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In Xanadu did Kubla Khan a stately pleasure-dome decree Hotel chain Shangri-La Group has admitted to its systems being attacked, and personal data describing guests accessed by unknown parties, over a timeframe that includes the dates on which a high-level international defence conference was staged at one of its Singapore properties.…

Somebody missed the memo – this internet giant always gets its own way Amazon has sued Washington state's Department of Labor & Industries, claiming an order by government officials requiring the internet mega-giant to reduce hazards at a warehouse breaks the 14th Amendment to the US Constitution.…

While accused of already breaking terms of an earlier deal IBM is preparing to settle yet more age discrimination and wage theft complaints against the IT giant, though in one instance where it has already done so, Big Blue is accused of failing to comply with the terms of its settlement agreement.…

Good time to be selling automation tools The US government's Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA) has ordered federal civilian agencies to scan for and report software vulnerabilities in their IT systems more frequently under a directive issued this week.…

Phrasing, Arizona... AG claims deal is 'historic' Google will pay $85 million to settle a privacy lawsuit that accused the internet behemoth of deceiving netizens regarding its harvesting of people's location data and using this personal info to rake in billions of dollars in advertising revenue.…

Remaining employees can continue work in different countries, though they'll struggle to get a flight out GPU maker Nvidia is shutting down its operations in Russia following its earlier decision to stop selling products there. The company is said to be offering employees the chance to continue working for it in another country.…

World's richest man wants to kill trial – and presumably end more text message embarrassment Updated Trading in shares of Twitter was halted today on news that Elon Musk has decided to revive his takeover of Twitter, which would involve buying the company at the originally agreed price of $54.20 per share and ending their legal squabbles. …

It's officially official: Mobile devices will be required to use USB-C from 2024, with laptops following in 2026 After an initial agreement in June, the European Parliament today voted overwhelmingly to approve a USB-C charging standard that will force electronics manufacturers to ditch other ports, proprietary or otherwise. …

Exchange Online users should have authentication policies in place Microsoft is warning Exchange Online users about a rise in password spray attacks, urging those that have yet to disable Basic Authentication to at least set up authentication policies to protect their users and data.…

Souvenirs, novelties, party tricks. Your chance to snag a piece of the largest passenger jet in the world Aviation enthusiasts without the budget to bag one of the discontinued Airbus A380s are in luck, as the jetmaker plans to auction off pieces from a retired superjumbo later this month.…

Pro: Gboard Bar can 'double development speed' for pair programmers. Con: No one wants this Google's Japan business appears to have ignored its semi-official "Don't be Evil" motto by publishing blueprints for the Gboard Bar, a 1.65m (5.4 feet) QWERTY keyboard.…

Attempts to dismiss suit denied as former staffer alleges she was expressly told to swerve over-50s A US judge has rejected IT outsourcer Infosys's motions to dismiss claims of a former recruiter that the company discriminated and retaliated against her.…

Mass production, too – and if it happens, timing will be crucial as semiconductor market recovers Samsung expects to have 2nm chips in mass production by 2025 and plans to deliver mass production using a 1.4nm process by 2027, aiming to expand the capacity of such advanced process nodes "by more than 3X."…

Vatican City sovereign still not keen on seeing cellphones in the basilica It was only a matter of time before the maker of divine products met the maker's representative on Earth. And so it came to pass yesterday that the Pope granted a special audience to Apple CEO Tim Cook.…

Totally not for data collection Analysis Meta's Facebook has been testing its own custom-browser engine within its Android app and plans to distribute the code more widely, ostensibly for the sake of better security and an improved user experience.…

Department of Business, Energy & Industrial Strategy yet to rule on sale of Brit biz to Chinese-owned Nexperia The fate of Newport Wafer Fab remains undecided as yet another deadline for the final UK government decision on its sale to China-owned Nexperia passed without any confirmation for the staff or customers involved.…

