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'We're big fans,' says company's announcement Pivotal, developer of the open-source Spring Framework for Java, has confirmed official support for OpenJDK to address "questions in the community" about changes to the way Oracle Java SE is distributed and supported.…

Mindgeek left him totally unsatisfied, he says An irate infosec researcher has accused Pornhub owners Mindgeek of out-of-scoping what he described as "critical" vulns in a cartoon pornography-themed mobile games site.…

Yes, my son... I recall it was spring of 2019 when the bloodshed finally ended The two warring factions pushing HTML and DOM standards have agreed to down weapons and work together.…

Just a 16% chance of being banged up for computer misuse Analysis Nearly 90 per cent of hacking prosecutions in the UK last year resulted in convictions, though the odds of dodging prison remain high, an analysis by The Register has revealed.…

How to renew your digital estate Sponsored webcast Do you have the feeling that your IT infrastructure is stuck in the weeds but are wary of the potential challenges of moving to a more flexible platform?…

But if you're old/experienced then payday deadline is 8 July DXC Technology has opened a voluntary redundancy programme for staff across its operations in the UK and Ireland - though graduates, apprentices and quota-carrying sales folk need not apply.…

Freeloaders will be limited to less capable content filtering Google Chrome users will continue to have access to the full content blocking power of the webRequest API in their browser extensions, but only if they're paying enterprise customers.…

Tricky to exploit in the real world, which is good because no official fix is available yet A vulnerability in all versions of Docker can be potentially exploited by miscreants to escape containers' security protections, and read and write data on host machines, possibly leading to code execution.…

Watch for yourself Videos “Do not believe what you see on the internet, OK?” a techie, who doctors video clips apparently using AI algorithms and puts them on YouTube, has warned.…

If you haven't patched CVE-2019-0708 aka BlueKeep, then, well, now would be a good time The critical Windows Remote Desktop flaw that emerged this month may have set the stage for the worst malware attack in years.…

Shipping biz so very sorry for 'inadvertently misrouting' technical docs from Japan to China through US In addition to mistrusting foreign technology companies because of the risk of IP packet diversion, nation-states may also have to shy away from foreign shipping firms for fear of package diversion.…

Officials want to upgrade rules from device searching to message interception Government officials in Germany are reportedly mulling a law to force chat app providers to hand over end-to-end encrypted conversations in plain text on demand.…

Replaces industry standard with homegrown DHCPLB code Antisocial media giant Facebook has published the source code for the latest version of DHCPLB, adding server functionality to the tool that was first developed by FB engineers for hardware provisioning and load balancing.…

Potential spanner in the works for mainframes biz agreement IBM's mooted takeover of Deutsche Telekom's mainframe services business, T-Systems, has hit a speed bump.…

That's now €1.4bn splurged on the small town of Hamina Pre-eminent data-slurper Google has said it will spend €600m (£529m) to expand its data centre footprint in Hamina, on the frozen shores of the Gulf of Finland.…

Built with help from Red Hat All kinds of software is moving into lightweight application containers, and the fact hasn't been lost on Nvidia – the GPU supremo has launched a platform for machine learning at the edge of the network, based on Kubernetes.…

Projects cheap furniture into your home – but says nothing about all those leftover screws Furniture and meatball purveyor Ikea is launching a mobile app that will project what furniture should look like into punters' homes (if they follow the instructions correctly, of course) then allow them to buy it.…

Price cuts? Tick. More price cuts? Tick. Damn, where to next for Tim Cook and co? Apple and Samsung collectively sold almost 17.5 million fewer smartphones globally in the opening quarter of 2019 than they managed a year ago as buyer fatigue continued.…

Also, Boeing fires Starliner's rockets Roundup Last week the Champagne corks were popping as SpaceX flung Starlink into orbit and the achievements of Apollo 10 were celebrated. There was, however, plenty of other space news to go around.…

UK.gov hasn't appealed High Court ruling yet – but regulator upholds ban anyway UK comms regulator Ofcom has told people wanting to set up a GSM gateway that it will not be authorising them to do so, pending a planned government appeal against a recent High Court judgment.…

Chinese app titan switches course, but it's a risky one ByteDance, the company behind vast video-sharing platform TikTok, is planning to build its own mobile handsets pre-loaded with its applications.…

More Mac tickling with Defender ATP and Visual Studio gets a point one Roundup As the dust settles following the twin launches of Windows 10 and Windows Server, there were happenings in the Microsoft world that you might have missed in the all the kerfuffle. Welcome to Tuesday's Redmond roundup.…

Chinese giant wants insurance policy in Trumpulent times Alibaba is mulling a massive secondary share offer in Hong Kong, according to reports.…

The good, the bad and the weird DataStax Accelerate Data management biz DataStax chose the comfy surroundings of its annual user knees-up to open its kimono on near-future plans: a Kubernetes operator, a developer-focused API generator for Constellation – its newly minted database-as-a-service – and a desktop version of its flagship software suite.…

Also, one man launched a legal battle against the police for using facial recognition cameras in the UK Roundup Hello, here's a quick roundup of recent machine learning tidbits that you can digest after the long weekend.…

Immersive training covering ethical hacking to intrusion detection, and more, comes to UK capital this June Promo IT security training specialist SANS Institute is bringing a major event to London this summer, offering a bumper programme of intensive courses designed to arm security professionals with the skills they need to defend against database breaches and malicious attacks.…

