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All very MoD-ern: RAF test pilot headed into space with Virgin, £30m small sat demo project
Defence ministry gets with the Apollo vibes Roundup As the world celebrates the 50th anniversary of the Apollo 11 Moon mission, the UK's Ministry of Defence has gone a bit wacky – not only does it have fresh space plans, but it also wants to strap laser zappers to stuff too.…
You'll never guess what US mad lads Throwflame have strapped to a drone (clue: it does exactly what it says on the tin)
America. Fsck yeah US firm Throwflame is selling – you guessed it – a flamethrower attachment for drones.…
France seeks science-fiction writers to help futureproof its military against science-fact
'Aliens' The French army has said it is looking to recruit four or five sci-fi writers and futurologists to staff a "Red Team" that predicts future threats and how to disrupt or defend against them.…
Israel's NSO Group: Our malware? Slurp your cloud backups plus phone data? They've misunderstood
After report claimed its sales pitches boasted of doing that Israeli spyware firm NSO Group has denied it developed malware that can steal user data from cloud services run by Amazon, Apple, Facebook, Google and Microsoft.…
UK.gov drives ever further into Nocluesville, crowdsources how to solve digital identity
Look, we're all of out ideas! Fresh out of ideas on how to crack the problem of digital identity, the UK government has put out a consultation asking what the hell it should do next.…
Echelon gets the upper hand: Scores final nod for 100MW bit barn campus in Arklow, Ireland
Appeal from competitor who fought Apple application fails to stop project Recently established data centre developer Echelon has received permission to build a massive bit barn campus in County Wicklow, Ireland.…
Estate agent dodges GDPR-sized bullet after exposing 18,610 folks' data for two years
Fined £80,000 under Data Protection Act – could have been a lot more under new EU rules A London estate agent has been fined £80,000 for losing thousands of clients' personal data when it was handed over to a third party.…
You totally need VMs to do AI, nods VMware as Bitfusion dissolves in its vSphere of influence
Virty GPU upstart joins the fold Crusty old VMware is attempting to keep up with the youngsters by acquiring Bitfusion, a startup that claims to enable machine learning on any VM via the magic of network-attached GPUs.…
Your biz won't be hacked by a super-leet exploit. It'll be Bob in sales opening a dodgy email
Or Sam connecting a vulnerable dev box to production. Here's your gentle guide to risks and threats menacing your IT Backgrounder The good news for enterprise security is that the number of reported cyberattacks is going down, in the UK at least.…
Excluding Huawei from UK's 5G will harm security, MPs warn
A decision must be made as a 'matter of urgency', says Intelligence and Security Committee Excluding Huawei from the UK's 5G network infrastructure would harm resilience and "lower security standards", the Intelligence and Security Committee (ISC) warned today.…
BT staffers fear new mums could be hit disproportionately by car allowance change
People Framework strikes again: 'Employees feel worse off and demoted' A number of female staff at BT that take maternity leave could be disproportionately affected by plans to remove car allowances from certain employees.…
Apollo 11 @ 50: The long shadow of the flag
1969 and all that, or why NASA shouldn't be all about lunar footprints Tomorrow it will be a full 50 years since humans first set foot on the Moon, and nearly 50 years since the annual hand-wringing began over why none have gone back after Apollo 17.…
2025: HELLO? WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I'M ON THE TUBE. FULL 4G NOW. NAH, IT'S CRAP
Transport for London missed the train for 2019 deadline Transport for London is to trial 4G services on the eastern half of the Jubilee line, and is looking to work with a firm that wants to run a Underground-wide network by the mid-2020s.…
Guess who reserved their seat on the first Moon flight? My mum, that's who
Of course the ticket's real: it says 'Pan Am' at the top, doesn't it? Something for the Weekend, Sir? My mother won a ticket to the Moon.…
UK government buys off Serco lawsuit with $10m bung. Whew. Now Capita can start running fire and rescue
Makes you proud to be British The Ministry of Defence has slipped £10m of British taxpayers' money into Serco's back pocket to settle a legal challenge over the award of a £525m Fire and Rescue services contract to rival outsourcer Capita.…
What else can we add to UK.gov's tech project bonfire? Oh yeah, 5G
Watchdog casts doubt on testbeds and trials scheme The UK's £217m 5G testbed trials have already hit a major speed bump due to a lack of available equipment, according to an official report.…
Operation Desert Sh!tstorm: Routine test shoots down military's top-secret internets
How our sysadmin learned to fear vSphere On Call Welcome to Friday. The weekend is almost upon us so put down that bacon sarnie and pick up today's On Call, The Register's weekly column of tales from the tipping point.…
2015 database hack is the terrible gift that keeps giving for Slack: Tens of thousands of passwords now reset
Yak app still cleaning up after four-year-old cyber-break-in Slack says a 2015 database theft is to blame for a large-scale reset of stolen passwords.…
Don't miss out: Learn essential AI skills from dozens of top-notch speakers, sessions and workshops at this year's MCubed conference
Get your early-bird tickets for talks ranging from technical deep-dives to advice on ethics and the law Event Your early experiments in machine learning or AI can be tough. Getting them to work in production will be tougher still.…
Incognito mode won't stop smut sites sharing your pervy preferences with Facebook, Google and, er, Oracle
93% of onanistic orgs tracking you despite battened-down browsing Google, Facebook, and, surprisingly, Oracle are among the top ten third-party companies that frequently track your personal sexual interests every time you watch porn, according to new research.…
Arrested development: Cops dump Amazon's facial-recognition API after struggling to make the thing work properly
15 months of wrangling and Orlando couldn't even begin testing AI cloud tech for population surveillance Orlando cops have given up using Amazon’s controversial cloud-based facial recognition to monitor CCTV cameras dotted around the Florida city – after a nightmare year of technical breakdowns.…
Cloud makes it rain for Microsoft: IT giant turns green with Azure, cash poured all over investors
Record revenue reaches Redmond, the result of a booming as-a-service business Microsoft on Thursday reported record revenue for its fourth fiscal quarter of 2019 and for its full fiscal year, predictably pushing its stock higher in after-hours trading.…
The pro-privacy Browser Act has re-appeared in US Congress. But why does everyone except right-wing trolls hate it?
