Sandra and Woo

Our yearly Gaia artwork contest has just started! The Sandra and Woo artwork contest will follow later this year. The prize money for the Gaia artwork contest is $750! So don’t miss your chance to become one of the winners! YourFireShop.com actually sells fire pit accessories! Sometimes reality writes the best punchlines. I wish I […]

There is a new poll in the voting widget in the left sidebar: What is your all-time favorite story arc? Zoey: I lost at minigolf! This can’t be happening!! Michelle: Relax, Zoey, it’s not the end of the world. Zoey: This is the end of the world! Now I have to win all three remaining […]

There is a new poll in the voting widget in the left sidebar: What is your all-time favorite story arc? Zoey: The world’s greatest minigolf player Zoey Irwin is getting ready for the deciding putt. Sinking a putt from this distance is, of course, a big challenge! Michelle: That’s a four inch putt, Tiger. Zoey: […]

I have just added a new poll in the voting widget in the left sidebar: “What is your all-time favorite story arc?” To keep things manageable, you can only select among the winners of previous polls about your favorite story arcs. The following characters had the leading role in the listed story arcs: Larisa: 6 […]

There is a new poll in the voting widget in the left sidebar: What is your all-time favorite story arc? Caption: A Look Back – “A look back” is a new feature on Sandra and Woo. In irregular intervals, we will take a look back at funny scenes that took place before the current events […]

Amazing drawing of Larisa in the second panel, truly an excellent job by Powree! Larisa: Are you ready for the next challenge? Are you ready for a sport that combines soccer, parkour and kung fu? Larisa: Are you ready for the audacious handling of highly flammable materials? >Are you ready for Larisaball?! Sandra: No. Zoey: […]

Caption: After a very exhausting match ending in a decisive win by Sandra… Zoey: I’ve seen right through you, Sandra! Zoey: You always act like you’re a good and kind girl. But in reality, no trick is too dirty for you to get your way. Sandra: Dang, I’ve been exposed! Larisa: Hey, you two! Larisa: […]

Zoey: Not so fast, nerdork! Sandra: Augh! Larisa: Ouch. I guess that was a foul. Taylor: All is fair in love, war, and water polo. Larisa: The International Swimming Federation seems to take a different view. Taylor: Effeminate sissies… Sandra: Boop! Boooop! Boooooop! Zoey: AIEEE! Icky! Yucky! Gross! Zoey: That doesn’t count!

After my visits in 2016 and 2017, I also visited the Comic Con Germany in Stuttgart (site map of the main hall) last Saturday. It was once again a lot of fun. I met several German comic artists, bought comics and original artwork, and saw an enormous number of cosplayers with great costumes. In this […]

Click on the following thumbnail to download a wallpaper of the last panel: I hope this strip satisfies your sky-high expectations for the 1000th/1017th Sandra and Woo strip. The next strip will be published on Friday. Also don’t forget to check out my 10 favorite strips from the last 499 published Sandra and Woo strips. […]

Last Saturday, I posted the places 11 to 20 of my favorite Sandra and Woo strips from the last 499 published strips. So, here is the top 10! (In July 2013, I already posted my 20 favorite strips from the first 499 strips: places 11 to 20, places 1 to 10.) 10. [0655] Firearms Expert […]

Here are explanations for all the annotated phrases: (1) She-who-talks-with-spirits A direct translation of the Aztec word “See-o-ahtlah-ma-kas-kay” (cioatlamacasque) for “raccoon” and name of the raccoon goddess in Sandra and Woo. (2) hrair A word taken from the lapine language in Richard Adam’s epic novel “Watership Down” about a group of rabbits, meaning “A big, […]

Here is the 500th strip featuring the Book of Woo. Also check out the places 11 to 20 from my personal top 20 from the last 499 published Sandra and Woo strips.

In July 2013, I posted my 20 favorite strips from the first 499 published Sandra and Woo strips: places 11 to 20, places 1 to 10. In this post, I present you the places 11 to 20 from my 20 favorite strips from the strips numbered #501 to #999. The 500th strip The Book Of […]

Sandra: I never wanted to know how Hillary Zoey felt on election day.