The Chagos Islands situation, already a shameful episode of UK history, just got worse Special report The future of internet addresses ending in '.io' – popular with tech startups – may be in doubt after the United Nations condemned the UK's continued ownership over islands in the middle of the Indian Ocean.…

Then wonder why the office is in full panic mode on your return Who, me? Three cheers for Monday! No? Just us? Well, take your mind off the start of the working week with The Register's dose of schadenfreude in the form of our regular Who, Me? Feature.…

That's enough body language puns Chip design factory Arm is rolling another CPU core off the assembly language line: the Cortex-A77. It'll probably be the brains of high-end smartphones, modest slab-tops, and other devices shipping early next year.…

2nd-gen Epyc, 3rd-gen Ryzen 7 and 9 processors, Navi GPUs, Intel 10nm CPUs, etc AMD and Intel both teased details of their upcoming processors on Sunday at Computex, the computer industry's annual jamboree in Taiwan.…

Your two-minute guide to all the other security news this week Roundup It's a bumper three-day weekend in the US and UK, so we won't keep you long. Here's a rapid summary of information security news from the past week beyond what El Reg has already covered.…

iFixit ters dwn ew Macbook Pro wth utterfl eyoard atst fixs The magicc new materil emedded in Apple’s vry latest Macbook Pro keyaords, to prevnt them from malfutioning, is nylon, iFixit, the popular DIY repair shop, reveled on Friay.…

Eight total resolutions seek to make antisocial network more accountable (the US tech giant opposes them all) Facebook stock-owning activists are planning to deliver an eight-foot angry-looking emoji to CEO Mark Zuckerberg at the company's annual general meeting next week to highlight widespread frustration with the US web goliath.…

On the plus side it did hire 2,000 cheap staff in fiscal 2019 Beleaguered outsourcing badass DXC Technology has just reported another uneventful year in which $1bn in revenues evaporated, and it saved $500m in overheads, in part, by chopping 10,000 employees.…

Don't worry, they have Plan Bs and spare tyres apparently Analysts are predicting a big slump in sales for Huawei thanks to the US Department of Commerce and the ongoing trade wars.…

There were manufacturing problems! Oh, no there weren't! Oh, yes there were! The great flagship hope of Windows Mixed Reality, the HP Reverb, has finally stumbled its way out the UK gate a month behind schedule.…

Customer delay purchaes amid uncertainty, claims CEO HPE has blamed "trade tensions" between the US and China on customers delaying purchases amid the uncertainty as the company reported yet another quarter of declining sales.…

Download 'The Economics of Application Platforms' for free today Sponsored If you dig back through El Reg's archives to 2007 and 2008, you'll find a lot of coverage of how x86 virtualisation was changing the world. The name of the game was server consolidation, and IT teams were waking up to both the cost-saving benefits and the prospect of eliminating a lot of server admin drudgery.…

Trial starts in London borough with £25 fine for crap parking From today folk in Islington, London, can hire an electric bike off Uber rather than a cab.…

Could have been a million times (or pounds) worse A Murdoch-backed adtech startup that sued Google for anticompetitive behaviour has abandoned its lawsuit – and been landed with a £200,000 legal bill for its troubles.…

Civil servants hauled before spending watchdog again The UK Home Office has had to once again explain the ongoing Emergency Services Network farrago as part of an inquiry by the Public Accounts Committee (PAC).…

One category to rule them all? Er, maybe not... Administrators dealing with the rollout of Microsoft's latest and greatest Windows 10 were warned last night that some tinkering of their finely tuned setups would be required.…

Comms regulator demands BT sub lets more fibre cable layers access its poles and ducts Updated Ofcom has ordered BT's Openreach to open its telegraph poles and underground ducts to more companies wishing to lay their own fibre networks aimed at business customers.…

Small comfort to Oracle's Larry Ellison, who's $420m *weyyy* poorer after ill-timed punt A "leaked" email from Tesla boss Elon Musk to all employees claims the company is now making 900 Model 3 vehicles a day – a whisker (well, 11 per cent) away from its 1,000-a-day target.…

PC maker's chief bean counter warns Wall Street moneymen of 'constraints' until at least calendar Q3 Intel was wrong, it seems. HP Inc, the world's second-largest PC maker, has forecast that Chipzilla's CPU shortages won't be over by anytime soon – not until at least the third quarter.…

Come on, guys, get a half-life Something for the Weekend, Sir? Its international reputation trashed by Brexit shenanigans, the UK government has been desperately trying to distract its citizens with a promise to extend the ban on single-use plastic products. It all began with disposable carrier bags. But now they're clutching at straws.…

DreamWorks picks Gremlin to weave digital marvels DataStax Accelerate Family favourite DreamWorks Animation has built a cloud platform powered by microservices that uses a graph database and Gremlin query language to guide the production of its films.…

We're a strong, independent company "GitHub has to be both independent and neutral," CEO Nat Friedman said at the company's Satellite event in Berlin – despite its acquisition by Microsoft in October 2018.…

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Employees kicking down the doors? Happens all the time, guv On Call It's Friday! And Friday means beer, bacon and basking in the glow of another's misfortune thanks to The Register's regular On Call column.…