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But only for a progress update document, as Feds recommend 30-month stretch after reaching a deal on theft of IP that made its way to Uber Former Google exec Anthony Levandowski has agreed to plead guilty to pinching secrets about Google’s self-driving car tech and sharing them with Uber.…

As humans stay put at home, fossil fuel consumption levels decline As the world scrambles to mitigate the novel global coronavirus pandemic, there is at least one silver lining among the upheaval: air pollution has dropped.…

Switchzilla says remote networking gear has a grab-bag of holes Cisco has issued a series of security updates for its SD-WAN and Webex software, just when they're most needed.…

Bet you never thought you'd see a 5G Nokia The cancellation of Mobile World Congress might have derailed HMD Global's launch plans, but the Espoo-based licensor of the iconic Nokia marque has nonetheless unveiled three new smartphones. Arguably the most exciting is the Nokia 8.3 5G.…

Artists variously known as Pawn Storm and APT28 are still at it The Russian hacking crew known variously as APT28, Fancy Bear and Pawn Storm has been targeting defence companies with Middle Eastern outposts, according to Trend Micro.…

The budget feature phone that reminds you of Ministry of Sound sounds and football fighting Brits... maybe The Nokia 5310 XpressMusic was the bane of any mid-2000s commuter, used primarily by tracksuit-wearing hooligans to blast out head-thumping Ministry of Sound tunes to other weary bus-goers.…

Coronavirus advice to become free to view even if you're out of credit Britain's mobile networks are to offer free access to online NHS pages about the SARS-CoV-2 coronavirus, the UK government has declared.…

How do you model for 'closed' indefinitely? As the UK's parents prepare to take kids to school for the last time tomorrow, education tech supplier RM told the London Stock Exchange it anticipates a "material impact on trading".…

UK's National Health Service given free access during the crisis Updated Keeping fingers crossed that its Slack-for-suits platform, Teams, would survive the week, Microsoft today confirmed a slew of a new toys for its corporate collaboration baby.…

ERP giant targets unified master data management and data model Nearly eight years after buying Ariba, SAP is integrating the UI, data management and analytics across its business applications and procurement software.…

Don't take their word for it. Governments need to up their security game, says security firm Updated Ransomware operators of DoppelPaymer and Maze malware stated that they will not target medical organisations during the current pandemic.…

Oh to be at the mercy of tech buyers at AWS, Microsoft, Facebook, Google, Tencent, Alibaba... we could go on It was a pleasing end to 2019 for server makers, a community whose sales ledgers list from feast to famine depending on the whims of cloud builders' data centre centre expansion activities in any given quarter.…

Aimed at Facebook-eschewing free software types Purism has dropped the veil on the latest computer in its privacy-focused lineup – a small form-factor PC designed for space-conscious free software enthusiasts.…

Guillermo Rauch: 'One of the biggest performance issues that we see today is to do with advertising' Interview Guillermo Rauch, creator of the Next.js framework for building React applications, spoke to The Register about the just-released Next.js 9.3 and its hybrid approach to web application development.…

Audit finds that error could actually mean less data flows to boffins because space agency may not be able to afford downloads NASA needs 215 more petabytes of storage by the year 2025, and expects Amazon Web Services to provide the bulk of that capacity. However, the space agency didn’t realize this would cost it plenty in cloud egress charges. As in, it will have to pay as scientists download its data.…

After all, if the Supreme Court rules the right way, this could be a bonanza Oracle this week released JDK 14, its reference implementation of the Java 14 specification. Java, Big Red claims, continues to be the most preferred programming language among software developers.…

A match made in heaven or hell? Reader survey We hear a lot these days about IT automation. Yet whether it's labelled intelligent infrastructure, AIOps, self-driving IT, or even private cloud, the aim is the same.…

Still, could be worse, Bono might starting singing about COVID-19. Oh Kindly old Atlassian is making cloud-based versions of Jira Software, Confluence, Jira Service Desk, and Jira Core free for teams of up to ten people.…

Watch how layers of photon rings reveal things like spin and mass Vid Scientists may be able to calculate a black hole’s mass and rotation from photographs alone one day, according to research published in Science Advances.…

Government CIO promises they don’t record location, just change of location Hong Kong has made it mandatory for all new arrivals to wear an “electronic wristband” that links to a smartphone to provide location-tracking services, so that authorities can be sure they’re observing COVID-19 quarantine requirements. And the city-state insists its privacy commissioner has signed off on the idea because it “does not pose privacy concerns.”…

21 percent growth sees FY '19 revenue hit US$54bn, just a billion or so behind LG and Facebook Chinese internet titan Tencent has revealed its Q4 2019 and full year 2019 results, and the numbers are lovely.…

COVID-19 raises risk of software bugs due to staff schedule shifts Google has suspended Chrome browser updates after failing to release Chrome 81 on Tuesday.…

Tour operator used job in America as cover while acting as a data mule for Beijing, stealing secrets from biz An American citizen will spend the next four or so years behind bars in the US for smuggling corporate secrets out of the states to his spymasters in China.…

Elsewhere, Geek Squad still sending out techies to elderly people's homes Tesla CEO Elon Musk said employees should continue working at the automaker's Fremont factory despite the site falling under the San Francisco Bay Area's strict near-lockdown order.…

Genuine Integrity doesn't exactly live up to its name A little more than a week after forgoing March's Patch Tuesday hullabaloo, Adobe has emitted fixes for dozens of security flaws in its applications.…