Larisa: It’s really embarrassing how Sandra’s lying on the springboard like that. Cloud: Extremely. Larisa: As her best friends, we can only do one thing in such a situation. Cloud and Larisa: HA HA HA HA HA Sandra: That’s not helpful!!

Sandra: Today, world-famous cliff diver Sandra Norte dares the first descent of the dreaded Tabla Cinco! Sandra: To boldly dive where no man has dived before! Yes, that’s the motto of any true… Sandra: … suicidal maniac!! Girl: Get a move on, girl!

Zoey: Huh? What’s your weird raccoon doing here? Zoey: Then again, he’s quite cute, actually. Zoey: Very cute, actually! Zoey: How much do you want for him? Sandra: I’m not selling my best friend!

Sandra: Zoey, the less we see of each other, the better for both of us. Zoey: For once, you’re right. Sandra: It’s not that horrible to have to look at me! Zoey: Do you think I can use this bathing towel as a blindfold? Michelle: Nah. Zoey: Dang.

Sandra: ? Sandra: Liz, what are you doing? Sandra: Oh. Zoey: Sandra?! Why are you here?

Larisa: It really hurts to get beaten at your own game by an amateur.

Larisa: All right, Luna, now you have to decide who should become your new boyfriend. Boy #1: I’m district champion in tennis. Boy #2: I won a talent show with my magic tricks. Boy #3: I’m a squad leader in the boy scouts. Luna: Ohmygod ohmygod… they’re all so cute!! I want, I want… Luna: […]

Luna: Ooh, look at those super cute boys! Larisa: Yes, they’re really cute! Would you like one of them as your boyfriend? Luna: Yeah…! Larisa: Hey, boys! Would any of you want this sweet girl here as your girlfriend? She thinks you’re really cute! Luna: EEP! Boy #1: Sure, she’s pretty! Boy #2: Yeah, I […]

On 29 April, I finally managed to beat Getting over it with Bennet Foddy in under 10 minutes! After a good number of failed attempts with clear times just above 10 minutes, I eventually achieved a time of 8 min 30 sec 836 msec which would have placed me at position #481 at speedrun.com if […]

Larisa: AIEEE! Larisa: AHH!! ICE WATER! MY ONLY WEAKNESS! Cloud: HA HA HA! Larisa: GRRRR. Cloud: He he… Cloud: Worth it! Young girl: That was my coke!

Larisa: Today, contract killer Larisa Fuoco will give the godmother of the hated Orsetto family, Sandra Lavatore, a lethal dose of H2O. Larisa: Like a ninja, Fuoco sneaks past Lavatore’s guards undetected. Woman: ? Larisa: Naturally, Fuoco would have preferred a lighter as murder weapon, but it was unfortunately confiscated by her mother last Tuesday. […]

Guard: No pets allowed, young lady! Sandra: That’s not a pet. It’s a… really furry leg tumor! Sandra: See? Firmly grown together! Guard: I’m not getting paid enough to deal with complete lunatics. Sandra: Hooray for minimum wage jobs!

Caption: In a secluded area. Sandra: Woo? What are you doing here?! Pets aren’t allowed in the swimming center! Woo: I… kinda missed you and wanted to be with you. Sandra: Aww, that’s so sweet. Woo: Even though it’d be way better if your ugly, furless skin were covered by a thick layer of clothing. […]

Sign: 20 tasty flavors! Sandra: This scoop of chocolate ice cream is like heaven! You have to taste it! Larisa: That’s probably not a good idea. You know, because of my “condition.” Sandra: Come on. Licking it once surely can’t hurt. Larisa: Well, if you insist… Sandra: Ew! Larisa: You were warned.

