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Third-party and bespoke apps most likely candidates for the switch Google is looking to capture some of Oracle's workloads by promising to help users migrate from Big Red's databases to PostgreSQL with a set of services and automation tools....

Alive and still quite vigorous considering its age The USENET management committee has reconvened and there are green shoots of growth in the original, pre-World Wide Web social network....

Former BA boss slams resilience, says explanation 'doesn't stand up from what I know of the system' Mystery still surrounds the technical issue at the UK's National Air Traffic Service (NATS) on Monday, which is being blamed on incorrect flight plan data being received, leading to the system reverting to manual processing and causing delays and cancellations of flights....

Though this is still a preview so another provider could swing it Interview Google looks set to become the first cloud provider to offer virtual machine instances powered by Ampere's 192-core AmpereOne datacenter chip, which Ampere is now pitching as a solution for AI inferencing workloads....

Presence of aluminium isotope might help age other objects from space At 4.6 billion years old, meteorite Erg Chech 002 is among the oldest found on Earth. A new analysis of its composition promises to help understanding of the early solar system and date other space rocks....

Keeping full self-driving dream on the road just needs more graphics chips? Tesla still dreams of fueling its motors with actual full self-driving (FSD) capabilities, and it's blowing piles of cash on AI infrastructure to reach that milestone....

Black Mirror? Never heard of it Sometimes it feels like the most terrifying ideas from science fiction are simply fodder for the future of the military - case in point, word reaching us that the US Army wants to strap its next-gen service rifle to the top of robot sentry dogs....

Scalene, Scalene, Scalene, Scalene, I'm beggin' of you please improve my code Interview To make Python code run faster, you can now get performance optimization advice from the Scalene Python profiler and its associated chatbot - and mostly its recommendations help....

A queue gone mad leads to surprising results for 3D printing - but still no regulation Opinion Just like an owner of a new puppy waking up to a scene of destruction, 3D printer users who leave long jobs running overnight may be appalled to see what they find in the morning....

First you'll live in a headset. Then come the chip implants ... The number of screens people use each day has probably peaked, according to Alvin Wang Graylin, global vice president of Taiwanese smartphone maker HTC....

Meanwhile its Moon rover dodges a crater and spots sulphur India's Space Research Organisation (ISRO) is already busy running its successful Chandrayaan-3 Moon mission, but still plans to put even more items on its to-do list with the launch of Aditya-L1 - a mission to observe the Sun....

Malfunction took 14 plants offline for 36 hours. Oh, what a ... nah, too obvious Toyota Japan has recovered from what it's described as a "malfunction in the production order system" that halted production on 28 lines across 14 plants starting on Monday evening....

Replaces surveillance systems installed after 9/11 - and years before drones became a threat The Pentagon will upgrade the air surveillance technology it uses around Washington DC with a computer vision system that can identify and warn officials of suspicious objects flying around or near the capital....

Claims to have taken down two colossal networks, with 'Secondary Infektion' schooling 'Spamouflage' Russia appears to be "better" at running online trolling campaigns aimed at pushing its political narratives than China, according to Meta's latest Adversarial Threat Report....

Hopes cool-running Zen cores can socket to Intel's Xeon-D - maybe with a smaller socket Hot Chips At the Hot Chips conference this week AMD teased its upcoming edge-friendly Siena family of Epyc processors, revealing modest power consumption and designs that allow them to nestle into relatively small devices....

And adds rivals Claude 2, Falcon, Llama 2 to Vertex AI Cloud Next Google is rolling out a bunch of generative AI models and tools across its Workspace apps and Cloud, including an expansion of the promised Duet AI, its personal virtual assistant....

Halls of learning are stuck offline, but go Wolverines! The University of Michigan has isolated itself from the internet but, hey, everything's fine!...

'We will continue fighting this case' global chief's lawyer tells us An appeals court has reversed a 2021 decision to drop a bribery charge against Apple's head of global security, who is accused of donating iPads worth up to $80,000 to a sheriff's office in exchange for giving his Cupertino agents concealed carry weapon licenses....

Totally plucked: Agents remotely roast Windows botnet malware on victims' machines Uncle Sam today said an international law enforcement effort dismantled Qakbot, aka QBot, a notorious botnet and malware loader responsible for losses totaling hundreds of millions of dollars worldwide, and seized more than $8.6 million in illicit cryptocurrency....

Llama 2 avoids errors by staying quiet, GPT-4 gives long, if useless, samples Computer scientists have evaluated how large language models (LLMs) answer Java coding questions from the Q&A site StackOverflow and, like others before them, have found the results wanting....

See hot singles in your area! Well, -453.8 F singles at least NASA's laser-based, gigabit-speed space internet is set to get its first orbital users just as soon as a new refrigerator-sized piece of hardware makes it to the International Space Station....

Demand may be 'tepid at best' but analyst sees return to pre-2019 levels next year The PC market is expected to return to growth in 2024, according to estimates from IDC analysts....

TPU v5e, A3 VMs, and GKE Enterprise headline first in-person shindig since pandemic Cloud Next Google is razor-focused on AI at this year's Cloud Next, with a slew of hardware projects, including TPU updates, GPU options, and a bevy of software tools to make it all work....

On AWS Firecracker - but there are other new micro-VM engines around, too Replacing a sort algorithm in the FreeBSD kernel has improved its boot speed by a factor of 100 or more... and although it's aimed at a micro-VM, the gains should benefit everyone....

All 47,000 Met Police officers and staff reportedly accessed in break-in London's Metropolitan Police has said a third-party data breach exposed staff and officers' names, ranks, photos, vetting levels, and salary information....

