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Google founder Sergey Brin promises to protect humanity from AI
The data-slurpingest, ad-slingiest exec of them all says he’s on your side Google co-founder Sergey Brin has used his annual founder’s letter to raise the issue of ethics in AI.…
Umm, Oracle – about that patch? It might not be very sticky ...
Security researcher says WebLogic fix can be bypassed, posts proof-of-concept Earlier this month, Oracle patched a critical vulnerability in its WebLogic server – but someone identifying himself as an Alibaba security researcher reckons Big Red botched the patch.…
Umm, Oracle – about that patch? It might not be very sticky ...
Security researcher says WebLogic fix can be bypassed, posts proof-of-concept Earlier this month, Oracle patched a critical vulnerability in its WebLogic server – but someone identifying himself as an Alibaba security researcher reckons Big Red botched the patch.…
NetHack to drop support for floppy disks, Amiga, 16-bit DOS and OS/2
Get off your ASCII if you want seminal adventure game to stay alive on legacy platforms Roguelike ASCII adventure game NetHack has just received its second upgrade in 12 years.…
Australian Signals Directorate won't become domestic snoops
Unauthorised leak of non-proposal referred to the Feds. Wait, what? The Australian Federal Police (AFP) says it's investigating the leak of sensitive government documents outlining a plan the government says doesn't exist and won't be implemented.…
Sprint, T-Mobile US sitting in a tree, M-E-R-G-I-N-G
It's technically an acquisition, but the headline fit so perfectly we couldn't resist T-Mobile US will acquire rival Sprint for US$26.5 billion in stock, a transaction both mobile carriers hope will give them a lead in 5G.…
IBM Australia to end on-shore software support
Technology Support Services has no global follow-the-sun support model, rates lack of one a ‘serious problem’ in Oz IBM’s Technology Support Services operation will “officially” end on-shore software support on June 30th in Australia and New Zealand, The Register has learned.…
nbn™ CEO blames copper for performance problems
Bill Morrow says what Australia's been thinking for about a decade On his way out the door, nbn™ CEO Bill Morrow has written that at least some of the problems plaguing the National Broadband Network (NBN) can be attributed to its use of copper wires as a connection medium.…
Europe needs more dosh for AI, Google's TPU2 vs Nvidia's Tesla V100, and more
All we need now is a robo-news-reader (quick, bring back Ananova) Roundup Here's your roundup of machine-learning news from this week, beyond what we've already covered.…
Windows USB-stick-of-death, router bugs resurrected, and more
Your weekend guide to computer security cockups Roundup Here's your summary of infosec news – from router holes to Windows crashes – beyond what we've already covered this week.…
High-cap enterprise hard drives stream dosh into Western Digital
Disks down overall and SSDs slide Western Digital shipped a whole load of spinning bits into enterprise and hyperscale data centres in its third fiscal 2018 quarter, although overall disk units sold dropped 15.5 per cent on the year.…
Double double, soil and trouble, fire burn and heat shield bubble: NASA cracks rover, has dirty talk with ESA
Isn't science wonderful? There was good news and bad news for interplanetary exploration today.…
Facebook confesses: Buckle up, there's plenty more privacy lapses where that came from
It's a $460bn business with a free service… what did you think was going on? Facebook has confirmed what many of us have known for years: Cambridge Analytica was far from the only organization engaging in the wholesale hoarding of netizens' personal data via the social network.…
Ozzie Ozzie Ozzie, oi oi oi! Tech zillionaire Ray's backdoor crypto for the Feds is Clipper chip v2
Lotus Notes man has a plan... and a patent Analysis Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it, particularly if forgetfulness promises profit.…
Euro idiocrats backtrack on plan to kill off Brits' 300,000 .eu domains
Instead of booting out Brexit Britain, domain-name registry will be opened to everyone A plan to kill off 300,000 British-owned .eu web domains has itself been killed off by European bureaucrats in yet another baffling Brexit backtrack.…
Apple grounds AirPort once and for all. It has departed. Not gonna fly any more. The baggage is dropped off...
