Sandra and Woo

Larisa: What’s wrong, Zoey? Why are you lying there like that? Zoey: I’m dead. Larisa: Oh. Larisa: I’d be sadder if you’d been a nicer person in life. Zoey: Now I’m even more dead.

Poor Zoey. Zoey: Taylor’s name is written in green on this ballot. There’s only one student in our class who writes with a green pen…! Zoey: Michelle… voted for Taylor…… Zoey: … I may as well just lie down and die.

Zoey: Hmmm… Zoey: And five for Taylor. Darn, everything’s been counted correctly. Zoey: Wait!

Zoey: Mr. Carter, I’d like to talk to you about our class rep election. Mr. Carter: Class rep election, huh? That reminds me of what happened to Oliver, my best friend in fourth grade. Mr. Carter: He received the most votes. But then the teacher suddenly announced a second round between him and the girl […]

Zoey: The election isn’t over yet! Teacher: What do you mean? Zoey: Sandra didn’t get the absolute majority. There must be a second round for the two of us! And I’ll win that one easily! Sandra only got the votes of her best friends. All those who didn’t vote for her will vote for me […]

+4.8% (or -4.8%) per minute is NOT an exaggeration when it comes to Bitcoin…

I really like how the advertising posters turned out. Here are the originals: 1st poster feat. Robert Kennedy 2nd poster feat. John F. Kennedy 3rd poster feat. Konrad Adenauer 4th poster feat. Ludwig Erhard

I currently suffer from some minor health problems. Most notably, I’m constantly getting colds. There’s also some other stuff I have to take care of. Nothing serious, but we may miss a couple of updates if it goes on like this.

That sign in the first panel should look more like a poster. I will post an updated version soon.

Fast News: Breaking! Multiple eyewitnesses now confirm that @Zoey eats her boogers! FastNews: Fact: @Taylor asked Mrs. Gallagher to make the next math test extra hard! Poster: VOTE SANDRA AS NEW CLASS REP Zoey: Stop spreading fake news about the other candidates! Larisa: Please don’t be so culturally insensitive! Voter manipulation through alternative news is […]

Woo: Looks like you’re gonna be spending the next month here with me and Sandra. Arcturus: Yeah. Arcturus: I’m super bored. How long till I can get out again? Woo: One month… Arcturus: ….. And now?

Sirius: How are you, Arci? Arcturus: My shoulder hurts. But it isn’t too bad. Vega: Look, I brought you some cherries! Arcturus: Wow. Thank you, Vega! Vega: You should have seen how Canopi attacked the bobcat! It was so cool! Canopus: Yeah. I scratched his eyes out! Lily: Well, you know how the saying goes… […]

Bob Hayer: It’s essential that Arcturus rests his left arm for at least one month. If it heals well, he may even be able to climb again someday. Sandra: I’ll take good care of him! Bob Hayer: Tell your rascals that they may only sustain life-threatening injuries during my opening hours in the future! Sandra: […]

Sandra: Thank you so much, Mr. Hayer. I’d– Bob Hayer: Yeah, whatever. Now get outta here! I have to clean up! Bob Hayer: Aww, aren’t you the most adorable little furball? Arcturus: Mmm.

Here are two diagrams that show how often the main and supporting characters of Sandra and Woo appeared in each year. Note that there were only 20 strips in 2008. The last year saw a renaissance of Cloud who appeared more often than in the previous three years combined. Sandra appeared in almost 70% of […]

Finally beginning to feel better after one week of sickness… Sandra: Mr. Hayer, please open the door!! Bob Hayer: I’m coming, jeez…! Bob Hayer: What’s up? Sandra: Woo’s kit’s badly injured! You have to help him!! Bob Hayer: Not during the deciding game of the N.B.A. finals! Sandra: Pleeeease!! Bob Hayer: I should’ve become a […]

WOO-HOO! Patreon won’t change their fee structure in the proposed way: This wouldn’t have been possible without the help of all people who wrote mails to Patreon or communicated their condemnation of Patreon’s new fee structure in some other way. So once again: Thank you to all of you!

Lily: What happened?! Canopus: A bobcat attacked Arci! And then he fell on a pitchfork! Lily: Oh no!! Canopus: Should we get him off the prong? Lily: I don’t know, Canopi, wouldn’t he lose even more blood that way…? Canopus: Vega went to get Sandra. Maybe she’ll know what to do. Vega: I know what […]

Vega: Say something, Arci! Arcturus: Mbmbml. Canopus: Mommy! Canopus: MOMMY!! Canopus: MOMMY!!!

May I have your attention, please?! As you know, Powree receives a large part of her monthly income from our Patreon campaign. However, Patreon announced a new fee structure yesterday. And the change can only be called a giant slap in the face of creators like us who rely heavily on people contributing small amounts […]

Canopus: Let go of my brother, beast! Bobcat: Wha-?! Bobcat: AIEEEEE Vega: ARCI!