Pat Hanrahan, Ed Catmull split $1m for their graphics work Two founders of animation powerhouse Pixar have won the 2019 ACM AM Turing Award, with a $1m prize, for their pioneering work on 3D graphics.…

Reviews mixed as mobile software hits GA GitHub's mobile app for developers and other team members working on projects in GitHub repositories is now generally available for users of iOS and Android.…

Scissor switches in, plus a silicon upgrade As predicted, Apple is steadily purging its laptop line of the fault-prone butterfly keyboard, which infuriated punters and genius bar techies alike.…

No neural networks here, though, only decision tree algos Machine-learning algorithms may help scientists develop a warning system capable of preventing fusion reactor meltdowns in the future.…

Version numbering reaches double figures with GA lurking around the corner In a week that saw confirmation that Windows Subsystem for Linux 2 would have its kernel pulled from the base Windows 10 image, another preview of Windows Terminal put in an appearance.…

Falcon 9? Falcon 8 more like, as booster takes an unplanned bath SpaceX has lofted another set of Starlink satellites despite an in-flight engine failure, although those hoping to watch a booster landing were disappointed as the veteran Falcon 9 first stage took a dunking.…

Ooh, check us out rivals, we've got a 'keyboard'.. well, not a real one. It's Magic, OK? A common refrain in Apple’s hymnbook is that the iPad Pro is a legitimate computer, much like a MacBook Pro. Marketing aside, most professionals are yet to be convinced, noting that Cupertino’s increasingly pricey fondleslabs lack the essential features of a computer – like, for example, a pointing device.…

Yh capten 🎖 bruv, charlie fireteam brups  dat tr33line 🌳 at 9 🕘 The British Army has made a coronavirus-related tech U-turn after telling soldiers that commands issued over WhatsApp are now legally binding.…

Vows to be one of 'key beneficiaries' of 'platform shift towards the cloud' NoSQL database bigwig MongoDB is warning the Covid-19 pandemic will hit turnover by between $15m and $25m for fiscal 2021.…

ICO notches up first successful FoI prosecution A town clerk in the English county of Shropshire has been the subject of the first ever successful Freedom of Information prosecution after lying to a member of the public who made an FoI request.…

No, this is not business as usual as the C-virus continues to wreak havoc A couple of weeks ago Google cancelled its in-person Cloud Next event, saying it would become "Google Cloud Next '20: Digital Connect." Now even the virtual version has been postponed, with no rescheduled date given.…

Updates with pics from actual event... held on 8 March Hewlett Packard Enterprise celebrated the work of its female staff on International Women’s Day with stock photos of suited models rather than, you know, its actual employees.…

Bank info, driver's license copies and more found, report researchers A now-defunct mobile app for loaning money to small business owners has been pinned down as the source of an exposed archive containing roughly 500,000 personal and business financial records.…

Swedish Scandi-BSOD, anyone? Börk!Börk!Börk! In these trying times it is good to see Windows occasionally matching the global mood with a sad face in The Register's series of BSODdery. Welcome to Scandi-Bork.…

The axe prepares to fall on Global Tech Services staffers, including former Lloyds and Vodafone peeps that TUPED across Exclusive IBM has put 1,248 heads in its UK Global Technology Services (GTS) division at risk of redundancy with a little over one fifth of those ultimately facing the long walk down the company corridors to collect their P45s.…

Ad watchdog puts telco on the naughty step over range extender promotion Updated BT has been told to stop claiming its Wi-Fi discs work in “every room” of the home after complaints from rivals and the public alike.…

Plus: Intel ditches forthcoming Cooper Lake single, dual-socket 14nm Xeons from its roadmap Marvell this week teased its forthcoming server-grade ThunderX3 processor, which can, we're told, sport up to 96 Arm CPU cores and 384 hardware threads per socket.…

Israel is up for it. America, Iran, Thailand may be, too. China is there already, natch Pervasive surveillance through digital technologies is the business model of Facebook and Google. And now governments are considering the web giants' tools to track COVID-19 carriers for the public good.…

Googler publishes plans for Arduino-based equipment to help hospitals As more and more people are hospitalized due to the COVID-19 coronavirus, there may not be enough ventilators to sustain critical patients who need breathing assistance. That has prompted various individuals and groups, for better or worse, to look at MacGyvering their own airway support equipment.…

Microsoft drops some more detail of fourth-gen console: The Series X Microsoft has revealed some more specs for its forthcoming Xbox Series X, the fourth generation of its gaming console.…

We get the lowdown on the lockdown from a BPO operator in the heart of Manila The government of the Philippines has introduced “enhanced community quarantine” rules that restrict movement and have therefore depleted the ranks of workers in the nation’s flotilla of contact centres. One result is customer service degradation in other countries.…

AI flagged good content as bad content – and it took the founder of Godwin's Law to point it out One whole day after telling the world it was going to do its very best to ensure that only high-quality COVID-19 content from proper sources would spread on Facebook, The Social Network has mistakenly identified just such content as violating its community standards.…

And 3D-printed valve for breathing machine sparks legal threat Remember Theranos? The blood-testing company worth billions whose CEO Elizabeth Holmes became a celebrity right up until the point when it became clear its revolutionary testing machines didn’t actually work as described?…

Everyone else makes money but you get targeted ads: a win-win Comcast has signed a deal with advertising analytics company Comscore to sell its subscribers' viewing habits.…

'This is a deferral, not a cancellation' official insists Heads up, IT contractors: the implementation of Britain's IR35 controversial tax reforms will be delayed by a year due to the coronavirus pandemic, the UK government has confirmed.…