Terminal. It's outta runway. We're winging it with these puns Apple is officially getting out of the home networking business.…
That Brexit in action: UK signs pact to let Euro court judge its patents
Not too dissimilar to lighting a firework indoors – and then legging it to the nearest exit Britain has finally signed up to Europe's unified patent court (UPC) – a long-planned simplification of the continent's patent system – but big questions still remain thanks to Brexit and a federal court challenge in Germany.…
It's not rocket science! Actually it is, and it's been a busy frickin week
Russia and China light blue touch-paper, stand well back Russia and China celebrated a pair of successful launches this week, with a Rockot booster placing Sentinel-3B into orbit while China's Long March 11 lobbed five imaging sats into space.…
Exposing 145m Equifax customer deets: $240m. Legal fees: $28.9m. Insurance: Priceless
Data breach cost biz $70m this quarter alone The Equifax mega-hack has cost the credit reporting agency well north of $200m to date, according to a financial filing for calendar Q1.…
Paperback writer? Microsoft slaps patents on book-style gadgetry with flexible display
Redmond kit has the bends Microsoft's work on "bendable or flexible" display technology is far more advanced than anyone realised. A new patent application from Redmond indicates it's inspired by a very familiar technology: the paperback book.…
Under-fire Silicon Valley to gain new copyright 'safe harbour' in EU, fume critics
Language tweak makes internet giants safer than ever, say rights groups Exclusive The European Union looks poised to strengthen large internet platforms' position against online liabilities, according to a leak of the latest copyright directive draft dated 23 April. The most recent publicly available draft (PDF) is dated 13 April.…
Highway to the auto-zone: Cisco is catching up to Brocade in Fibre Channel speed race
Releases two 32Gbit/s switches to boost AFA networking Cisco is releasing two auto-zoning 48 and 96-port Fibre Channel switches to speed up networking in data centres with all-flash arrays.…
High Court gives UK.gov six months to make the Snooper's Charter lawful
Doesn't comply with EU rules, say judges, but you knew that The UK government's surveillance regime has been dealt another blow as the High Court in England today ruled the Snooper's Charter unlawful – and gave the government six months to fix it.…
Newsworthy Brit bank TSB is looking for a head of infrastructure
It's really high profile, you know An exciting job advert has mysteriously appeared that is seeking a techie to head up infrastructure at TSB, just days after the bank's monumental and ongoing IT cockup began.…
Openreach and BT better watch out for... CityFibre after surprise £537m takeover deal
Director Mark Collins on becoming a key challenger in full fibre Broadband minnow CityFibre's acquisition by Connect Infrastructure Bidco for a staggering £537m has positioned it centre stage to take on industry goliath BT/Openreach, company director Mark Collins has said.…
We wanted a camera, they gave us the eye of Gemini – and an eSIM
El Reg has a fiddle with new toys for the Psion-inspired PDA The plucky little PDA that could is getting some upgrades.…
Penguins in a sandbox: Google gears up to bring Linux to Chrome OS
While keeping things safe Sleuthing has revealed more details about Google's project to allow its locked-down Chrome OS to run Linux applications – and well-informed speculation on its architecture.…
Leave it to Beaver: Unity is long gone and you're on your GNOME
What's new, Ubuntu? 18.04 has dropped and you may not like what you find Canonical has released Ubuntu 18.04, Bionic Beaver, as this one is nicknamed. The Beaver is a long-term support (LTS) release, which means it'll be supported until 2023.…
IBM turnover shrinks $28bn in 6 years but execs laugh all the way to the bank
Just what are you measured on Ginni? Wall Street analysts says things gotta change IBM lost $28bn in revenues in the past six years but that made not one jot of difference the salary and bonuses the top execs got paid. The message from Wall Street? Ever-shrinking sales are not sustainable.…
ZX Spectrum reboot firm's shareholders demand current directors go
Boardroom coup at where's-my-console biz Retro Computers Ltd A majority of shareholders in ailing ZX Spectrum reboot firm Retro Computers Ltd – including Sir Clive Sinclair's corporate presence – are calling a shareholders' meeting to replace its current directors.…
Can't log into your TSB account? Well, it's your own fault for trying
Ten minutes of your life could be mine if you read this slooooowwwly Something for the Weekend, Sir? I am a time-waster. And I hate people who waste my time.…
Brit MPs brand Facebook a 'great vampire squid' out for cash
Zuck's CTO adds to PR apologies in Parliament Facebook CTO Mike Schroepfer was not British MPs' first choice of witness, but they certainly made the most of his appearance in Parliament, grilling him on why his firm is a "morality free zone".…
Want to make a super-earth? Bring on the frikking lasers