Quango must show Palantir does not have unfair advantage in procurement England's health data watchdog has warned the government quango in charge of the country's health service that it must show how it will avoid vendor lock-in in the forthcoming 480 million ($604 million) deal for a Federated Data Platform (FDP)....

Wide-ranging procurements hint at prospect of SAP ERP system replacement Southern Water - the 792 million ($996 million) UK utility business - is on the hunt for technology suppliers to take part in a 358 million ($450 million) framework deal which includes help selecting and implementing a replacement for its current SAP ERP system....

Here's what you actually get for this VIP level. And how is Microsoft happy with this? OpenAI launched ChatGPT Enterprise on Monday, a tier of the text-generating chatbot focused on alleviating concerns about privacy and other fears business customers may have. What does enterprise-level access actually get you?...

Asks Beijing to stop the phone calls harassing civilians, as tests show impact of nuke plant water Japan last week commenced the release of water from the Fukushima Daini nuclear power plant, and the neighbors aren't pleased....

It doesn't matter if your GPU is better at training if no one can get hold of them Comment Nvidia's latest quarter marked a defining moment for AI adoption....

Intel and Micron made the agenda, but action to ease their woes did not The US Commerce Department said on Monday that it's reached an agreement with Chinese authorities to facilitate the exchange of export control enforcement information - a pact that means the two nations will talk about tech export bans, without seeking to alter them....

Mega-corp has mastered the complexity of numerous technologies but it took several scandals to impart this obvious lesson Samsung's compliance committee chair has told local media the massive conglomerate is now on the straight and narrow, after years spent dealing with the legal fallout of past ethical lapses....

Pilots' Goose cooked as uncrewed vehicles prove cheaper and perhaps more versatile The US Air Force wants to spend around $5.8 billion on up to 2,000 pilotless AI-powered drones, to serve alongside human pilots....

Dissenting opinion asserts position is wrong and that many headaches linger In its first enforcement action concerning the issuance of non-fungible tokens, or NFTs, if you can remember that sad fad, the SEC has declared they should be considered and thus regulated as conventional securities under some circumstances....

Just bring your own accelerator Hot Chips Arm has unveiled a set of blueprints called Neoverse Compute Subsystems (CSS) that - inadvertently or not - takes the biz an inch closer to straight-up designing processors for its customers, rather than customers designing processors from Arm's technologies....

Meal delivery biz leaves bitter taste Purfoods has notified more than 1.2 million people that their personal and medical data -including payment card and bank account numbers, security codes, and some protected health information - may have been stolen from its servers during what sounds like a ransomware infection earlier this year....

Plus more insights on x86 titan's all E-core datacenter chips Hot Chips Intel today for the Hot Chips 2023 conference shed light on the architecture changes, including improvements to memory subsystems and IO connectivity, coming to next-gen Xeon processors....

Dude, stop hitting yourself Two weeks after HashiCorp changed the terms under which its Terraform software is licensed, users of the infrastructure automation project - corporate rivals among them - have created a fork of the Terraform code....

Not just a company town - it's the new feudal age A gaggle of tech billionaires want to start their own metropolis in California, and they've spent the past five years buying up thousands of acres of land north of the San Francisco Bay Area to do it....

Top of the list to trip sensors Three malware loaders - QBot, SocGholish, and Raspberry Robin - are responsible for 80 percent of observed attacks on computers and networks so far this year....

British Bank Holiday blues as flight plans have to be filed by hand The UK's National Air Traffic Service (NATS) is spending a bank holiday Monday dealing with an unspecified "technical issue" that has disrupted flights across the country....

This assumes MySQL, PHP, the web - and humanity - will be around that long Content management and hosting outfit Wordpress wants to sell you some legacy technology: a domain name and website it will keep alive for 100 years, for $38,000....

ALSO: News publishers block OpenAI's text-crawling bot; YouTube does a deal for AI tunes AI in brief Researchers have helped a woman paralyzed by a brain stem stroke to speak through a digital avatar, thanks to AI algorithms that analyze her brain waves and translates them into speech and simulated movements....

'Sky spaghetti' remains on the menu for Asian carriers, and tourists Unruly telecom cables may seem an unlikely tourist attraction, but in the Vietnamese town of Hoi An you can buy t-shirts that celebrate the thick snarls and loops of wire dangling from many of the nation's telegraph poles....

Billionaire claims being a political outsider means he can fix border, avert wars, make Taiwan great again ... which sounds rather familiar Terry Gou, who founded contract manufacturer to the stars Foxconn, has delivered on his previous promise to stand for election as president of Taiwan....

Tech's pride in his work fed a hungry mechanical monster Who, Me? Welcome once again, dear reader, to Who, Me? - the Reg's Monday morning pick-me-up that aims to cushion your entry to the working week by sharing stories of fellow readers' narrow escapes from their own errors....

ALSO: Euro chip maker breached, crims plan to undermine cyber insurance, and this week's critical vulnerabilities Infosec in Brief No one likes malware, but malicious code that tracks your location is particularly unlovable....

PLUS: India calls for global action on AI and crypto; Vietnam seeks cybersecurity independence; China bans AI prescribing drugs Asia In Brief Taiwan-based infosec consultancy Team T5 has disputed Microsoft's alleged timeline of just when a Beijing-linked attack group named Flax Typhoon commenced its campaigns....

Summer push proved less disruptive than feared Linus Torvalds has decided the time is right to give the world a new version of the Linux kernel, announcing its delivery in a brief Sunday afternoon post....

No miners were involved in this story Tor, which stands for The Onion Router, weathered a massive distributed denial-of-service (DDoS) storm from June last year through to May....