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Oz digital health agency tightens medical record access as watchdog warns of crim honeypot
Human rights commish weighs in as Aussies opt out Australia's Human Rights Commissioner has weighed into the country's troubled electronic health records rollout.…
Robo-drop: Factory bot biz 'leaks' automakers' secrets onto the web
Assembly line 'droid builder latest to be accused of leaving rsync wide open on the internet Yet another organization has allegedly been caught accidentally exposing more than 100GB of sensitive corporate data to the open internet.…
Google's Alphabet hit by Europe's other GDPR: Global Domination = Profit Reduction
Net income for Q2 slashed by $5bn Android antitrust fine Dusting off a $5bn European monopoly abuse fine over Google's Android business, parent company Alphabet delivered better than expected Q2 2018 earnings – lifting its shares in after-hours trading.…
If at first you, er, make things worse, you're probably Microsoft: Bug patch needed patching
VBScript hole 'fixed' in May actually left open for months A remote code execution vulnerability in the Windows VBScript engine was left open for exploitation for two months after it was supposedly patched.…
Spectre rises from the dead to bite Intel in the return stack buffer
Seemingly invincible ghost in the machine may also continue to haunt AMD, Arm chips Spectre, a class of vulnerabilities in the speculative execution mechanism employed in modern processor chips, is living up to its name by proving to be unkillable.…
IT biz embezzlement brouhaha leaves bloke with $456k migraine
Backer charged in connection with alleged $4.1m corporate fraud scandal An investor in an IT biz has coughed up $456,000 after America's financial watchdog accused him of looking the other way while executives at the consultancy he backed allegedly embezzled millions of dollars.…
UK.gov commits to rip-and-replacing Blighty's wheezing internet pipes
Full-fibre diet for all by the year 2033, vows Ministry of Fun The Ministry of Fun* is wheeling out a new national telecoms strategy (PDF) that aims to slather the UK in healthy full-fat broadband fibre by 2033.…
I predict a riot: Amazon UK chief foresees 'civil unrest' for no-deal Brexit
That sound you're hearing is eyebrows raised into orbit Amazon's UK chief Doug Gurr has claimed Britain will descend into "civil unrest" in weeks if it leaves the EU with no trade deal in place.…
Who watches Sony's watcher? Boffins poke holes in surveillance kit
Command injection and stack buffer overflow flaws bedevil cam range Security researchers at Cisco Talos have found two serious flaws with Sony's network-facing surveillance kit, the IPELA E Series Network Camera.…
Toshiba and WD indulge in mutual 96-layer flashing: Two partners, two products
Some chips have more bits than others, though Tosh and WD's flash foundry joint venture has begun to pump out 96-layer 3D NAND chips and the two partners are using them to produce quad-level cell (QLC) products. TLC Tosh has a 1TB SSD with 3 bits/cell while it and QLC Western Dig have a 1.33 Tbit chip with 4 bits/cell.…
Atos to hoover up US tech buzzword biz Syntel for $3.4bn
Buy bolsters firm's banking, finance and insurance bits Atos has diverted attention from some cracks in its North American ops by making public its intention to spend lots of cash – a cool $3.4bn to be precise – to buy US-HQ'd tech services outfit Syntel.…
UK spies broke law for 15 years, but what can you do? shrugs judge
Appeal against my latest judgment? Oh wait, you can't! The Investigatory Powers Tribunal has reruled that GCHQ, MI5 and MI6 engaged in indiscriminate and illegal bulk cable-tapping surveillance for 15 years – and has once again refused to do anything about it.…
Google Chrome: HTTPS or bust. Insecure HTTP D-Day is tomorrow, folks
On Tues, you lose... if you're not encrypted with a TLS cert (which are free, by the way) Google Chrome users who visit unencrypted websites will be confronted with warnings from tomorrow.…
If Brussels wants Android forks, phone makers aren't helping
Huawei to slam the door after today The European Commission made the phrase "Android forks" a household word last week. But developers who wish to create and popularise their Android forks have just found the job got harder.…
DXC CEO confirms boss of its field-based techies is OUT
Steve Hilton exit suddenly confirmed on 21 July, new boss in situ on 23 July Exclusive Frankenfirm DXC Technologies over the weekend abruptly announced the immediate departure of Steve Hilton, the exec veep that ran the Global Delivery Organisation, and confirmed his temporary replacement.…
IBM wants everyone to marvel at the size of its Strategic Imperatives
But Wall St thinks mainframe is what's perking up numbers The latest financial headlines emitted by the faltering enterprise juggernaut that is IBM indicate that its years-long efforts to turn a corner might be paying off, though not everyone on Wall Street agrees.…
Serverless Computing: Building it, managing it, developing it
And saving on it… Our earlybird ticket offer for Serverless Computing expires in just a few weeks, so if you want to get on top of the next generation of cloud, and keep a few hundred quid in your pocket to boot, the time to act is now.…
How much do you think Cisco's paying erstwhile Brit PM David Cameron?