Dum dum dum dede dum dum, under pressure A team of physicists have attempted to recreate the internal conditions of a ‘super-Earth’ planet in a lab, by shooting laser beams at iron samples.…
Europe fires back at ICANN's delusional efforts to fix Whois for GDPR by next, er, year
How do we say this nicely? You need help Special report On March 26 – two months before new privacy protections come into effect in Europe – Goran Marby, CEO of DNS overlord ICANN, sent a letter [PDF] to each of Europe's 28 data protection authorities (DPAs) asking them to hold off punishing it over Whois.…
Boss sent overpaid IT know-nothings home – until an ON switch proved elusive
Nobody told me it needed electricity, honest ON-CALL Why look at that! The end of the working week is upon us, which means it’s time to dip into the mailbag to bring you another instalment of On-Call, The Register’s reader-contributed tales of tech support trauma.…
A feed ahead of the weekend: your slice of networking morsels
IXPs mind their MANRS, plus as much multicloud as you can handle It's roundup time again, with ISOC working to protect the routing infrastructure, and announcements from Big Switch, F5, and Juniper.…
I spy with my little eye ... a quantum drum with TRILLIONS of atoms
Boffins: 'infinitely precise' measurements feasible Gravitational wave measurements, and quantum computing and communications are just two applications of an international experiment that created entanglement between objects large enough to be visible to humans.…
GitLab crawling back online after breaking its brain in two
Database replication SNAFU took down three out of five PostgreSQL servers In a classic example of the genre, GitLab yesterday dented its performance by accidentally triggering a database failover.…
Did you guess 2019 for Intel's 10nm chip ramp up? Congratulations
Process node stalled again over manufacturing nightmares – but hey, money's still pouring in Meltdown? What meltdown? Intel's 50th birthday in July should be a hell of a bash as the chipmaker is flush with cash and reckons 2018 might well be a record-breaking year.…
Court sends Telstra a truly premium bill, for AU$10 MEELLION
Rest of industry warned to check its PBD practices In March, Telstra acquiesced to allegations from Australia's competition regulator that it was helping scammers load up unwanted services on customers' mobile bills.…
Amazon: For every dollar of op. profit going into Bezos' pockets, 73 cents came from AWS
It's pretty much a cloud provider with a gift shop on the side Amazon.com on Thursday reported $51bn in sales for its Q1 2018, an increase of 43 per cent from $35.7bn in the year-ago quarter.…
If you're looking for bad news about Microsoft, top tip: look away now
Satya's on several cloud nines – as in, billions of dollars Microsoft's boss Satya Nadella march into the cloud seems to be paying off for the Windows 10 and Office 365 giant: on Thursday, the biz announced its sales for Q3 2018 jumped 16 per cent.…
'Alexa, listen in on my every word and send it all to a shady developer'
Amazon fixes up app security hole affecting always-listening Echo assistants Amazon has shored up a security weakness in its technology to stop apps for Alexa-powered Echo personal assistants from secretly eavesdropping on folks.…
Programmers! Close the StackOverflow tabs. This AI robot will write your source code for you
Think Java code-completion on steriods Code boffins at Rice University in Texas have developed a system called Bayou to partially automate the writing of Java code with the help of deep-learning algorithms and training data sampled from GitHub.…
RIP: Sinclair ZX Spectrum designer Rick Dickinson reaches STOP
British computer case crafter dies after cancer battle Rick Dickinson, designer of Britain's iconic ZX Spectrum and ZX81 personal computers, has died following a lengthy battle with cancer.…
James Webb Space Telescope + luck = long distance astrofun
Gravitational lensing may help NASA kit see some real golden oldies Researchers hope that NASA's budgetary-challenged James Webb Space Telescope (JWST) may score some good fortune with a boost from galactic alignment.…
Springwatch: Windows 10 spotters May have to wait a few more weeks
Chinese whispers suggest a big Patch Tuesday download Windows 10 Springwatch is headed for a fourth week, with the troubled update rumoured to have a name and possibly a release date.…
Facebook: Crisis? What crisis? Look at our revenue, it's fantastic
But analysts say ditch your stock as opex set to blow up Edison Research analyst Richard Windsor thinks you should sell Facebook stock – despite the social media octopus posting record numbers.…
Red Hat sticks its storage software cap on Supermicro hardware
Software-defined storage meets single SKU-ery Open-source software house Red Hat has jumped into bed with Supermicro to produce a single system combining its storage software with the server maker's hardware.…
Apple's QWERTY gets dirty leaving fanbois shirty
MacBook owners demand recall over cruddy keyboard Mac laptop owners are experiencing frequent failures with the delicate "butterfly switch" keyboards introduced three years ago and included on its "TouchBar" MacBook Pro models two years ago.…
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