Grrl Power

Not the most surprising turn of events, admittedly. Math was like let me look at some anatomy charts for youse guys so I don't accidentally explode your appendoid, or your vom deference, or your pancreatic couscous , or your cumulonimbus[...] Read the rest of this entry...

Math is one of those guys who punches iron bowl full of hot gravel every morning. The skin on his knuckles and the back of his fingers is like the sole of an elephant's foot. He also does a bunch[...] Read the rest of this entry...

In reality, I don't actually know how much of a speed advantage the smaller guy has in a fight. Overall mass is probably more of a factor. A chonky 5' fighter vs a 6' 4'' lanky dude? I suppose fighting[...] Read the rest of this entry...

Math decided he wanted to fight a bunch of professional Space Marshall Adventurer Mercenaries who all have at least a foot on him. Taking bets! Cora thought 3 to 1 in favor of her boys was fair, but Dabbler thinks[...] Read the rest of this entry...

Very select, eagle-eyed readers may have noticed a slight shift in the art on today's page. (I'll pause here for you to go reexamine it in case you missed it.) The important point being that if you noticed on your[...] Read the rest of this entry...

If Sciona could figure out a way to package her toe sparkles and sell them in dime bags, she'd be rich. Also, I assume there's some gap between a new drug hitting the street and it being declared illegal, especially[...] Read the rest of this entry...

Doc Chevy is super interested in Frix's Tissue Recombobulator. Her powers accelerate the body's natural repair mechanisms, but she's become about 8x more effective with her abilities since she got her doctorate. She's trained as a trauma surgeon, but her[...] Read the rest of this entry...

Obviously Jabber takes the shape of her body and center of gravity into account when doing all her Hi-Keebas, but even though her chest has more weight than Sydney's, it's not like she's swinging around a pair of kettlebells. You[...] Read the rest of this entry...

Yay! Back to Sydney and crew! A few quick explanations. Sydney is practicing keeping the orbs off to the side somewhere as there will probably be situations where they can get in the way while orbiting her head. Such as[...] Read the rest of this entry...

Hagfish are revolting. Just go to youtube and search it. Just for fun, here's a snippet from Wikipedia; Hagfish can exude copious quantities of a milky and fibrous slime or mucus, from specialized slime glands. When released in seawater, the[...] Read the rest of this entry...

They're speaking Chinese, BTW. I forgot to put the <brackets> around their dialog. I have no idea what the symbol on the carpet says. It could be praise for Puyi, the last emperor of China. It could also say carpet."[...] Read the rest of this entry...

Sydney's Law of Might-as-Well-Have-Been Intended Consequences states that a superheroine in her civvy disguise tagging along on a first responder's call will absolutely cause the situation to escalate, forcing her to choose between revealing her identity, doing nothing (which is[...] Read the rest of this entry...

If sitcoms have have taught us anything (and I will admit that an alarming amount of my knowledge comes from similar sources) it's that firefighters and police have cartoonish rivalries. What would you ask a stunt person? A stunter, if[...] Read the rest of this entry...

(Sorry about the delay in getting the page up but the hosting site has some issues last night. Enjoy!) I guess Harper" passes! And not in a way that involves tucking. I'm making a drag reference here, people. I mean[...] Read the rest of this entry...

There's a variant of the Shelby GT500, made or tweaked or... I'm not sure how all that works... Anyway the tweak is by a company called Hennessey, who I guess does car... stuff? But their version has between 1,000 and[...] Read the rest of this entry...

I did start writing the actual smash cut page to see what the bad guys" are up to, but as I was working on it I realized I wasn't quite sure where it was going, so I decided to do[...] Read the rest of this entry...

You're handsier than a: Frat bro whose dad is a judge. A TSA agent desperate to make his contraband quota. A happy ending competition. A blind guy lost at a nudist resort. A beloved actor from your childhood who is[...] Read the rest of this entry...

Sydney's comment about bisexting was legitimately a typo, then instead of fixing it, I was like, No, I can totally see Sydney saying that. No idea what she was thinking about at the time, or what bisexting might actually be,[...] Read the rest of this entry...

In case you don't recall, Detla was duped into joining Lapha's band of mercenaries when she tried to abduct Maxima the first time. At least that's her story, but despite a slightly creepy sounding race name, Dabbler thinks Stygans are[...] Read the rest of this entry...

I mean, if you do have to hide a bomb somewhere... Well, okay, if there is such a place as a museum of famous movie bombs, that would almost seem to be too obvious a place to stick it. I[...] Read the rest of this entry...

Dabbler's stash probably looks like a 20 year WoW* veteran's stash, ready to outfit any new toon of any class from level 1-99** with uniques and set items, but also neato rares and honestly a lot of trash, because she[...] Read the rest of this entry...