Sign: 20 tasty flavors! Sandra: I never know which flavor to get. They all taste so good! Larisa: Sandra, Sandra, Sandra, in situations like this you need to listen to your heart! Sandra: Really? Larisa: Yes. Take a deep breath and listen to your inner voice. It’ll tell you exactly what to do. Vendor: What’ll […]

Sandra: The new swimming center is really great! Not only does it have an Olympic-size swimming pool, but also… Sandra: … several ping-pong tables, a beach volleyball court and even a miniature golf course. Sandra: I’m sure this will be a lot of fun! Cloud: Yeah. Sandra: For that, we’d have to stand up, though. […]

After my challenge to come up with your own Sandra and Woo speedrun, one of our readers, Lasse, actually submitted one: Here is what he has to say about his submission: I present to you a speedrun of Sandra and Woo in only 3.7 panels using the famous, but difficult to execute “XSS strategy.” Doesn’t […]

Caption: Chat with SandraTheFirst Cloud: Landon and I are ready for the big raid! Nothing can stop us! Sandra: Nothing? Cloud: Yeah! Sandra: Really?? Cloud: Yeah!!! Sandra: Not even cute girls in bikinis? Cloud: Cute Landon: girls Cloud’s penis: in Landon’s penis: bikinis! Caption: Many years later. Boy: And what happened after your two commanders […]

Based on one of my favorite Peanuts strips where Sally whaps Snoopy. Caption: Chat with FireGirlLarisa Sandra: ⚽ practice was really 😓😓 today! Anyway, in an hour I’ll watch Coco with Cloud 😍 Will probably not see much of the film since we’ll 😚😗 the whole time 😉😄😂 Woo: Hee hee hee. Sandra: Stop giggling, […]

Yesterday, I had a really good run in Getting Over It (see my last post about the game): 1st run: 3h:59m:54s 2nd run: 1h:00m:50s 3rd run: 55m:47s 4th run: 49m:34s 5th run: 24m:22s …? World record, here I come! 😉

I wanted to do a few unconventional strips before the start of the next long story arc. Title: A short history of Pixar Poster: What if bugs had feelings. Poster: What if cars had feelings. Poster: What if feelings had feelings. Title: Film Idea: Tim, the little ______ Ed Catmull: Now you’re going too far, […]

I think this strip works well on its own, and was originally written like that, but it is of course also a reference to the PC game Getting Over It with Bennett Foddy. Getting Over It is a short game that can theoretically be completed in just a few minutes, but it is ridiculously hard […]

Sometimes old geezers like me have to prove that we still have it. So I accepted the challenge and finished the ridiculously hard PC game Getting Over It with Bennett Foddy, and with a pretty good completion time of 1:00:50 h. Getting Over It is a short game that can theoretically be completed in just […]

Yuna: Wheee! Yuna: Higher, mom, higher! Yuna: I can almost reach the off button of my anti-gravity generator! Ye Thuza: Yuna, repeat after me: “In this house, we obey Einstein’s laws of relativistic gravitation!”

Since some of you don’t seem to be fond of speedrunning related comics: This will be the last one about the topic for a while. Teacher: ? Blackboard: Agenda: Ye Thuza: Wa-hoo! Teacher: Mrs. Williams, you can’t wall-clip out of a parent-teacher conference. Ye Thuza: Maybe if I take a run-up…

As written in the comic itself, please feel encouraged to create a speedrun of (parts of) Sandra and Woo of your own. You can send your creation to novil@gmx.de. I will reward the most creative submissions with Bronze/Silver/Gold/Diamond accounts. Sandra: What’s this? Seeoahtlahmakaskay: You shall be blessed for this delicious offering. Larisa: Sandy, may I […]

We will publish only one new Sandra and Woo strip next week because it will take more time to work on the next strip than usual.

There are four new polls that appear in the voting widget in the left sidebar: How old are you? How old is your smartphone? (There’s a separate question for your tablet.) How old is your tablet? (There’s a separate question for your smartphone.) Which of the following story arcs did you like the most? Richard: […]

Student: Thank you for complaining to the principal about Mrs. Gallagher’s math tests. Sandra: You’re welcome. Sandra: I feel all warm and fuzzy inside. It feels really good to have helped your fellow men. Sandra: No, wait… it’s a different kind of feeling. It’s… It’s… Sandra: … the feeling of power! Luna: These two are […]

In a couple of months, I will post the decrypted version of the The Book of Woo. But before that happens, you can still try yourself to decrypt it and win the prize money that I just increased to a whopping $500 If you’re interested in the challenge, you should definitely check out the Book […]