Martha Blackburn's bill is everything wrong with 2019 in 13 pages Comment A bi-partisan law bill that promises to give internet users far greater control over their privacy made another appearance in US Congress on Thursday.…
It's never good when 'Magecart' and 'bulletproof' appear in the same sentence, but here we are
Ukrainian civil war a bonanza for dodgy malware hosting firms A growing crop of so-called bulletproof hosting companies are using the ongoing civil war in Ukraine to host Magecart malware without fear of the police coming knocking.…
npm uninstall co-founder --global: Laurie Voss rides off into the sunset waving goodbye
Co-founder and chief data officer at NPM Inc, moves on Laurie Voss, the co-founder and chief data officer of widely used JavaScript package registry NPM Inc, today announced in a blog post that he left the company on July 1.…
We don't mean to poo-poo this, but... The Internet of S**t has literally arrived thanks to Pampers smart diapers
You can monitor your child – and their bowels - 24 hours a day! Which is… great? What's that unpleasant whiff? No, it's not little Johnny's sticky bowel movement but the new "smart diaper" containing his special effort.…
We need citizen devs, cries Microsoft – but pricey new licensing plans for PowerApps might put paid to that
'Empowering' if you've got $$$ Microsoft introduced new licensing plans for its PowerApps platform at the Inspire partner conference this week to accommodate the increasing capabilities available.…
Soon Google will have more bit barns in Texas than you can shake a stick at: Second facility planned for Ellis County
'Alamo Mission LLC' to splash $600m on city of Red Oak Google has identified a parcel of land for its second bit barn in Ellis County, Texas, even though the first one is still months away from completion.…
DRAM, is it cold in here? Semiconductor market expected to shrink 12% in 2019
Device numbers growing, but manufacturers are using fewer/cheaper chips per device With average prices for semiconductor components going down dramatically in 2019, especially DRAM and NAND, major chipmakers have been forced to reduce their production output. As a result, the silicon market is expected to shrink by 12 per cent year-on-year.…
Bulgaria hack: 20-year-old infosec whizz cuffed after 'adult population's' finance deets nicked
Bosses stick up for suspect, claim he's being framed for pinching 5m folks' data A 20-year-old infosec bod has been arrested in Bulgaria after most of the country's population had their personal and financial details stolen.…
Hip and modern IBM can't beat legacy kit and services IBM: That's four consecutive quarters of revenue decline now
8% cloud biz growth in 12 months. Where is Red Hat when you need it? IBM notched up its fourth straight quarter of revenue decline as the areas it deems strategic – hybrid cloud, AI and blockchain – couldn't paper over cracks in the legacy operations of big iron and outsourcing.…
Big fat doubt hovers over UK.gov's Making Tax Digital, customs declaration IT projects
Plus: Delivery on 9 more projects at 'major risk' A raft of major government IT projects are in serious trouble, including flagship programmes such as HMRC's Making Tax Digital and its Customs Declaration Service.…
Those facial recognition trials in the UK? They should be banned, warns Parliamentary committee
Latest call to halt creepy tech likely to fall on deaf ears Updated The UK government should slap a "moratorium on the current use of facial recognition technology, with "no further trials" until there is legal framework in place, a Parliamentary committee has warned today.…
Qualcomm fined €242m over 'predatory pricing' that helped to knock off British competitor Icera
Too late for chip flinger, but a win for the EU taxpayer The European Commission has issued American chip maker Qualcomm with a hefty €242m fine for anti-competitive practices.…
Japan and Greece collide as Toshiba's storage biz spinoff reborn as Kioxia
Kioku (memory) + axia (value) = $$$ Logowatch Toshiba Memory Corporation has emerged, reborn, from the depths of the strategy boutique, as Kioxia.…
Microsoft demos end-to-end voting verification system ElectionGuard, code will be on GitHub
'Defending democracy' initiative to resist nation-state attacks Microsoft has demonstrated its ElectionGuard electronic vote system at the Aspen Security Forum under way in Colorado and warned that nearly 10,000 of its customers have been targeted by nation-state attacks.…
'Member Ke3chang? They're still at it, you know. Euro diplomats targeted by 'China-based' hacker crew
Click your mouse three times... there's no place like a back door to your machine - ESET An old-school shadowy malware group believed to operate out of China has been targeting diplomats with what infosec researchers say is a previously undocumented backdoor.…
Red flag: Verify to be marked 'undeliverable' by gov projects watchdog
*Digital identity crisis intensifies* Exclusive The UK government's troubled £154m digital identity project Verify is to be flagged red by Whitehall's major projects watchdog, meaning delivery looks unachievable - according to sources.…
Elon Musk's new idea is to hook up your noggin up to an AI, but is he just insane about the brain?