Not really sure what all to say about this page. Tenri goes to demon college and hangs out with demons and other exotic beings, but this is really the first time she's been tangled up in intrigue of this scale.[...] Read the rest of this entry...

Gellen is supposed to look like a (very tall, buff) yaoi pretty boy, but man, I am not practiced at drawing that. I've talked extensively about money in a post scarcity society, and generally came to the conclusion that the[...] Read the rest of this entry...

Hey babe, you didn't say you were bringing the guy I've been having disjointed yet vivid sex dreams about. A little heads up would have helped avoid this awkward situation. But then, that's what dating is about, isn't it? A[...] Read the rest of this entry...

Dreams are about processing the day's interactions as memories are sorted away... is something people say about dreams but which I firmly believe is total BS. If that was the case, why does anyone dream about anything other than the[...] Read the rest of this entry...

Happy eclipse day if it happens to be basically passing straight over your house like where I am. I'm actually a little south of it but I think we'll get about 2.5 minutes of total eclipse here. Be sure to[...] Read the rest of this entry...

I apologize for the horribly unrealistic part of this page, in which we see a teenage succubus texting in complete sentences with no emojis in sight. I don't know why I took time out to dunk on Oak Island, but[...] Read the rest of this entry...

Is Garamm bad at his job? Probably. I mean, that was a fairly suspicious setup. But - college is a time for experimentation, and if college romp movies have taught us anything... well, it's that men are either Aryan looking[...] Read the rest of this entry...

This page exists because of all the times I've seen people get possessed in shows, and their eyes change, and I can't help but think, That has to hurt." I don't think I've ever seen it addressed in any show[...] Read the rest of this entry...

Yeah, I know Sydney still has possessed eyes. That will be addressed on the next page. Fire Jail" I assume involves a moat, and the guards would be firefighters. Maybe there'd be one of those shower heads that lowers the[...] Read the rest of this entry...

The room is still lit with red, windy light (windy light?) but I've color corrected (and wind corrected?) it for your viewing convenience. Is this torture? Considering this is something Sydney might eat anyway, no? Except Lapha is obviously experiencing[...] Read the rest of this entry...

I think about 90% of you predicted this. I like to keep you guys guessing, but sometimes it would truly make no sense if the characters don't at least try the obvious path. The name of the dish is The[...] Read the rest of this entry...

Welp, Sydney's mind has gotten bored with the situation. Really, that's no surprise, seeing as how they stuck her in a light beige room. Would it kill them to maybe print a nice landscape on the canvas? Sure, if someone[...] Read the rest of this entry...

Well, it looks like Lapha has one card left to play. Imagine having to start over with Sydney. You'd have to show her SO MUCH sci-fi and cartoons in order to try and reboot her memories - assuming that's even[...] Read the rest of this entry...

Maxima will get around to lambasting and/or threatening Lapha, but as Sydney is secured, she's allowing herself a little preamble. Also she's hoping it throws Lapha off her game a little. It will probably have limited effect, however, if Lapha[...] Read the rest of this entry...

This page made me sad. Poor Lapha. If you're wondering how she went from flame thing hovering in a circular thing to guttersnipe, well, eventually someone went to check on her parents and found her. She was given a children's[...] Read the rest of this entry...

Happy leap comic! If today wasn't a leap year, it would make zero difference in when you received this page, so... there's that? Don't feel too bad, Sydney. Don't know you that you're judged by your enemies' regard for you?[...] Read the rest of this entry...

In case you were wondering, one attocentury is 3.1556926 nanoseconds, according to google. I didn't do the math this time so it's probably accurate. Not that attocentury is a real term, though how crazy would it have been if it[...] Read the rest of this entry...

Woo! Page 1234! Arbitrary numbers! Next stop, 1236 (each number being the sum of the previous numbers... well, except for the 2... I cause the sum of 1 is just 1, so I guess that only works if we're talking[...] Read the rest of this entry...

Well, the immediate emergency has passed, so it's time for a quick exposition. It doesn't help mitigate the situation, but at least Sydney and Harem have a better idea of what they're dealing with. The relatively recent emancipation legislation" means[...] Read the rest of this entry...

Lots of speculation on the previous pages, and quite a few of you called this outcome. This was broadly hinted at in the bonus comic for the Sydney Surrogate NSFW post a few months back. While canon, I'm not actually[...] Read the rest of this entry...

I think everyone guessed this page was coming. Also, it being a 4 panel mostly full of Lapha reveling, I expect there won't be too much to really talk about, other than how Sydney is getting another stamp on her[...] Read the rest of this entry...