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Less than half of paying ransomware targets get their files back
Shock revelation: criminals prove to be untrustworthy Paying off a ransomware demand is a great way to end up losing both your money and your files.…
Slingshot malware uses cunning plan to find a route to sysadmins
Advanced router code has been in circulation for six years If you’re trying to hack an organization then pwning the sysadmin's machine gives you the keys to the kingdom, and an advanced malware writer has found a clever way to do just that.…
Sneaky satellite launch raises risk of Gravity-style space collision
Federal regulator furious to discover untrackable mini-satellites in space The space-disaster movie Gravity – where an escalating wave of space debris wipes out a space station and shuttle – now looks like a slightly more plausible scenario.…
Citizen Lab says Sandvine network gear aids government spyware
Sandvine insists report is inaccurate and misleading Internet users in Turkey, Egypt and Syria who attempted to download legitimate Windows applications have been redirected to nation-state spyware through deep-packet inspection boxes placed on telecom networks in Turkey and Egypt, according to a report issued Friday by security research group Citizen Lab.…
Pharma bro Martin Shkreli to miss 2024 Paris Olympics
Finance troll gets seven years for securities fraud Former finance and pharmaceutical exec Martin Shkreli has been ordered to spend the next seven years in prison.…
The Ataribox lives, as a prototype, supposedly
Promised unveiling later this month could give form to vaporware console The reboot of the classic Atari games console is back on, with prototypes to be displayed at the Games Developer Conference (GDC) in San Francisco later this month.…
EU lawmakers seek coordinated hand-wringing over AI ethics
Rules created in isolation will drive AI makers to operate in areas without restraint European policymakers have asked for help unravelling the "patchwork" of ethical and societal challenges as the use of artificial intelligence increases.…
Europe is living in the past (by nearly six minutes) thanks to Serbia and Kosovo
Continental electric clocks go TITSUP* Electric timekeepers in Europe have been losing minutes due to power frequency deviations arising from a dispute between Serbia and Kosovo.…
Server sales dead? No sir, not in Q4
Branded vendors made hay while sun shone Gartner's Q4 server sales count has confirmed a shipment boom took place as hyperscalers, cloud buyers and on-premise all dug deep to freshen their infrastructure.…
Ofcom to networks: Want this delicious 5G spectrum? You'll have to improve 4G coverage
Better LTE for bumpkins wedged into mobe operators' bids Ofcom has today proposed placing new coverage obligations on mobile operators for 4G services as part of their winning 5G spectrum bids.…
Department of Work and Pensions internal docs reveal troubled history of Universal Credit
UK.gov gives in, publishes after 2-year legal spat After a two-year legal battle, the UK government's Department for Work and Pensions has capitulated – and released a series of embarrassing assessments of its disastrous Universal Credit programme.…
Unidentified hax0rs told not to blab shipping biz Clarksons' stolen data
Fat lot of good an injunction will do against unknown cybercrims British shipping company Clarkson plc has obtained an injunction against hackers who broke into its IT systems, slurped a load of data and then tried to blackmail the business.…
Screw everything! French swingers campsite up for sale, owners 'tired'
Voulez-vous acheter le hotspot pour le shagging en plein air? The "world's first 100 per cent swingers camping ground" has been put up for sale because "we are tired", its pensioner owners have said.…
NHS Digital to probe live-stream spillage of confidential patient info – after El Reg tipoff
Risk of app's vid demo falls under spotlight Exclusive NHS Digital has opened an inquiry after patients' personal information was revealed during a live-streamed research session for a new app.…
A smartphone recession is coming and animated poo emojis can't stop it
Is the industry out of ideas? "Smartphone sales are starting to decline at an accelerating rate," a market analyst has declared. In a pessimistic note, Jeff Johnston of Arthur Wood Research blames feature ennui.…
Brit spy wrangler details sign-off process for snooping warrants
Transparency doc on spooks data slurping released The Investigatory Powers Commissioner's Office, the body tasked with watching UK spooks, has revealed how it will decide whether to approve snooping warrants authorised by government.…
DVLA denies driving licence processing site is a security 'car crash'
PCI compliance? Yep, we've heard of it too A UK government agency has disputed complaints from security pros that its website involved in the processing of driving licence applications is insecure and otherwise unfit for purpose.…
Microsoft throttles on-prem tech donation scheme for nonprofits
First it giveth then it taketh away Big-hearted Microsoft has confirmed pending changes that will make it easier for charities to use its cloud services but will hike prices for anyone daring to use its on-premises wares.…
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A ghoulish tale of pigs, devs and docs revived from the dead
Dr Frankenstein had it all sewn up, you know Something for the Weekend, Sir? "My pages have come alive!" accused one from my pod of guinea pigs, unfeasibly.…
Most IT contractors want employment benefits if clobbered with IR35
That'll go down well with full-time Sir Humphreys.. The vast majority of IT contractors believe they should receive employment benefits, such as sick pay and holiday leave, if they are to be classed within the IR35 tax clampdown.…
The Java release train is moving faster, but will developers be derailed?