Isn't software something worth paying for? Well, frankly, no At the heart of the computer industry are some very big lies, and some of them are especially iniquitous. One is about commercial software.…

Annexed Donetsk? No more consultants for you then Fresh export sanctions were leveled at Russia by the UK last week, with IT consultancy among other professional services that are banned.…

Welsh, on the other hand, there's no tech that can help with that Boffins at the University of Illinois Urbana-Champaign (UIUC) in the US are working with the usual internet super-corps to, ideally, improve AI voice recognition for people with disabilities.…

They’re on track for a whopping three percent in 2026 – well out of the mainstream, but growing faster Cross “optimise site and/or app for folding smartphones” off your to-do list: analyst firm IDC says they’re not going to be mainstream devices by the year 2026.…

Data theft stinks, says victim. Alleged perp claims he's getting a raw deal The president of casual Japanese chain restaurant Kappa Sushi resigned yesterday in the wake of a data-theft scandal that has rocked the world of sushi trains.…

Mangalyaan orbiter launched for just $74m, lasted a magnificent 16 times longer than expected India’s Mangalyaan Mars Orbiter Mission has ended.…

Other business units also made full members of Group, perhaps hinting and spin-outs The deal to merge Citrix and Tibco has closed, and the two companies are now business units of a new entity called “Cloud Software Group” – as is NetScaler, the application delivery controller brand that Citrix acquired way back in 2005 but recently re-branded as “Citrix ADC”.…

PLUS: Toshiba considers offers, clams up; India's HFCL claims Wi-Fi 7 first; Vietnam may censor SocMed; and more Asia In Brief Chinese smartphone maker Xiaomi’s Indian subsidiary has expressed disappointment with a decision by nation’s government to freeze $683 million of its assets, claiming the disputed funds were payments to US chip giant Qualcomm.…

Superstar is still exclusively a meat popsicle Bruce Willis' agent has denied the Die Hard superstar fully sold his image rights to an AI startup specializing in deepfake technology.…

Some days, security just feels like a total illusion. OK, most days... A recently disclosed critical vulnerability in Atlassian's Bitbucket is actively being exploited, according to the US government.…

Hello, love, I need $32k to fix my oil rig A man in the US has been jailed for 25 years after using dating websites, email scams, and other online swindles to steal more than $9.5 million from companies and individuals.…

Commercial 'apocalypse' now – and worse is yet to come, apparently The surge in remote work, and a decline in demand for office space, during the COVID-19 pandemic has apparently wiped an estimated $453 billion off commercial real-estate value. That's not good news for investors and pension funds relying on the value of these buildings.…

Don't have a TT account? Doesn't matter! Updated Google and Meta may be the first names that come to mind when thinking of silent online tracking of users, but another business is getting into the game in a very similar manner: TikTok.…

Cops and Feds get easier info sharing, Britain benefits most The Data Access Agreement (DAA), by which the US and UK have agreed how one country can respond to lawful data demands from police and investigators in the other, took effect on Monday.…

Assuming this Kyber TLS stuff works as expected Cloudflare is the first major internet infrastructure provider to support post-quantum cryptography for all customers, which, in theory, should protect data if quantum computing ever manages to break today's encryption technologies.…

Technology is addressing many of the cyberthreats, but the human element will always be a factor If you've ever found yourself in an interminable meeting listening to the CISO ramble on about the important role you play in protecting yourself and the company from cyberthreats, you could probably point an accusatory finger in large part at the National Cybersecurity Awareness Month (NCSAM) program.…

Infosec systems designer alleged to have chatted with undercover agent A 30-year-old ex-NSA employee was accused by the FBI of trying to sell classified US information to a foreign government – after the Feds said they linked him to the printing of secret documents.…

Vote result good news for new users, but might be bad for remixes The next major release of Debian will ship installation images that are not 100 percent free open source software.…

