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Cloudflare comes clean on crashing a chunk of the web: How small errors and one tiny bit of code led to a huge mess
The culprit? .*(?:.*=.*) Cloudflare has published a detailed and refreshingly honest report into precisely what went wrong earlier this month when its systems fell over and took a big wedge of the internet with it.…
Congrats, Nvidia and Google: You're still the best (out of five) at training neural networks
ML Perf could do with more entrants' results Analysis Nvidia and Google continue to dominate in AI hardware, according to the latest benchmarking results from the ML Perf project published this week.…
Brilliant Boston boffins blow big borehole in Bluetooth's ballyhooed barricades: MAC addy randomization broken
Scrambling addresses can't always hide you from stalkers, say eggheads A team of US academics have proposed a simple method to defeat the Bluetooth LE standard's anti-tracking measures.…
Blah blah Blaha: Slovak infosec firm ESET sues politico who called them 'outrageous fascists'
He also said they're working with the CIA Infosec company ESET is reportedly suing a member of the Slovakian Parliament for insulting it over social media.…
Oracle told to warp 9 out of court: Judge photon-torpedoes Big Red's Pentagon JEDI dream
Good news for Amazon, Microsoft. Meanwhile: A lawmaker offers new hope to database giant Oracle today lost its bid to be considered for the US Department of Defense's Joint Enterprise Defense Infrastructure (JEDI) cloud contract, leaving either Amazon Web Services or Microsoft Azure as the likely winner of the $10bn, decade-long deal.…
Farewell to function keys and swappable SSDs in the new two-port MacBook Pro
Apple's latest entry-level lappy gets the teardown treatment Apple doesn't think you need function keys in its two-port 13" MacBook Pro. But the delight of the butterfly keyboard continues to linger like a noxious emission in an elevator.…
Accounts whistleblower blackmailed Autonomy for a payoff, Mike Lynch tells High Court
And yet his pre-HP buyout allegations got UK finance watchdogs sniffing Autonomy Trial Former Autonomy CEO Mike Lynch has accused the financial director who brought an internal accounting scandal to his attention of trying to blackmail the software company – and denied suggestions he tried to find a pretext for sacking the beancounter.…
Usenet file-swapping was acceptable in the '80s – but not so much now: Pirate pair sent down for 66 months
Yep, Usenet is still around Remember Usenet, the 1980s distributed messaging and file-sharing service that predates the web? Turns out the old-school network is still popular in some parts of mainland Europe as a method of file exchange, and thus remains a pain in the ass for copyright holders.…
Microsoft tells resellers: 'We listened to you, and we have acted' – please keep making us money
Software-snatcher backs down on licence plans Faced with continued rumbles of discontent from its reseller network on the eve of its Inspire conference, Microsoft has climbed down from plans to pull free software licences from its channel chums.…
Hayabusa2 stirs up rubble on surface of Ryugu, pokes asteroid with sampling horn
Second successful excursion for JAXA boffins Japan's Hayabusa2 probe returned to its home position above the asteroid Ryugu today after conducting a second touch-and-go operation.…
With heroes like BT and Openreach, who needs villains? ISP lobbyists' awards continue to vex
How you holding up, Mozilla? Fresh from wiping egg off face after its unfortunate nomination of Mozilla as "internet villain" for 2019, the Internet Services Providers Association (ISPA) has doled out other awards to, er, BT and Openreach.…
UK Home Secretary doubles down on cops' deeply flawed facial recognition trials
1984 is not an instruction manual, and yet here we are As if further indication was needed of Britain's slide into a surveillance state, Home Secretary Sajid Javid has backed highly flawed police trials of facial recognition cameras.…
PC shipments back in black: Desktops to the rescue, aided by Win10
Big three only got bigger after snaffling remaining Intel CPUs Global PC sales are back in the black with almost 63 million computers finding a temporary home in warehouses owned by distributors or retailers, preliminary figures reported by Gartner claim.…
Now that's just offal: Heap of pig guts hog road after truck spills load in Kansas City
Hopefully the bacon was brought home safely A road in downtown Kansas City, Missouri, briefly became unsuitable for vegetarians yesterday when a truck carrying pig intestines spilled its load.…
We have the best trade wars: US investigating French tech tax plan over fears it unfairly targets American biz
How dare they. There are shareholders to consider The US has declared that it is investigating French plans to impose a 3 per cent tax on tech firms' top line, not the bottom.…
At $1k a page, take care when RTFM: Apple-1 documentation sells for nearly $13,000 at auction
Can we interest you in some unwashed gym gear instead? If you needed a manual for your Apple-1, you've missed your chance. Some other well-heeled fanboi is 12 pages richer and nearly $13k poorer.…
Ofcom head Sharon White pocketed nearly £500k last year
A pittance compared to the near-£1m she is due to take home at John Lewis Outgoing Ofcom chief exec Sharon White pocketed £459,623 last year heading up the comms regulator, according to its annual accounts (PDF).…
