Sandra and Woo

Most tags ever! Sandra: That’s a weird way to celebrate the 10th anniversary of Sandra and Woo. Woo: It’s the start of a countdown! Stereo: It’s the final countdown! Ta-da da daa Ta-da da da daaa Sandy South: Where’d 5 go, Qoo? Qoo: Not a clue, boss. But it reeks of foul play! Sandy South: […]

Ruth is a level 5 carnivore, after all.

That’s Crushbruiser from Dan Long’s defunct comedy webcomic Edmund Finney’s Quest to Find the Meaning of Life.

What do you think will happen at the end of the countdown? Let your imagination run wild in the comment section of this blog post.

10 years of Sandra and Woo! Sandra: That’s a weird way to celebrate the 10th anniversary of Sandra and Woo. Woo: It’s the start of a countdown! Stereo: It’s the final countdown! Ta-da da daa Ta-da da da daaa

The next update will be published one day later than usual, on Friday instead of Thursday.

Cloud: You can have a lot of fun with a cheerful girl like this. But it can also be very exhausting. Cloud: If you’re very introverted, this girl may be the better choice. Book cover: Go – History and Stories Boy: But I thought that opposites attract? Cloud: Only to a certain extent. Girl: Excellent […]

Henry: I’m just too ugly to get a nice girlfriend. Cloud: Don’t say that. Girls don’t care as much about looks as boys do. Cloud: There are lots of things you can do to impress a girl. I’m sure there’s something you’re particularly good at. Henry: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm… Henry: … No, I’m completely average in just […]

Ethan: Hannah is so pretty! She’s totally out of my league, though! I’d rather ask Julia to go to the dance with me. Cloud: And that’s where you’re wrong, Ethan! Cloud: Because, you see, Julia has read too many Cosmo articles and therefore has impossibly high standards. Julia: Too short. Too thin. Too dull. Too […]

Horse girls are enticing. Don’t fall for them! Or you’re a goner. Sign: Dating Tips for Boys – Part 1 of 4 Ethan: I wish I had a girlfriend… Cloud: It’s true, having a girlfriend like Sandra is the best thing in the world! But: Being single is way better than a bad relationship! Ethan: […]

Woo: Sometimes the owner needs to be petted. Good pets know that!

Sandra: Stupid competition…! The only good thing is that nobody but Zoey will care– Poster: ZOEY – THE GLORIOUS WINNER! – SMARTER & MORE ATHLETIC & THE BETTER KISSER Crowd: Zoey! Zoey! Zoey! Boy: Only 4.7 points in tongue technique? Duuuuuuude! Sandra: This is gonna be a long week…

Sandra: I can’t believe Larisa gave my tongue technique only 4.7 points! Sandra: That was a setup! My tongue technique is superb! Sandra: See? Woo: Please excuse me. I think I have to throw up. Sandra: You’re such a gentleman!

SPLOSH There are four strips remaining in this story arc, and they’ll be among the best ones!

Is it blasphemous to make Ganesha go “Toot”?

I have posted the top 12 of the Gaia artwork contest: John J. God: I’m trying out your fate alteration engine, Fortuna. Fortuna: But you’re not allowed to do that! Only I may use it! John J. God: I don’t care. It’s too much fun to mess with mortals’ destinies. Fortuna: No! Please stop that! […]

It’s time! Time for the top 12 of the Gaia artwork contest 2018! The submissions are ordered from place #12 to #1. As you can see, we’ve received an amazing selection of great art this year again. I was a bit worried if we’ll receive enough worthy entries for a contest limited to just Gaia, […]

I have posted the top 12 of the Gaia artwork contest: Update [3 September 2018]: I added a caption to the last panel so that it’s easier to understand what is going on. Zoey: Ha ha! Match point! Zoey: ? Sandra: ? Sign: Fate Alteration Engine Fortuna: John, what are you doing there?