He's set to headline networking kit firm's CIO golf-a-thon Fearless scarperer-in-chief David Cameron is all set to dispense nuggets of Brexit wisdom to Cisco's October CIO conference – making us wonder how much he's earning for the stunt.…
Sysadmin sank IBM mainframe by going one VM too deep
Tried to blame it on a bug, but logs don't lie Who, me? Welcome to another glimpse inside the dark-curtained (in)box that is "Who, me?" – El Reg's confessional column in which readers seek penance for sins of the past.…
Engineers, coders – it's down to you to prevent AI being weaponised
Grunts already refer to drone kills as 'bugsplats' – machine learning cares less Comment Debate has raged for months over various internet giants' forays into providing next-generation technology for war.…
Google Translate spews doomsday messages, Facebook snatches boffins, and more in AI
Plus: New Dota challenge for OpenAI Roundup Hello, welcome to this week's roundup in AI. The machines have been sending us spooky messages on Google Translate, Facebook is hiring more academics to start new labs and some prat decided to step on a self-driving car in California.…
LabCorp ransomed, 18k routers rooted, a new EXIF menace, and more
Plus a new worry for enterprises over DNS flaws Roundup This was the week of blunders by Venmo, million-dollar bank heists, and beefier bug bounties.…
Microsoft Visual Studio Code replumbed for better Python taming
Python Language Server an option for those that code Microsoft's Visual Studio Code, the company's Electron-based source code editor for Linux, macOS and Windows, has been bestowed with the company's Python Language Server, making it more fluent in the popular programming language.…
[NSFW] Fake prudes: Catholic uni AI bot taught to daub bikinis on naked chicks
Send nudes plz... for the purposes of training this machine-learning software NSFW Artificially intelligent software is used more and more to automatically detect and ban nude images on social networks and similar sites. However, today's algorithms and models aren't perfect at clocking racy snaps, and a lot of content moderation still falls to humans.…
Microsoft: The Kremlin's hackers are already sniffing, probing around America's 2018 elections
Russia's Fancy Bear crew caught gearing up for mid-terms Microsoft says it has already uncovered evidence of Russian government-backed hacking gangs attempting to interfere in the 2018 US mid-term elections.…
Friday FYI: 9 out of 10 of website login attempts? Yeah, that'll be hackers
Credential stuffing is rampant – so try not to reuse the same password on every site, eh? Up to 90 per cent of the average online retailer's login traffic is generated by cybercriminals trying their luck with credential stuffing attacks, Shape Security estimated in its latest Credential Spill Report.…
Facebook, Google, Microsoft, Twitter make it easier to download your info and upload to, er, Facebook, Google, Microsoft, Twitter etc...
GDPR put a gun to their heads Allowing developers to siphon millions of netizens' personal information didn't work out so well for Facebook, given the Cambridge Analytica affair.…
Crypto gripes, election security, and mandatory cybersec school: Uncle Sam's cyber task force emits todo list for govt
In detail: The threats facing America's computer networks The US Department of Justice (DOJ) this week released the first report from its Cyber Digital Task Force – which was set up in February to advise the government on strengthening its online defenses.…
Doctor, doctor, I feel like my IoT-enabled vacuum cleaner is spying on me
Snooping on the built-in cam? Remotely controlling it? Well, that sucks *ba-dum tsh* Vulnerabilities in a range of robot vacuum cleaners allow miscreants to access the gadgets' camera, and remote-control the gizmos.…
Microsoft still longs to be a 'lifestyle' brand, but the cupboard looks bare
It's make-your-mind-up time Comment Two contradictory ideas run through statements by Microsoft executives this week.…
Cybercrooks slurp nearly $1m from Russian bank after pwning router at regional branch
MoneyTaker lives up to its name Hackers stole almost $1m from a Russian bank earlier this month after breaching its network via an outdated router.…
Accounting software biz Intuit flogging bit barn to throw its lot in with AWS
Most of their core apps were already in the cloud anyway Financial software flinger Intuit is binning its biggest data centre and plonking its corporate backends onto AWS – in another win for the public cloud's biggest player.…
As Corning unveils its latest Gorilla Glass, we ask: What happened to sapphire mobe screens?