Nvidia and friends: GPU giant's AI data centre network is going global
Big iron systems servin' all over the world with new deals GPU giant Nvidia has recruited another 10 data centre operators to provide a home for its DGX-series AI boxes.…
Rackspace cloudy 'mix and match' stacks now available for EMEA mortals
Service Blocks float across the Pond 9 months after landing in US Bit barn landlord Rackspace is hoping Euro users will opt to inhale its managed public cloud via subscription packages called Service Blocks.…
Loose tongues and oily seamen: Lost in machine translation yet again
While I’m at it, another punch at Bitcoin Something for the Weekend, Sir? My uncle has an airship.…
I don't have to save my work, it's in The Cloud. But Microsoft really must fix this files issue
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means On Call Join us in closing out the week with another tale from those brave souls charged with taking that call in our weekly feature, On Call.…
Facebook devs devise Hermes to push cross-platform JavaScript to godlike speeds
Not named after the French couturier but the Greek god of trade, roads, and thieves Facebook on Thursday released a JavaScript engine called Hermes under an open source MIT license to improve the performance of React Native apps.…
How an ace-hole AI bot built by Facebook, CMU boffins whipped a table of human poker pros
This code doesn't need coolers to win: Two-core machine used to outplay world-beating elites Analysis Artificially intelligent software can comfortably outmatch human poker pros and amateurs in one-on-one matches, that much is known.…
Train maker's coder goes loco, choo-choo-chooses to flee to China with top-secret code – allegedly
Good luck ever finding this guy again after, dare we say, his life jumped the tracks A software developer fled to China from America with vital train transportation system computer code, US prosecutors have alleged.…
When did you last check your AWS S3 security? Here's four scary words: 17k Magecart infections
Card-slurping malware hits thousands upon thousands of unprotected cloud storage silos If you're in charge of your organization's Amazon Web Services S3 buckets, here's some fresh motivation to check your security settings: the notorious payment-card-stealing Magecart malware is romping through unprotected storage silos.…
Facebook: The future is private! So private, we designed some handy new fingercams for y'all!
Just when you thought things couldn't get more intrusive Facebook, whose CEO in April declared, "The future is private," has applied to patent a system of coordinated finger-affixed cameras that allow wearers to live stream a panoramic view of their surroundings.…
FCC boosts broadband competition by, er, banning broadband competition in buildings
George Orwell's got nothing on this lot with doublespeak Analysis America's communications watchdog, the FCC, has come good on its promise to boost broadband adoption through competition by… blocking a law that ensures broadband competition.…
Oh, lovely, a bipartisan election hack alert law bill for Mitch McConnell to feed into the shredder
Proposed legislation would force Homeland Security to sound alarm on voting system intrusions Two US lawmakers are pushing a bipartisan bill that would force the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) to alert the public of hacking attempts on election computer systems.…
IBM torches Big Tech's get-out-of-jail-free card, says websites should be held responsible for netizen-posted content
Make life hell for cloud giants hiding behind Section 230 – oh sh... did we say that out loud, says Big Blue Analysis IBM has broken ranks with the tech industry – and advocated for changes to a US law that shields websites from legal headaches regarding the stuff their users post online.…
Microsoft cracks the whip over quality of code in software souk AppSource, orders devs to run the QA gauntlet
Partners also getting Azure Lighthouse, a new portal and API for Azure resources Inspire Microsoft is set to launch something called the Business Applications ISV Connect Program at its Inspire conference in Las Vegas next week.…
Oh no, Twitter's gone down. How can we get the word out? Ah yeah, that's right. We have a website that works
App, dot-com go TITSUP globally (Total Inability To Share Usual Poppycock) Updated Twitter.com is down worldwide along with its mobile and tablet apps. Yes, we know this must be a difficult time for you all.…
Will you be inspired by Inspire? If Microsoft's Slack-for-suits Teams is your cup of tea, perhaps
Just in time for event kick-off: MS Teams overtakes Slack in daily active users Inspire Microsoft's ironically named Inspire conference kicks off next week in Las Vegas, with the Windows giant hoping to persuade wounded channel middlemen that there remains reasons to be cheerful.…
Microsoft giveth and Microsoft taketh away: Partner boss explains yanking of free licences
Cloud giant's blunt instrument clobbers loyal resellers too Microsoft's Toby Richards, General Manager of programmes within the Commercial Partner organisation, has explained the company's removal of free licences from the benefits assigned to resellers.…
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean Google isn't listening to everything you say