I have posted the submissions placed 13 or lower of this year’s Gaia artwork contest: Letter: 28 August 2018 Dear Miss North, We regret to inform you that we’ve grown tired of the current story arc. One reason for that is that it’s been running for almost four months now. Above all, however, we resent […]

Our yearly Gaia artwork contest ended on Sunday. Today, I’m showing you all the submissions that didn’t make it into the top 12. There are some very nice pieces of artwork among them, so you should definitely check them out as well. In a couple of days, I will post the top 10! First, let’s […]

Caption: The decisive point. Sandra: Mine! Sandra: Got it! Ha ha… Sandra: … ha… … Sandra: Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Larisa: Top of the class, and voted most likely to succeed. Cloud: I, too, fear for the future of this country.

Sandra: Time-out! Zoey: Time-out? For what? Drinking? Luna: Smooching! Zoey: You can’t take a time-out for smooching! That’s against the rules! That’s ridiculous! That’s… Zoey: … really mean because I don’t have anyone to smooch with.

Our yearly Gaia artwork contest will end next week! The Sandra and Woo artwork contest will follow later this year. The prize money for the Gaia artwork contest is $750! So don’t miss your chance to become one of the winners! Zoey and Michelle: I’ve got it! Zoey: AIIIEE! MY FOOT!! Zoey: I’m never gonna […]

Our yearly Gaia artwork contest has started! The Sandra and Woo artwork contest will follow later this year. The prize money for the Gaia artwork contest is $750! So don’t miss your chance to become one of the winners! Luna: Achtung! My jump serve is a dangerous weapon! Sandra: Hear that, Zoey!? Luna: HAYAA Sandra: […]

Our yearly Gaia artwork contest has started! The Sandra and Woo artwork contest will follow later this year. The prize money for the Gaia artwork contest is $750! So don’t miss your chance to become one of the winners! Sandra: But you’re a raccoon! A rascal, a little bandit…! Woo: I’m sorry, Sandra. Sandra: All […]

Our yearly Gaia artwork contest has started! The Sandra and Woo artwork contest will follow later this year. The prize money for the Gaia artwork contest is $750! So don’t miss your chance to become one of the winners! Sandra: Quick, Woo! What’s the average gestation period of raccoons? Woo: Hmm… Sandra: It’s somewhere between […]

Our yearly Gaia artwork contest has started! The Sandra and Woo artwork contest will follow later this year. The prize money for the Gaia artwork contest is $750! So don’t miss your chance to become one of the winners! Larisa: Correct, Zoey. The name of the man who introduced raccoons to the German environment in […]

I’m planning a long trip to Japan next year in March or April together with my parents. Do you have any tips about things that we should not miss to see? I’m particularly interested in tips for the following regions: Ryukyu Islands / Okinawa Kyushu Shikoku Kyoto area Tokyo area

Our yearly Gaia artwork contest has just started! The Sandra and Woo artwork contest will follow later this year. The prize money for the Gaia artwork contest is $750! So don’t miss your chance to become one of the winners! Larisa: Correct, Sandra. The word “raccoon” traces back to the Algonquin. Sign: Algonquin Sign: Sioux […]

Some of you were already waiting for this news post: It’s time again for our yearly artwork contest! This time, however, the contest is only for Gaia related artwork! So it’s actually the Gaia artwork contest 2018. The reason for this is that there will be a special Sandra and Woo 10th anniversary contest later […]

From 10 June 2017 to 18 July 2018, the following eight polls ran on the Sandra and Woo website. It’s time to present the results: Poll from 10 June 2017: Our readers were happy to see more of Cloud again in 2017. Poll from 10 June 2017: Given that The Divine Comedy is currently winning […]

Our yearly Gaia artwork contest has just started! The Sandra and Woo artwork contest will follow later this year. The prize money for the Gaia artwork contest is $750! So don’t miss your chance to become one of the winners! YourFireShop.com actually sells fire pit accessories! Sometimes reality writes the best punchlines. I wish I […]