He who controls supplies controls... eh, not much Four years ago at the height of smartwatch hype, it was the most desirable mineral in the world. The tech superpowers jostled to obtain supplies of the material, just as the superpowers jostled to secure their nitrate supplies* ahead of the First World War.…
UK's Huawei handler dials back support for Chinese giant's kit in critical infrastructure
'Limited assurance' that there is no risk to national security A UK government-run oversight board has expressed misgivings about the security of telecoms kit from Chinese firm Huawei.…
♫ The Core i9 clock cycles go up. Who cares where they come down?
That's not my department say, er... Intel, Apple and Dell ♫ Owners of laptops fitted with Intel's Core i9 high-performance processor, including computers made by Apple and Dell, are finding that the machines slow down compared to the pace of older models.…
If only 3D desktop printers could 3D print sales! Units crash in Q1
Fewer desktop versions shifted but industrial devices fly There was a lull after the 3D printer sales storm in 2017 as shipments of personal/desktop boxes declined in the first quarter of this year for the first time, according to distributor stats.…
Why Google won't break a sweat about EU ruling
If you're expecting Tizens, Fires or alt-droids to flower, don't hold your breath Comment The European Commission wants to see a thousand Android forks bloom as the result of its decision yesterday to demand remedies from Google for its anti-competitive conduct on mobile.…
What if tech moguls brewed real ale?
How to get in free – or for cheap – at the Great British Beer Festival Competition The fine people at CAMRA are also fans of The Register, and are giving away both free and half-price tickets for possibly one of the greatest show on Earth: the incredible Great British Beer Festival at Olympia next month.…
Either my name, my password or my soul is invalid – but which?
Devising complex new passwords is character-building Something for the Weekend, Sir? Try as I might, it won't go in.…
You're burning £1.2bn for what? UK spending watchdog gives digital court plans a kicking
Concerns whether legal system will be fair after reforms UK Parliament's Public Accounts Committee (PAC) has told HM Courts and Tribunals Service (HMCTS) that it has "much to learn" as it ploughs on with its ambitious £1.2bn court digitisation project.…
What does AI and machine learning mean for finance, security, energy?
Find out at Mcubed...and save cash now Events If you’re looking for practical advice on what machine learning and AI can do for businesses like yours, you should secure your place at MCubed, our three-day exploration of all of the above, in October.…
Boss helped sysadmin take down horrible client with swift kick to the nether regions
Dirty doctor’s dodgy diagnosis defeated. Plus a new chapter for On-Call On-Call Welcome once more to On-Call, in which Register readers share their stories of silly tech support incidents.…
Alien sun has smashing time sucking up planets
First case of solar suckage Scientists believe they have captured direct evidence of a star feasting on its own planets for the first time.…
Get rich with Firefox or *(int *)NULL = 0 trying: Automated bug-bounty hunter build touted
Earn $$$s reporting flaws even if you're too busy or bored Do you love Firefox, Linux, and the internet? Are you interested in earning money from the comfort of your own home? Are you OK with a special flavor of Firefox quietly gobbling up memory in a hunt for exploitable security bugs?…
Bonkers Azure bookings give Microsoft a record-breaking $110bn year
Satya's got sunshine on a cloudy day Microsoft has closed out a massive fiscal 2018 that saw the Redmond giant lay claim to more than $110bn in total revenue.…
Boffins mix AI and chemicals to create super-fast lab assistant
Faster than human boffins, and hopefully more reliable Machine learning can help robots perform chemistry experiments faster than fleshy boffins, according to research published in Nature.…
Acquisition Galvanize'd: Code bootcamp Hack Reactor eyed up by hungry tech trainers
Enterprise is the new green among programming retreats Galvanize – a for-profit tech training biz headquartered in Denver, USA – said today it plans to acquire Hack Reactor, a San Francisco-based code bootcamp provider, for an undisclosed sum.…
Fukushima reactors lend exotic nuclear finish to California's wines
Smooth body with a perky top note and a hint of cesium-137 for post-2011 vintages Savants reckon radiation released by the 2011 Fukushima nuclear kerfuffle has made its way into California's wine.…
Mmm, yes. 11-nines data durability? Mmmm, that sounds good. Except it's virtually meaningless
No one can agree on how it's calculated Analysis What do data durability numbers mean? Azure brags 12 and even 16 nines durability, while Amazon S3, Google Cloud Platform and Backblaze tout 11 nines. What does this mean?…
Declassified files reveal how pre-WW2 Brits smashed Russian crypto
Moscow's agents used one-time pads, er, two times – ой! Efforts by British boffins to thwart Russian cryptographic cyphers in the 1920s and 1930s have been declassified, providing fascinating insights into an obscure part of the history of code breaking.…
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