Vega: WAAH! Vega: ARCI! Arcturus: AUGH!

Vega: The first cherries are already ripe, Arci! Arcturus: Yay! Arcturus: They’re delicious, Vega! Vega: Yeah!

Ye Thuza: Hi, I’m “The Dark Knight Rises.” My plot has more holes than the body of a wannabe spree killer at an NRA convention. Ye Thuza: I’m “Prometheus.” My characters have about as much common sense as a mentally handicapped amoeba. Ye Thuza: I’m “Snowpiercer.” I’m in the Guinness Book of World Records for […]

Loosely based on a very funny Reddit comment I read. Sign: Red Delicious Larisa: Red Delicious?! Those still get sold… and bought?! Larisa: You may be red, but you sure as hell ain’t “delicious,” you bland and mealy excuse for an apple! Sandra: Calm down, Larisa, people are staring. Larisa: Calm down?! Larisa: How can […]

Cloud: Three things are certain in life. Death, taxes, and that I’ll never ever wear a skirt again! Cloud: Whoa! Sandra: You’re the sweetest boy in the whole world! Cloud: On the other hand, that frilled red skirt looked kinda cute…

I’m currently looking for (comic) printing companies located in the United States that also ship to end customers as part of their service. So far, I’ve contacted Ka-Blam, TopatoCo and 4th Dimension. I already eliminated the Print-on-Demand companies Lulu and CreateSpace from my consideration. If anyone of you knows another potentially interesting printing company, please […]

Sandra: In a modern relationship, both partners have equal rights and duties. Cloud: Uh-huh. Sandra: I, however, prefer a more traditional assignment of roles, with one partner wearing the pants and the other… Sandra: … a cute summer skirt with floral patterns! Cloud: Al Bundy warned us about you cheeky minxes. But did we listen […]

On our Gaia website, I created three posts during the last years in which I asked our readers to ask me general questions about the comic. Since that proved to be a quite popular format with lots of questions being asked, I figured that it may also be something our Sandra and Woo readers might […]

Student #1: Hey, dweeb! Rumor has it that Larisa’s made you her little boy toy. Landon: So what? Student #1: So what’s the secret of your success? Landon: I’m sorry, but that’s confidential! Student #1: Come on! Give us a few hints! Student #2: It’s just not fair how these nerds always get the hottest […]

Zoey: How long will you keep lying to yourself? Landon: What do you mean? Zoey: Let me explain. Zoey: Larisa and you have nothing in common. Your relationship is solely based on physical attraction. To add insult to injury, Larisa doesn’t even find you particularly handsome. She’s only with you because she can bend you […]

Caption: Sandra and Woo Strip #935 – SOME ASSEMBLY REQUIRED Caption: Illustration may differ from the original. Woo: You know, sometimes the world seems like a pretty mean place. Sandra: That’s why girls are so soft and cuddly. Woo: … Yeah…

Article: “IBM: We increased the reaction capacity of our AI system by 100% this quarter!” Caption: What the public hears. Caption: What a software developer hears. Article: “IBM: We increased the efficiency of our AI system by 200% this quarter!” Manual: Compiler Flags | -o3: Activates full code optimization for release versions. Software developer: Ohh, […]

Sandra: How can you possibly be that perverted all the time?! Larisa: I’m just a natural! Sandra: You say that like it’s a good thing! Sandra: Teach me your ways, demon girl! I want to make Cloud blush like an embarrassed tomato! The Devil: As you can see, ladies, our future senior manager is making […]

Sandra: Well, I’m glad you guys were so honest with each other. Nothing’s worse than someone getting the wrong idea. Luna: Yes. Benjamin: That’s right. Luna: Benny, could you please repeat your answer to Larisa’s question? I didn’t quite catch it because Sandra was screaming so loud. Sandra: L-u-n-a!!

Larisa: Well, Luna, what do you say now that this handsome lad has confessed his love? Luna: I… I don’t know. Luna: It’s very nice that he thinks I’m cute. But he’s not really my type… Larisa: Aww, that’s too bad. Larisa: How big is your–? … Maybe she’ll reconsider. Sandra: L-a-r-i-s-a!!

Larisa: Does someone have a c-r-u-s-h?! Benjamin: Ha ha…! That was just the fruit punch talking! Fruit punch: Dirty liar! Larisa: Now come on, Benny! Don’t tell me you don’t imagine what it would be like to spend a night with Luna… Larisa: … what it would be like to look into her sparkling eyes […]

Sandra: Vega’s really loving you to bits, Luna, huh? Benjamin: That’s because she’s such a sweet cutie pie! Sound: The chirping of the crickets Benjamin: I just remembered that I forgot to turn off the stove! See you soon! Larisa: You stay right here, young man!

Luna: Aww, Vega’s trying to eat me. So cute! Luna: Help! Vega’s trying to eat me!! Vega: Frozen in terror, the prey lets out a last desperate cry for help.

Caption: Good party. Caption: Better party. Caption: Best party.