What's new and what to expect Qcon "How you deploy Java, how you get access to updates and patches is all changing. Although Oracle has told people about this, they haven't been shouting about it," Azul Systems CTO Simon Ritter told attendees at QCon, a developer conference under way in London.…
Slack cuts ties to IRC and XMPP, cos they don't speak Emoji
Gateways to close on May 15th, leaving you almost ten whole weeks to rebuild integrations One of the virtues of cult messaging app Slack was its gateways allowing integration with the venerable IRC and XMPP messaging protocols.…
Your mouse can't reach that Excel cell? Buy a 'desk extender' said help desk bluffer
And the user believed him, too, for a while On-Call Welcome once more to On-Call, our Friday rummage though readers' recollections of tech support jobs that produced odd endings.…
Mum? Dad? Can I have a 3D XPoint disk for my birthday?
Why, yes, junior, now that Intel's released new models for mainstream PCs Intel's launched new and low-ish end versions of its Optane solid state disks based on 3D XPoint non-volatile memory.…
Microsoft says 'majority' of Windows 10 use will be 'streamlined S mode'
Which is just-about an admission Win 10 is a mess Microsoft has confirmed Windows 10 S will be a "mode" available in all versions of Windows, and added a prediction it'll be used by a "majority" of users.…
Android P will hear no evil, see no evil, support evil notches
MAC randomisation, indoor location, TLS-by-default and more coming to next 'Droid Poll Google's revealed the stuff it's added to the next version of Android, which for now is known only as "P" while the world waits for it to earn a confectionery-related name.…
Carnegie Mellon makes network security guru Jahanian president
Chalk one up for the infosec nerds: Arbor founder takes top uni post Carnegie Mellon University has named computer science professor and Arbor Networks founder Farnam Jahanian as its new president.…
Violent, powerful wind that lasts 100s of years. No, it's Jupiter, not you after a Friday night curry
Gas giant's atmosphere is not for the faint hearted The stripy bands on Jupiter are made from roaring winds that penetrate deep below its surface and circle round the entire planet.…
Ex-stream action: YouTube slays Zombie horde in AdSense battle
Judge double taps class-action complaint against Google's vid emporium Google has had a class-action lawsuit in the US over last year's changes to its AdSense advertising system thrown out of court.…
I'm anti-Google, please elect me: Senate hopeful rides tech backlash
Missouri attorney general Hawley hopes to tap into ire against Silicon Valley In another sign that anti-tech sentiment is rising in the United States, the Attorney General of Missouri is using his stance against Google as a platform to run for a Senate seat this November.…
Dell results: Well done, ice cream for everyone! Er, not you, storage
EMC on naughty step as 4Q18 revenues slump 11 per cent in a year Dell had a reasonable fourth 2018 quarter in all areas but one – storage. Yes, EMC let the house down with an 11 per cent drop in revenues year-on-year.…
Hansa down, this is cool: How Dutch cops snatched the wheel of dark web charabanc
Presumably while singing 'takedowns from Amsterdam' The takedown of the Hansa dark web marketplace, done live on national TV by Dutch police, was possible because officers had been running the site themselves – and on Thursday they detailed how they did it.…
Cisco to trial direct online sales
Australia the 'vanguard', perhaps with new smallbiz products to make it sensible Cisco's going to have a crack at direct sales online.…
Microsoft floats feelers for fake worlds
Haptic feedback controllers promise to put people in touch with virtual worlds At least two crucial ingredients are missing from virtual and augmented reality: revenue and a sense of touch.…
Will the defendant please rise? Utah State Bar hunts for sender of topless email
Mormons miffed by mammary missive The Utah State Bar is investigating how a picture of a topless woman appeared in an email sent to all its members earlier this week.…
