Grrl Power

Hagfish are revolting. Just go to youtube and search it. Just for fun, here's a snippet from Wikipedia; Hagfish can exude copious quantities of a milky and fibrous slime or mucus, from specialized slime glands. When released in seawater, the[...] Read the rest of this entry...

They're speaking Chinese, BTW. I forgot to put the <brackets> around their dialog. I have no idea what the symbol on the carpet says. It could be praise for Puyi, the last emperor of China. It could also say carpet."[...] Read the rest of this entry...

Sydney's Law of Might-as-Well-Have-Been Intended Consequences states that a superheroine in her civvy disguise tagging along on a first responder's call will absolutely cause the situation to escalate, forcing her to choose between revealing her identity, doing nothing (which is[...] Read the rest of this entry...

If sitcoms have have taught us anything (and I will admit that an alarming amount of my knowledge comes from similar sources) it's that firefighters and police have cartoonish rivalries. What would you ask a stunt person? A stunter, if[...] Read the rest of this entry...

(Sorry about the delay in getting the page up but the hosting site has some issues last night. Enjoy!) I guess Harper" passes! And not in a way that involves tucking. I'm making a drag reference here, people. I mean[...] Read the rest of this entry...

There's a variant of the Shelby GT500, made or tweaked or... I'm not sure how all that works... Anyway the tweak is by a company called Hennessey, who I guess does car... stuff? But their version has between 1,000 and[...] Read the rest of this entry...

I did start writing the actual smash cut page to see what the bad guys" are up to, but as I was working on it I realized I wasn't quite sure where it was going, so I decided to do[...] Read the rest of this entry...

You're handsier than a: Frat bro whose dad is a judge. A TSA agent desperate to make his contraband quota. A happy ending competition. A blind guy lost at a nudist resort. A beloved actor from your childhood who is[...] Read the rest of this entry...

Sydney's comment about bisexting was legitimately a typo, then instead of fixing it, I was like, No, I can totally see Sydney saying that. No idea what she was thinking about at the time, or what bisexting might actually be,[...] Read the rest of this entry...

In case you don't recall, Detla was duped into joining Lapha's band of mercenaries when she tried to abduct Maxima the first time. At least that's her story, but despite a slightly creepy sounding race name, Dabbler thinks Stygans are[...] Read the rest of this entry...

I mean, if you do have to hide a bomb somewhere... Well, okay, if there is such a place as a museum of famous movie bombs, that would almost seem to be too obvious a place to stick it. I[...] Read the rest of this entry...

Dabbler's stash probably looks like a 20 year WoW* veteran's stash, ready to outfit any new toon of any class from level 1-99** with uniques and set items, but also neato rares and honestly a lot of trash, because she[...] Read the rest of this entry...

Not really sure what all to say about this page. Tenri goes to demon college and hangs out with demons and other exotic beings, but this is really the first time she's been tangled up in intrigue of this scale.[...] Read the rest of this entry...

Gellen is supposed to look like a (very tall, buff) yaoi pretty boy, but man, I am not practiced at drawing that. I've talked extensively about money in a post scarcity society, and generally came to the conclusion that the[...] Read the rest of this entry...

Hey babe, you didn't say you were bringing the guy I've been having disjointed yet vivid sex dreams about. A little heads up would have helped avoid this awkward situation. But then, that's what dating is about, isn't it? A[...] Read the rest of this entry...

Dreams are about processing the day's interactions as memories are sorted away... is something people say about dreams but which I firmly believe is total BS. If that was the case, why does anyone dream about anything other than the[...] Read the rest of this entry...

Happy eclipse day if it happens to be basically passing straight over your house like where I am. I'm actually a little south of it but I think we'll get about 2.5 minutes of total eclipse here. Be sure to[...] Read the rest of this entry...

I apologize for the horribly unrealistic part of this page, in which we see a teenage succubus texting in complete sentences with no emojis in sight. I don't know why I took time out to dunk on Oak Island, but[...] Read the rest of this entry...

Is Garamm bad at his job? Probably. I mean, that was a fairly suspicious setup. But - college is a time for experimentation, and if college romp movies have taught us anything... well, it's that men are either Aryan looking[...] Read the rest of this entry...

This page exists because of all the times I've seen people get possessed in shows, and their eyes change, and I can't help but think, That has to hurt." I don't think I've ever seen it addressed in any show[...] Read the rest of this entry...

Yeah, I know Sydney still has possessed eyes. That will be addressed on the next page. Fire Jail" I assume involves a moat, and the guards would be firefighters. Maybe there'd be one of those shower heads that lowers the[...] Read the rest of this entry...

The room is still lit with red, windy light (windy light?) but I've color corrected (and wind corrected?) it for your viewing convenience. Is this torture? Considering this is something Sydney might eat anyway, no? Except Lapha is obviously experiencing[...] Read the rest of this entry...

