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OK, fine. Blood-oxygen level monitoring, hexa-core 5nm Arm processors, TV packages... The tagline for today’s Apple product launch event was “time flies.” How ironic given 2020 feels like it's been a decade long.…

'51 billion' active JVMs can't be wrong Oracle on Tuesday marked the arrival of Java 15, known as Oracle JDK 15 among those concerned about formalities and trademarks, in the 25th year of the programming language's existence.…

Also: GitHub and Teams action while Universal Print presses on In brief Windows Insiders, us included, were left a tad bemused last week after a Dev Channel update purported to "not include anything new" was abruptly pulled.…

Video platform is not for under-13s, insists spokesman A campaign group is suing Google for up to £2.5bn over claims that YouTube breaks EU data protection laws by harvesting information about children under 13 – and is hoping to turn it into a UK class-action-style case.…

Bid to banish camera bumps from smartphones, but smaller doesn't always mean better The latest crop of ISOCELL sensors from Samsung continue the trend of chasing ever smaller pixels, resulting in a dramatically reduced footprint and height.…

Plus: Updates rolled to ASP.NET Core, Entity Framework Core, and more Microsoft has shipped the first "go live" version of .NET 5.0, intended to be a "unified platform" targeting Windows, Linux, macOS, iOS, Android, and more.…

iGiant needs to take accountability for society's throwaway culture, claims select committee The UK's Environmental Audit Committee (EAC) says Apple is still not answering questions relating to its record on the environmental sustainability and repairability of its iStuff.…

Optional extra pack a bit like Microsoft Plus! but with CMake instead of Pinball Microsoft has shunted the C++ extension for Visual Studio Code to general availability.…

Nearly 2,000 e-commerce shops pwned over weekend so it's time to migrate Thousands of e-commerce stores built using Magento 1 have been poisoned with malicious code that steals customers' bank card information as they enter their details to order stuff online.…

Linux on Azure might no longer need Windows Microsoft has submitted a series of patches to the Linux kernel with its aim being "to create a complete virtualization stack with Linux and Microsoft Hypervisor."…

Update to vSphere 7 brings container fun without VSAN, NSX or vRealize, but still needs some SDN nous VMware has pushed out the first update to vSphere 7, and it offers the chance to run containers and Kubernetes alongside VMs on modest collections of servers.…

Shift to Arm processors will maroon some users – and Hackintoshes are problematic Comment Apple will today announce shiny new things. Supposedly it'll be the sixth Watch series, and a mid-tier iPad Air. I want it to announce something entirely more useful, though: a macOS x86 virtual appliance for all capable systems.…

A year's delay costs £550m... so, er, no rush, eh? A "mindset reset" in the UK's Emergency Services Network (ESN) project is behind £1bn in additional costs and a further delay of two years, according to Home Office boss Matthew Rycroft.…

Tune in online this month and learn how to keep them at bay Webcast Working from home may have turned your life upside down, but for hackers, cyber-criminals and other bad actors, it’s all been business as usual.…

Android hackers prove it can be done, but it was no mean feat A group of Android tinkerers have found a way of sideloading an unrestricted OS onto the LeapFrog Epic, a kid-friendly tablet.…

Is that... XP? Can't be – venerable OS expired last year Bork!Bork!Bork! An old favourite returns this week as a Tesco self-service terminal gets a bit forgetful in its operating system's dotage.…

Wearable tracker now being distributed for those who don’t fancy smartphone surveillance Singapore test compulsory use of COVID-tracking tech as a condition of entry to some venues.…

‘Wing’ has one big screen and one little screen, no price or release date LG has given the world another twist on the dual-screen phone.…

Site accessed on 10/11/2016... is that November 10 or October 11? A family in Spain was erroneously accused of uploading child sex abuse material to Facebook because Spanish investigators read a date in a US report as if it used the European date format.…

Compiling using open source intel and hailed as showing extent of China’s surveillance activities A US academic has revealed the existence of 2.4-million-person database he says is compiled by a Chinese company known to supply intelligence, military, and security agencies. The academic alleges the purpose of the database is enabling overseas influence operations to be conducted against prominent or influential people outside China.…

'Everybody wants to build video into their apps now' Twilio reckons COVID-19 and lockdown has driven an uptick in its business, thanks to an increased demand for cloud-hosted communications.…

If Nvidia wants a proof-of-concept of A64 in a compute cloud, here's one Amazon Web Services has found another use for its home-brewed Graviton2 Arm processors: powering an instance type designed for burstable performance.…

Warns that plan could lead to 'dangerous inferences' about user identity, suggests GDPR is a better model Mozilla has strongly criticised India’s draft plan to allow companies to harvest non-personal data.…

‘Good booking momentum’ across all sectors and geographies says outsourcer If you’re looking for a sign that the global economy may not be in dire post-pandemic peril, Indian services giant HCL may just have delivered.…

Probing systems during a live election 'to be treated as hostile unless authorization granted,' Voatz insists About 70 members of the computer security community on Monday challenged US voting app maker Voatz's effort to dictate the terms under which bug hunters can look for code flaws.…

Beijing's snoops don't even need zero-days to break into valuable networks The US government says the Chinese government's hackers are preying on a host of high-profile security holes in enterprise IT equipment to infiltrate Uncle Sam's agencies and American businesses.…

Aliens may not be so different from us here on Earth – unintelligent and gassy Video Alien life may exist in the thick clouds in Venus’ atmosphere, scientists speculated in research published in Nature Astronomy on Monday.…