Super Cali makes a fix-it law come into focus
Right to Repair Act in case your phone becomes atrocious A California lawmaker is pushing a new law that would force electronics makers to allow customers to repair devices themselves.…
Bots don't spread fake news on Twitter, people do, say MIT researchers
New paper explains why we can't handle the truth False news spreads faster and reaches more people than the truth on Twitter and humans are more to blame than bots, according to a paper published in Science on Thursday.…
Analysis suggests North Korea not behind Olympic Destroyer malware attack
Code creators worked hard to make it look like that, however A close analysis of the code that took down part of the 2018 Winter Olympics infrastructure appears to show a cunning plan to make it look as though the culprit was North Korea.…
Will the stock market drop Dropbox like it's hot? Numbers say no
Profits likely this year, unlike some competitors Analysis A look at Dropbox's IPO filing suggests a conservative company controlling costs and heading towards profitability this year.…
UK data watchdog raids companies suspected of 11 million nuisance texts
Computers and documents in the bag, please The Information Commissioner's Office has raided two companies thought to be behind 11 millions nuisance texts sent to the public.…
Administrator PwC chops Maplin staff
'Controlled store closure' process looms for retailer PwC has laid off a number of staff at Maplin Electronics as the future of the retail chain continues to look bleak with potential suitors unable to agree terms and a "controlled closure" process imminent.…
Info Commissioner tears into Google's 'call us journalists' trial defence
No wriggling out of regulation, snarls ICO chief UK Information Commissioner Elizabeth Denham has declared war on Google, urging the High Court to throw out the ad biz's defences in the Right To Be Forgotten trial because they are "impermissibly broad".…
SAP corruption probe: Indication of misconduct in South African public sector deals
Millions coughed up in commissions German ERP giant SAP has admitted irregularities and indications of misconduct in its South African business following a major corruption probe related to public sector deals worth almost $50m.…
Your entire ID is worth £820 to crooks on dark web black market
Fullz and their money are soon parted Fraudsters operating on the dark web could buy a person's entire identity ("fullz" in the cybercrook lingo) for just £820.…
Yes, Alexa is all very well... but we want YOU to talk machine learning and AI
MCubed call for papers open now MCubed returns to London in October, and we want to hear how your organisation is using artificial intelligence, machine learning algorithms, deep learning, and predictive analytics to solve real world business and technology problems.…
Oracle UK's profits have more than halved
Sales slide and tax repayments blamed Oracle's vital statistics in the UK have moved in the wrong direction – at least from Big Red's perspective – with sales and profits slumping in the year ended 31 May 2017, accounts filed at Companies House this week reveal.…
For all we know, aliens could be as careless with space junk as us
Astroboffin suggests scanning exoplanets for xenocrap in orbit A physicist at the Instituto de Astrofisica de Canarias in the Canary Islands has proposed a way by which planet hunters might detect advanced alien technology.…
Does Parliament or Google decide when your criminal past is forgotten?
Right To Be Forgotten trial reaches halfway mark "It's never been suggested that the public have some right to require the press to impart information to them," barrister Hugh Tomlinson QC told the Right To Be Forgotten trial in London's High Court yesterday.…
China looks set to pip Uncle Sam at the post in exascale computer race
Tianhe-3 rig a year in front of stateside supers Analysis China is to take a clear lead in the exascale superdupercomputer race - its Tianhe-3 system looks to be a whole year ahead of the US's best efforts.…
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