I think about 90% of you predicted this. I like to keep you guys guessing, but sometimes it would truly make no sense if the characters don't at least try the obvious path. The name of the dish is The[...] Read the rest of this entry...

Welp, Sydney's mind has gotten bored with the situation. Really, that's no surprise, seeing as how they stuck her in a light beige room. Would it kill them to maybe print a nice landscape on the canvas? Sure, if someone[...] Read the rest of this entry...

Well, it looks like Lapha has one card left to play. Imagine having to start over with Sydney. You'd have to show her SO MUCH sci-fi and cartoons in order to try and reboot her memories - assuming that's even[...] Read the rest of this entry...

Maxima will get around to lambasting and/or threatening Lapha, but as Sydney is secured, she's allowing herself a little preamble. Also she's hoping it throws Lapha off her game a little. It will probably have limited effect, however, if Lapha[...] Read the rest of this entry...

This page made me sad. Poor Lapha. If you're wondering how she went from flame thing hovering in a circular thing to guttersnipe, well, eventually someone went to check on her parents and found her. She was given a children's[...] Read the rest of this entry...

Happy leap comic! If today wasn't a leap year, it would make zero difference in when you received this page, so... there's that? Don't feel too bad, Sydney. Don't know you that you're judged by your enemies' regard for you?[...] Read the rest of this entry...

In case you were wondering, one attocentury is 3.1556926 nanoseconds, according to google. I didn't do the math this time so it's probably accurate. Not that attocentury is a real term, though how crazy would it have been if it[...] Read the rest of this entry...

Woo! Page 1234! Arbitrary numbers! Next stop, 1236 (each number being the sum of the previous numbers... well, except for the 2... I cause the sum of 1 is just 1, so I guess that only works if we're talking[...] Read the rest of this entry...

Well, the immediate emergency has passed, so it's time for a quick exposition. It doesn't help mitigate the situation, but at least Sydney and Harem have a better idea of what they're dealing with. The relatively recent emancipation legislation" means[...] Read the rest of this entry...

Lots of speculation on the previous pages, and quite a few of you called this outcome. This was broadly hinted at in the bonus comic for the Sydney Surrogate NSFW post a few months back. While canon, I'm not actually[...] Read the rest of this entry...

I think everyone guessed this page was coming. Also, it being a 4 panel mostly full of Lapha reveling, I expect there won't be too much to really talk about, other than how Sydney is getting another stamp on her[...] Read the rest of this entry...

So I'm experimenting with doing fewer panels without cutting down the content too much, or at least the dialog. It won't work for every page, sometimes the dialog will be better served with back and forth expressions and reactions, but[...] Read the rest of this entry...

The lizard guy is Garamm, from the fight with the space mercs that took place in NYC, and it should be obvious by now that the one running Tenri's body is Lapha. You can't just grab an AEtholith off of[...] Read the rest of this entry...

There's a fair bit of disagreement as to what would really happen if Sydney pulled her little stunt IRL. For instance, turning all the Oxygen into Nitrogen, well, first off, is she turning O, or O2, or is she breaking[...] Read the rest of this entry...

This page is a tad busy admittedly, but I couldn't resist a little aside back to the base to show Arianna just... aging a little bit each time Sydney's name suddenly gets a bunch of social media hits. I don't[...] Read the rest of this entry...

Sydney has been wanting to try this since she figured out how to do the nitrogen trick in Galytn. She just didn't think it through all the way. She figured, change Oxygen to Nitrogen, everyone passes out, then change it[...] Read the rest of this entry...

Quite a few people mentioned in the comments on the prior page that OG Doctor Who had a budget of about 17 per episode, and the sweaters that I identified as UNIT specific costuming was probably just a standard British[...] Read the rest of this entry...

If you know someone who is very competent and self-sufficient, seeing them curled up under a blanket acting enfeebled has to be a bit disconcerting the first time. Sure, we all know guys who get a 4-inch slash on their[...] Read the rest of this entry...

The short-haired not-Sydney in panels 1 and 2 is a girl who mans the Archon merch counter on their high traffic days. Which, most of them are now, but like, Wednesday through Saturday specifically. She hasn't been named in the[...] Read the rest of this entry...

Succubi don't get any tantric energy from self inflicted pleasure, but they still get the self inflicted pleasure, so... they still do occasionally partake. The radial mile of ground obsidification and associated fires she started in Galytn weren't technically forest[...] Read the rest of this entry...

When one of Parfait's spells backfires, it really backfires. Imagine plunging the depths of a dungeon, fighting monsters after monster, each one worse than the last (which in my opinion is a poor way to protect your treasure. I mean,[...] Read the rest of this entry...

If you look back at the previous page, Parfait cast her lavender spell which got turned back on her, but you can also see the red spell coming out of the back of her sigil and dropping out of the[...] Read the rest of this entry...