Belgian journos find hundreds of recordings from so-called smart speakers triggered without command A bunch of Belgian investigative journalists have discovered that Google workers really are listening in on people who use its voice-activated Google Assistant product.…
300,000 edgy folk pledge themselves on Facebook to storming supposedly UFO-tastic Area 51
'Let's see them aliens' Even though your nan's on Facebook now posting "minions" memes, it's still the internet. And the internet is a big dumb place.…
'Is this Microsoft trying to be cool? Want to go to the Apple Store?' We checked out London's new retail extravaganza
Oxford Circus ... on a weekday... in the summer... Microsoft finally opened the doors on its flagship store at London shopping mecca Oxford Circus today, leaving all but the most breathless fanboys wondering what exactly the company had spent the last few years actually doing.…
It's happening, tech contractors: UK.gov is pushing IR35 off-payroll rules to private sector in Finance Bill
We consulted. We decided to do it anyway The British government is steaming ahead with plans to extend its controversial off-payroll working rules to the private sector in draft legislation published today.…
London cop illegally used police database to monitor investigation into himself
And now he's a convicted criminal – but still in uniform A serving Metropolitan police officer who illegally accessed a police database to monitor a criminal investigation into his own conduct has pleaded guilty to crimes under the UK's Computer Misuse Act.…
Wondering how to whack Zoom's dodgy hidden web server on your Mac? No worries, Apple's done it for you
iGiant acts to protect users Apple has pushed a silent update to Macs, disabling the hidden web server installed by the popular Zoom web-conferencing software.…
Ofcom snaps on fresh pair of rubber gloves for deeper rummage around in Giffgaff billing faff
EE, Sky and O2 also face probes from comms regulator Budget MVNO Gifgaff faces a fresh challenge from Ofcom over claims it provided the regulator "inaccurate information" during a probe into its billing cock-up.…
Gone in 120 seconds: Arianespace aims for stars, misses, as UAE satellite launch fails
Vega or bust. Bust then Arianespace's Vega rocket suffered its first failure last night and dumped its United Arab Emirates payload into the Atlantic Ocean.…
Frenzied bidding war for hot property KCOM as share price rockets by tuppence and a half
Highest offer £573m so not pocket change for Hull broadband and cloud biz The bidding war for East Yorkshire-based broadband provider KCOM is heating up as suitors increase their offers by a penny here and half a penny there.…
Scots NHS symptom checker pings Facebook, Google and other ad peddlers
Privacy, what privacy? You can save our lives but you'll never take our data. Oh, damn, you already have Exclusive NHS Inform, Scotland’s answer to the NHS 111 Online health symptom checker website, is calling user tracking elements from Google and Facebook.…
RTFM: Wireless Broadband Alliance squeezes out 40-page ode to the joy of Wi-Fi 6
Which means we're nearly there The Wireless Broadband Alliance (WBA) has released guidelines for engineers who will have to implement Wi-Fi 6, meaning the advent of the 802.11ax standard is truly upon us – despite the fact it is not expected to be officially ratified until late 2019.…
Dodgy-govt fave FinSpy snoopware is back and badder than ever for Android and iOS kit
Dictators, er, er, freedom-loving leaders' spyware choice gets upgrade, claims Kaspersky A nasty new variant of the FinSpy snoopware tool that infects and slurps data from Android and iOS phones and tablets is being peddled, we're told.…
Watch live online today: So you wanna use Office 365? Here's how to map, migrate – and manage
Where to go and what to do next: We speak to experts at Quadrotech Sponsored webcast Office 365 is the solution many organisations gravitate towards when they are looking to move from legacy office applications to a more flexible, mobile-friendly solution for sharing documents and collaborating with colleagues and clients.…
Apollo at 50? How about 40 years since Skylab smacked into Australia
How the Sun and a delayed Space Shuttle led to the crash landing of Skylab in Oz 40 years ago today, nearly 10 years after Neil Armstrong plonked a boot on the Moon, another bit of Apollo leftovers came screaming back to Earth: the Skylab space station.…
Sea Turtle hackers head to the Mediterranean, snag Greece's TLD registrar as a souvenir
Chance to hack Hellenic targets better than a bottle of Metaxa Miscreants notorious for hijacking traffic to victims' servers by changing their DNS records have been accused of hacking a top domain-name registrar in Greece.…
'It’s not a surveillance program'... US govt isn't going all Beijing on us with border face-recog, official tells Congress
Lawmakers told: 'We don’t run the scans against any other databases' A Homeland Security official on Wednesday stressed the US government department would not use facial-recognition technology to monitor American citizens.…
Oracle sued by ex-sales manager who claims she was fired in retaliation for suing former bosses
Big Red up in court yet again A software sales manager hired by Oracle last June and fired three months later has filed a lawsuit against the database giant.…
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