MERGE means more code can be copied from earlier installation, because let's be real – that's how it's happening PostgreSQL, the popular open source relational database, is getting support for MERGE statements, a move which is intended to make migration from SQL Server and Oracle-based systems easier.…

But how will you know when your vehicle's extended warranty has expired? The FCC has opened proceedings to fight scam text messages that have become an increasing part of daily life for US consumers (and techies who have to talk grandma out of clicking that FedEx package delivery link).…

Finally 'unlocking value' for the 2017 $15b acquisition, just not via the imagined route Intel has filed for an IPO for its Mobileye automotive biz following earlier delays, but it is not clear what value the chip giant expects to get from the flotation of the vehicle tech outfit it acquired in 2017.…

Colorful data techie seeks to fend off rivals Interview Despite industry efforts to get both data exploration and business analysis workloads onto a single "lakehouse" system, separate data lakes and warehouses are still required for effective enterprise analytics and BI systems, Teradata's CTO tells The Register.…

We won't get there by simply funding Intel and TSMC into building fabs here, says NXP CEO EU funding to boost the region's semiconductor industry under the European Chips Act is nowhere near enough investment to meet the targets set for 2030, according to the head of one of its largest chip companies.…

Regulators might have thing or two to say. And analysts warn of post consolidation price rises Vodafone has confirmed it is locked in negotiations with CK Hutchison Holding Ltd – the owner of Three UK – over merging the two businesses' operations in Great Britain, creating what would be the largest local telco.…

Optimus Sub-Prime? For something meant to revolutionize production lines, reveal wasn't quite there yet Tesla headlined its AI Day 2022 event on Friday with the reveal of its "Optimus" robot prototype, showing just how much work was left to do on the project.…

Search engine was banned so no surprise no one was using it Google has discontinued its China-based Google Translate app and site, translate.google.cn, allegedly because no one was using it.…

It is the exponential changes in the course of human history that worry Serg Bell Acronis founder Serg Bell is afraid of his own vacuum cleaner, he told The Register in Singapore last week.…

Here's what 1,100 incident responders say about their jobs, just in time for NSCAM Remember the good old days of cyber-incident response, when the job involved digital forensics and lots of stolen credit cards, as opposed to power-grid-breaking malware and multi-million-dollar ransom demands?…

Data more essential than ever, says analytics chief as Liz Truss U-turns on tax, and world+dog remembers Bank's there to manage risk The Bank of England had a busy end to September. On Wednesday last week, it said it would buy £65 billion (c $72 billion) of government bonds after the pound tumbled to historic lows and pensions funds went into meltdown, all seemingly the result of the government's mini-budget days earlier.…

It’ll take an army of billions to hold them back. Let’s make one Opinion China and Russia have been colluding to try to get a Chinese Internet protocol, New IP, adopted as a global standard. It's needed, they say, to improve quality of service guarantees. (Oh, and by the way, it also lets countries take complete control of their national networks, adding user registration requirements and shutting off interoperability.)…

Sure, I’ll sit here all day taking notes because you’re too cheap to print them out Who, Me? Welcome once again to Who, Me?, in which The Register celebrates the working week stretching out ahead of us all with readers' tales of messes they made, and escaped.…

$22 trillion of global rated debt has 'high' or 'very high' cyber-risk exposure About $22 trillion of global debt rated by Moody's Investors Service has "high," or "very high" cyber-risk exposure, with electric, gas and water utilities, as well as hospitals, among the sectors facing the highest risk of cyberattacks.…

Barely adequate as a desktop alternative, but delightful as a dual purpose monitor Desktop Tourism Samsung's vision for a smart monitor tantalizes: the company suggests you park your PC and instead use Bluetooth input devices to work with a monitor that bakes in a browser and Office 365. If you really need a PC, the device can remote into a PC or Mac.…

Linux boss' launch message is more ‘6.0 is overrated’ than ‘The joy of 6.0’ Linus Torvalds has released a stable cut of version 6.0 of the Linux kernel.…