Atlanta to upgrade software license with more protection, clerk tells us A court hearing on election security in America failed in its own security efforts – when it was zoombombed with porn, swastikas and images of the World Trade Center attacks.…

You can do it the easy way or the easier way A "hack-proof" smart padlock with security based on blockchain technology could be defeated by a simple Bluetooth replay attack – or a 1kg lump hammer.…

Microsoft went to sea, sea, sea to see what it could see, see, see... Microsoft has hauled its data centre in a box, Natick, up from the seabed and concluded that data is indeed better, down where it's wetter, under the sea.…

Meanwhile, co-founder petitions UK.gov to keep HQ and jobs at home Nvidia expects its $40bn buy of chip designer Arm to take over a year to close and to involve plenty of discussions with regulators – ones that will be interested in how the "Switzerland" of semiconductors can remain independent and still appeal to its new owner's rivals.…

Equipment failure shuts down servers, networking, storage Microsoft is said to be eyeing up linking people to Azure via satellite – just as its cloud platform partially tripped over in the UK, derailing the country's coronavirus statistics page.…

Save yourself money, save yourself space Register Debate Welcome to The Register Debate in which we pitch our writers against each other on contentious topics in IT and enterprise tech, and you – the reader – decide the winning side. The format is simple: a motion is proposed, for and against arguments are published today, then another round of arguments on Wednesday, and a concluding piece on Friday summarizing the brouhaha and the best reader comments.…

August breach hadn't been cleared up at all – and regulators are furious Personal data on 24 million South Africans, wrongfully sold by Experian to a person it claimed had "pretended" to represent a "legitimate client", is now not only circulating on the dark web – it's also on clearweb file-sharing sites, according to reports.…

They're the real thing... just not the thing they look very much like Updated US Customs and Border Protection (CBP) is tasked with protecting the country from terrorists, clandestine immigrants, agricultural pests, and anyone with a funny accent. Add to that list Chinese tech brand OnePlus, which has had 2,000 of its wireless earbuds seized under the belief that they were counterfeit Apple AirPods.…

$1,400 phone has 'built-in death clock' and 'is not something meant to be repaired', muses iFixit The lifespan of a smartphone is short and brutal. Their beating heart is a battery that will, given enough cycles, puff up and die. Unfortunately, Microsoft's Surface Duo is designed to confound even the most routine maintenance, as argued by iFixit's latest teardown.…

Privacy-conscious biz insists on rolling its own mitigations, though Encrypted email biz Tutanota has apologised for accidentally shutting its own users out while fending off the latest of a series of distributed denial-of-service (DDoS) attacks.…

'It’s hard to see how Carphone can turn around its mobile business' BT is ditching a two-decade trading agreement with Dixons Carphone in preference of selling services via its own network of high street stores, months after O2 called time on its contract with the retailer.…

Cost benefits are oversold – and may be completely wrong Register Debate Welcome to The Register Debate in which we pitch our writers against each other on contentious topics in IT and enterprise tech, and you – the reader – decide the winning side. The format is simple: a motion is proposed, for and against arguments are published today, then another round of arguments on Wednesday, and a concluding piece on Friday summarizing the brouhaha and the best reader comments.…

A very strange pairing indeed Updated Oracle is reportedly set to snap up TikTok's US operations - the astronomically popular, China-founded social media network - in what could be the century’s strangest corporate buy-out.…

Linux distro founder apologises for 'having dropped the ball' Canonical founder and CEO Mark Shuttleworth said yesterday that he will revive the defunct Community Council amid complaints that the volunteer Ubuntu community has been neglected.…

Update to give your phone a 3-fingered gesture (to translate words. What did you think we meant?) Android manufacturers often lean towards custom UIs in a bid to distinguish themselves from the competition. Among that camp is Chinese smartphone vendor OPPO, which today introduced the latest update to its Color OS platform.…

Plus get patching your Palo Alto kit, there's a nasty crit out there In brief Cryptocurrency exchange Eterbase last week admitted hackers broke into its computers and made off with other people's coins, said to be worth $5.4m.…

We know it is a bore, but check your backup and restore Who, Me? Banish those Monday blues with a recollection of IT-related foolishness in The Register's Who, Me? feature.…

Cloud giant's Kubernetes-based brand presented as open source and multi-cloud – but it is not so simple Google Cloud's Next OnAir – a 63-day video epic – is drawing to a close with its Business Application Platform week, but the main keynote was on the exact same topic as that from a fortnight ago: Application Modernization, specifically Anthos.…

Great, back to the '80s green-screens Global ERP slinger Infor has paid UK hardware and construction retailer Travis Perkins £4.2m in settlement for a four-year failed ERP project that cost £108m.…

‘Certain foreign governments’ can’t be allowed to conduct mass surveillance “Certain foreign governments” should not be allowed to access technology that would let them deploy facial recognition technology as a tool of mass surveillance, says IBM government and regulatory affairs veep Christopher A. Padilla.…

Template for post-Brexit bilateral deals excludes algorithmic disclosures too The UK and Japan have agreed to a new trade deal that will see the two nations to share a “free flow of data” across their borders.…

Software fighter pilots could bring a whole new meaning to 'crash and burn' In brief The US Secretary of Defense Mark Esper said a “full-scale tactical aircraft” controlled by an AI system will go up against a human fighter pilot in a real-world dogfight in 2024.…

Then hired some of them back on lower wages IBM systematically sought to sack older workers, according to the United States' Equal Employment Opportunity Commission (EEOC).…