We ask top boffins if the plan is good enough for skull drilling Analysis Silicon Valley bad boy Elon Musk's grand plan to build brain-machine interfaces to "achieve a symbiosis with artificial intelligence" is obviously more science fiction than fact at the moment.…
Rust in peace: Memory bugs in C and C++ code cause security issues so Microsoft is considering alternatives once again
Redmond engineer hints at taking super-lang for a spin Microsoft Security Response Center (MSRC) is waxing lyrical about the risks inherent in C and C++ coding, arguing it may be time to dump "unsafe legacy languages" and shift to more modern, safer ones.…
Banks bid legacy tech farewell as they sail to the cloud – but now all that infrastructure is in hands of the big three
MPs hear how financial services are trying to improve stability in wake of TSB's meltdown Shifting financial services to the public cloud risks creating an over-reliance on the "dominant" service providers, banking heads told MPs yesterday during an inquiry into IT outages in the sector.…
Dutch cops collar fella accused of crafting and flogging Office macro nasties to cyber-crooks
Accused bloke cuffed after plod swoop on home A 20-year-old man from the Netherlands accused of building and selling Office macro malware was arrested Wednesday.…
Fresh stalkerware crop pops up on Google's Android Play Store, swiftly yanked offline
130,000 have already downloaded creepware Seven new stalkerware apps have been spotted for sale on the Android Play Store, despite Google's policy against the invasive monitoring tools.…
Don't give it away, give it away, give it away now, bot busting biz tells reCAPTCHA data serfs
Instead of enriching Google, try making a market for click work Analysis Internet companies depend on free labor. Companies like Amazon, Facebook and Google rely upon content creators who give their work away for the sake of platform participation or perhaps naive altruism.…
Still not in the cloud? It's not too late to join. Make the move with practical advice from top-notch AWS experts
All-day event covers every angle, from workloads to security – register today Promo Every day the cloud continues to transform organisations, industries and the world around us.…
The Empire Strikes Back: Trump discovers $10bn JEDI cloud deal may go to nemesis Jeff Bezos, demands probe
Bad news for AWS and Microsoft, who are vying for US govt's winner-takes-all IT super-contract The Pentagon's $10bn JEDI mega-cloud contract may be put on hold once again, this time because President Trump has ordered a probe into the massive single-vendor deal.…
Hope to keep your H-1B visa? Don't become a QA analyst. Uncle Sam's not buying it: Techie's new job role rejected
Software testing just ain't that special, sniff immigration bods Software engineers have long been treated, in Silicon Valley at least, as special, worthy of massive salaries, and deserving of cozy work conditions and top-of-the-range benefits.…
Li-ion battery 'price-fixing' case settled with bonus fury over lawyers pocketing eight-figures
Judge green-lights $113m from Samsung, Sony, and others – but $34m in legal fees?! A long-running legal battle over the alleged price-fixing of lithium-ion batteries involving Samsung, Sony, LG, Hitachi, and NEC, has finally been settled [PDF] for $113m.…
Ex-Microsoft dev used test account to swipe $10m in tech giant's own store credits, live life of luxury, Feds allege
'No safeguards' on QA accounts, and suddenly this guy gets a Tesla and $1.6m home, say prosecutors A former Microsoft software engineer was arrested on Tuesday and charged with mail fraud for allegedly attempting to steal $10m in digital currency from his former employee, US prosecutors said today.…
Having flogged off its data centers, AT&T cozies up to Microsoft, IBM to keep it running
In a cloud war, the US telco opts for the Swiss model, stays neutral AT&T has announced “strategic alliances” with both IBM and Microsoft, as it looks to capitalize on cloud computing without getting its hands dirty.…
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