train immigration officers using generative AI. What could possibly go wrong?...

And you now get keyboard navigation in the built-in PDF reader The latest version of Firefox improves in areas that should help it fit in better on several categories of hardware....

CNN veteran publishes Musk interview that got his X show canceled Comment Last year, two high-profile American news anchors lost their jobs. This year, CNN's Don Lemon joined Fox News's Tucker Carlson with a new show on Elon Musk's X....

Gamma-ray burst watcher almost two decades past use-by date NASA's Neil Gehrels Swift Observatory has dropped into safe mode after one of the spacecraft's three gyroscopes showed signs of degradation....

Innovative Ethereum feature exploited as victims say goodbye to assets Infosec researchers are noting rising cryptocurrency attacks and have encouraged wallet security providers to up their collective game....

You know where plants are much cheaper to construct? Asia Intel and TSMC face new hitches to their chip fabrication plants in Arizona with key suppliers encountering difficulties in building support facilities due to surging costs for building materials and labor....

Latest release of coffee-themed programming language aspires to simplicity with a dozen new features Oracle released Java 22 (JDK 22) on Tuesday, sporting a dozen new features for Java developers....

ChatGPT deems your work to be commendable, innovative, and comprehensive Academics focused on artificial intelligence have taken to using generative AI to help them review the machine learning work of peers....

Ailing tech integrator takes a hard hit... share price down by up to 20% this morning Atos' share price sank as much as 20 percent this morning on confirmation that Airbus is no longer interested in buying the big data and security (BDS) parts of the crumbling tech empire....

Not the best looking street furniture in town UK telco Virgin Media O2 (VMO2) says it can boost mobile services by sticking small cells on top of poles linked to its on-street fiber network cabinets....

GPU-based system offers high performance off Parquet files Analytics software startup Voltron Data claims to have completed the full TPC-H 100 terabyte scale factor on unsorted Parquet files directly from storage in less than an hour with only 6 TB of GPU memory....

Could this be the first green shoot of enterprise vendors paying for long-term maintenance? The Open Enterprise Linux Association (OpenELA) has stepped up to maintain Linux kernel version 4.14 - which went out of support in January - to the end of the year. But why that particular version?...

'White label' program also means retaining customers Exclusive VMware by Broadcom appears to have made concessions to some of the cloud service providers it has previously indicated it will spurn....

Nvidia is a kingmaker, and who wouldn't want to be king? Dell has tied its AI flag firmly to Nvidia's mast with its latest offerings, comprising a fully integrated end-to-end platform for enterprise customers looking to build and operate their own AI, plus updated server support for Nvidia's upcoming GPUs, scalable storage and professional services....

CEO's optimism was not reflected in the supply chain Apple will cough up $490 million to settle a class-action lawsuit alleging CEO Tim Cook concealed plummeting iPhone demand in China from shareholders....

Job one: Splunkify Talos threat intelligence, then do the same all over the Cisco portfolio Cisco has closed its $28 billion acquisition of Splunk....

Latest piece of digital public infrastructure is positively beastly India's Ministry of Fisheries, Animal Husbandry and Dairying has celebrated rapid uptake of its effort to digitize the nation's livestock....

Just the apps, none of the cloud, forever - for one payment Microsoft has cooked up fresh versions of its Office suite that will be sold under a perpetual license - and promised it will do so again in future....

Warning: Poorly configured Google Cloud databases spill billing info, plaintext credentials At least 900 websites built with Google's Firebase, a cloud database, have been misconfigured, leaving credentials, personal info, and other sensitive data inadvertently exposed to the public internet, according to security researchers....

Sneaky software slips past shields, spurring scramble Fujitsu has confirmed that miscreants have compromised some of its internal computers, deployed malware, and may have stolen some customer information....

Five times the performance of the H100, but you'll need liquid cooling to tame the beast For all the saber-rattling from AMD and Intel, Nvidia remains, without question, the dominant provider of AI infrastructure. With today's debut of the Blackwell GPU architecture during CEO Jensen Huang's GTC keynote, it aims to extend its technical lead - in both performance and power consumption....

Not everything requires tagging so feel free to maintain unrealistic beauty standards YouTube has warned content creators that, beginning today, certain uses of AI in their videos must be clearly labeled....

A huge attack surface for a vulnerability with various PoCs available The volume of Fortinet boxes exposed to the public internet and vulnerable to a month-old critical security flaw in FortiOS is still extremely high, despite a gradual increase in patching....

What hasn't been released by Elon Musk's xAI is also of note As promised, Elon Musk has released the model behind the xAI chatbot, Grok-1....

SEC bags $400K in settlements Two investment advisors have reached settlements with the US Securities and Exchange Commission for allegedly exaggerating their use of AI, which in both cases were purported to be cornerstones of their offerings....

Telco reckons data is old, isn't from its systems More than 70 million records, allegedly stolen from AT&T in 2021, were dumped on a cybercrime forum at the weekend....

Who would want to snap up Terraform? HashiCorp is the subject of furious industry talk which indicates the company is contemplating a sale amid an increasingly challenging marketplace....

13-year saga continues as jury set to hear claims on both sides of HP's Autonomy acquisition disaster British tech entrepreneur Mike Lynch's criminal trial kick off today in San Francisco in a case alleging accounting fraud charges that carry a maximum 20-year sentence....

National Strategy focuses on four goals for silicon heaven The US government has dropped details on its National Strategy on Microelectronics Research, outlining top goals and actions for the next five years to boost the semiconductor industry with CHIPS Act investment....

Famous for keeping everything in-house, Apple may be carving AI-shaped door in its garden wall Apple is reportedly working on a deal with Google to bring the Chocolate Factory's Gemini AI to iDevices, suggesting its own efforts to develop a suitable generative AI model have stalled....

Virtual gunslingers forcibly became cheaters via mystery means Updated Esports pros competing in the Apex Legends Global Series (ALGS) Pro League tournament were forced to abandon their match today due to a suspected cyberattack....

Surprise resignation of chief exec happened after FCA probe began, claims filing One of Micrsoft's largest cloud and tech licensing resellers, Bytes Technology Group (BTG), today gave the London Stock Exchange an update on the investigation surrounding the abrupt resignation of its CEO and an ongoing probe by the UK's Financial Conduct Authority (FCA)....

Debian-based TrueNAS SCALE is the future primary focus Bad news from BSD land - the oldest vendor of BSD systems is changing direction away from FreeBSD and toward Linux....