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Why? I had motivation problems and wanted to kill a few hours, says dev Though the Wordle fad appears to be fading, engineers continue to find new and exciting places to port the game. Today we present a version using Pascal on Multics.…

Tech jobs – and salaries – look safe despite cooling economy The UK's technology sector is continuing to hire and to bump up salaries despite the deteriorating economic outlook, at least according to accounting and consultancy outfit RSM.…

Fellow travelers in the Whitehall shared services journey await their SaaS move The UK Home Office has awarded Oracle a £31.47 million ($39.5 million) contract to continue to run its HR and finance systems in the cloud.…

Maps HTTP to QUIC to speed the web The Internet Engineering Task Force on Monday published the RFC for HTTP/3, the third version of hypertext transport protocol.…

Iann Barron and Ned Freed were key innovators in computer comms Obituary The IT community has suffered a double loss with the passing of two industry icons.…

Plus: Who is responsible for libel by ML models, and more In brief AI text-to-image generation models are all the rage right now. You give them a simple description of a scene, such as "a vulture typing on a laptop," and they come up with an illustration that resembles that description.…

They're the stuff of life, so the fact they're floating around out there is very exciting Dust that Japan's Hayabusa2 probe returned to Earth from asteroid Ryugu reportedly contain 20 amino acids, according to Japanese media.…

Stockholders can keep shares in Huawei, SMIC, and Inpsur - they're just not allowed to sell The United States last week quietly eased its ban on investors holding stock in, or otherwise profiting from, Chinese companies that are felt to have ties to China's military.…

Plan envisioned using drones to take down school shooters Nine members of non-lethal weapons-maker Axon's AI ethics board resigned Monday after the company's CEO announced plans to build drones equipped with tasers to prevent US school shootings. …

Big Blue joins the hot market for infosec investment RSA Conference IBM has expanded its extensive cybersecurity portfolio by acquiring Randori – a four-year-old startup that specializes in helping enterprises manage their attack surface by identifying and prioritizing their external-facing on-premises and cloud assets.…

Windows giant gets court order to take over dot-coms and more Microsoft has obtained a court order to seize 41 domains used by what the Windows giant said was an Iranian cybercrime group that ran a spear-phishing operation targeting organizations in the US, Middle East, and India. …

It's going to become a human-rights issue, Jeetu Patel tells The Register RSA Conference Exclusive Establishing some level of cybersecurity measures across all organizations will soon reach human-rights issue status, according to Jeetu Patel, Cisco EVP for security and collaboration.…

M2 chip teased plus MacBooks, iOS 16, macOS 13, watchOS 9 and more WWDC Apple opened its 33rd annual Worldwide Developer Conference on Monday with a preview of upcoming hardware and planned changes in its mobile, desktop, and wrist accessory operating systems.…

Right as Texas AG sticks his oar in Elon Musk is prepared to terminate his takeover of Twitter, reiterating his claim that the social media biz is covering up the number of spam and fake bot accounts on the site, lawyers representing the Tesla CEO said on Monday.…

When an exec asked for help tackling supply-chain woes, were they told to 'just Google it' or what? Even in the waning days of the pandemic, extended lead times and delayed packages are an inescapable reality. Logistics giant XPO this week picked Google Cloud to try to change that.…

Doom it is, then, Putin Taiwan's government has enacted a strict ban on the export of computer chips and chip-making equipment to Russia and Belarus, a move that will make it even harder for the two countries to access modern processors following export bans from other countries.…

Remember when ServiceNow said 'no acquisitions? Someone should tell Hitch Works IT helpdesk-turned-workflow software company ServiceNow is to acquire Hitch Works, which produces software to help organizations better use their employees' existing skills.…

The 'OpenLight' union aims for on-chip lasers with help from Intel's recent add, Tower Semiconductor Synopsys and Juniper Networks are targeting the silicon photonics market via a newly established company to let third parties produce devices with integrated on-chip lasers using Tower Semiconductor's production facilities.…

Carbon offsets don't make you green when your datacenters are still rolling coal Comment It's hard to suppress an eyeroll when the world's largest consumers of datacenter resources talk about sustainability. Putting the planet ahead of profits is often not at the top of the to-do list in large-scale, performance-driven environments.…

Desktops, inflation and other factors also shaping American demand US PC shipments fell by double digits in the first quarter of 2022, mostly due to the collapse of Chromebook orders, yet the effect of inflation and a greater mix of higher spec machines lifted the value of those sales.…

From greener datacenters to data transparency and 'conscious code', IBM, Dell, others push for better IT ops IBM and Dell are the founding members of a new initiative to promote sustainable development in IT by providing a framework of responsible corporate policies for organizations to follow.…

What do we want? Open standards, just licensing and a level playing field, say OVHcloud, Scaleway and others If you're a cloud specialist in the EU, things like licensing, Euro digital sovereignty project Gaia-X, and a creating a level playing field are all front of mind.…

Plans to beam data to satellites, and between orbiting birds too Sony on Friday launched a subsidiary dedicated to optical communications – in space.…

Come back Swype, all is forgiven. Don't you want our money, Redmond? There are lots of software keyboards for smartphones and tablets alike, but one stands head and shoulders above the rest… However you can't have it.…

You opted out, but you didn't uncheck the box on page 24, so your data's ours... Opinion "We value your privacy," say the pop-ups. Better believe it. That privacy, or rather taking it away, is worth half a trillion dollars a year to big tech and the rest of the digital advertising industry. That's around a third of a percent of global GDP, give or take wars and plagues. …

Supply and demand are in for a switcheroo, analyst tells El Reg Cloud service providers drove the datacenter switching market to its fifth consecutive quarter of year-over-year growth, but it won’t last forever, Dell’Oro Group analyst Sameh Boujelbene told The Register.…

Just make sure to drink it AFTER the rocket has successfully launched Who, Me? Welcome back to Who, Me?, where this week a reader tells us how they used brute force and whiskey to solve a pyrotechnic problem.…

Wants private coins to have face value in Yen by 2023 Japan's parliament has passed legislation allowing Yen-linked stablecoin cryptocurrencies, thus becoming one of the first countries – and by far the largest economy – to regulate a form of non-fiat digital money.…

Four years later than planned – maybe that's how long it will take to make it secure? Microsoft has updated its roadmap for Exchange Server and revealed that the next version will arrive in 2025 – four years later than planned.…

Debuts version 5.19rc1, which includes HPE's next-gen server ASIC and much more Linus Torvalds has announced the first release candidate for version 5.19 of the Linux kernel, and declared it represents a milestone in multiplatform development for the project.…

Also US warns of voting machine flaws and Google pays out $100 million to Illinois In brief Last month the notorious Russian ransomware gang Conti threatened to overthrow Costa Rica's government if a ransom wasn't paid. This month, another band of extortionists has attacked the nation.…

Russia's top tech CEO accused of material support to Moscow Arkady Volozh, CEO of Russia's biggest internet company Yandex, has resigned after being added to the European Union's list of individuals sanctioned as part of its response to the illegal invasion of Ukraine.…

Startup teases 128+ core chip, disses Xeon and Epyc, unsurprisingly Interview After two years of claiming that its Arm-powered server processors provide better performance and efficiency for cloud applications than Intel or AMD's, Ampere Computing said real deployments by cloud providers and businesses are proving its chips are the real deal.…

'The attack surface has expanded exponentially' during the work-from-home pandemic, says one Almost all cybersecurity professionals are stressed, and nearly half (46 percent) have considered leaving the industry altogether, according to a DeepInstinct survey.…

Hey, big Apple, how'd you like them Big Apples? Right-to-repair advocates are applauding the passage of New York's Digital Fair Repair Act, which state assembly members approved Friday in a 145–1 vote.…

Albeit to avoid US sanctions hitting it in the wallet The Russian-based Evil Corp is jumping from one malware strain to another in hopes of evading sanctions placed on it by the US government in 2019.…

Like the Hotdog, Not Hotdog app but more Kidnapped, Not Kidnapped Australia's federal police and Monash University are asking netizens to send in snaps of their younger selves to train a machine-learning algorithm to spot child abuse in photographs.…

For $50,000 annually plus building work, budget-strapped teachers can (maybe) zap gunmen, for the kids Rick Smith, founder and CEO of body camera and Taser maker Axon, believes he has a way to reduce the risk of school children being shot by people with guns.…

Android patches incoming for NAS-ty memory overwrite flaw A critical flaw in the LTE firmware of the fourth-largest smartphone chip biz in the world could be exploited over the air to block people's communications and deny services.…

Crooks divert transactions to own wallets while running mining on the side A crew using malware that performs cryptomining and clipboard-hacking operations have made off with at least $1.7 million in stolen cryptocurrency.…

Via their insurance companies, natch Healthcare organizations, already an attractive target for ransomware given the highly sensitive data they hold, saw such attacks almost double between 2020 and 2021, according to a survey released this week by Sophos.…

Can't open that tin of beans? Put it back in the cupboard and take it out again! Something for the Weekend We're standing still. The suspense is unbearable. One of us is going to crack.…

Mainframe muddle means extra crossword time for today's hero On Call Welcome back to On Call wherein a Register reader accidentally improved an airline's productivity by the simple virtue of knowing their stuff.…

Management reveals 10 suitors, plus a digital transformation plan to become a software-defined business Disgraced tech giant Toshiba has revealed it has received ten buyout proposals, and devised a plan to grow its digital businesses.…

Local authorities insist the next chapter is not a collapse in foreign investment Amazon.com has decided to end its Kindle digital book business in China.…

Redmond is open to its staff organizing, but feels they don't need to On March 23, 1976, a vote of the United Nations General Assembly brought into force the International Covenant on Civil and Political Rights – an international agreement that at Article 22 states "Everyone shall have the right to freedom of association with others, including the right to form and join trade unions for the protection of his interests."…

Strongly suggests extensive re-writes and consultation - backed up by Microsoft, Intel, AWS, and friends Lobby group The Software Alliance (BSA) has written to India's government, pointing out impractical requirements, inconsistencies, and flaws in the nation's recently announced infosec reporting rules. The organization says the problems can only be addressed with extensive consultations and a delay to implementation.…

And no, I'm not throwing out this lawsuit, says judge Amazon's attempt to dismiss a lawsuit, led by one of its senior software engineers, asking it to reimburse workers for internet and electricity costs racked up while working from home in the pandemic, has been rejected by a California judge.…

Hortons hears a sue From May 2019 through August 2020, the mobile app published by multinational restaurant chain Tim Hortons surveilled customers constantly by gathering their location data without valid consent, according to a Canadian government investigation.…

CISA's suggested action is to take the thing offline until it can be fixed, Atlassian has added a possible defence Updated Atlassian has warned users of its Confluence collaboration tool that they should either restrict internet access to the software, or disable it, in light of a critical-rated unauthenticated remote-code-execution flaw in the product that is actively under attack.…