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Why, Robot? Understanding AI ethics
Maybe we're headed for a robo-pocalpse, but let's deal with these other problems first, eh? Not many people know that Isaac Asimov didn’t originally write his three laws of robotics for I, Robot. They actually first appeared in "Runaround", the 1942 short story*. Robots mustn’t do harm, he said, or allow others to come to harm through inaction. They must obey orders given by humans unless they violate the first law. And the robot must protect itself, so long as it doesn’t contravene laws one and two.…
FTC approves Broadcom Brocade buy – if Cisco switch tech is walled off
Both go to Broadcom for their ASIC chips Broadcom's $5.9bn purchase of Brocade has been approved by the US Federal Trade Commission (FTC) so long as Broadcom's technology used in chips for fibre channel switches built for Cisco is walled off from its storage networking business.…
Purdue and NEU coalition breaks HPCG benchmark record
Another highlight from ISC17 in Frankfurt HPC Blog On the HPCG side of the house, Purdue/NEU reigned supreme with their score of 1,394.32. They foiled FAU's plans for a HPC benchmark sweep by topping the Germans by a comfortable margin. Beihang and EPCC took the third and fourth place respectively.…
Mighty Tsinghua crew crushes their cluster rivals in Frankfurt
After winning Asian contest, can they make it a hat-trick in Denver? HPC Blog The ISC Student Cluster Competition is in the record books and now it's time to dive into the numbers and see what happened. This time, we're going to present the results day-by-day and show you how the lead changes hands over time.…
For all the chaos it sows, fewer than 1% of threats are actually ransomware
It does a pretty good job of ruining everything Ransomware dominated the threat landscape last year even though file-encrypting nasties made up less than one in a hundred examples of different Windows malware during 2016.…
Extreme trainspotting on Britain's highest (and windiest) railway
Tibet? Pah! A £20m ride puts the Highlands at your feet Geek's Guide to Britain The world's highest railway is the Xining-Golmud-Lhasa railway at 5,068m (16,627ft) above sea level and running 815km (506 miles). As much a political piece as a transport corridor, the line was designed to fuse China with Tibet – the country the People's Republic invaded and annexed in 1950.…
SpaceX halts Intelsat 35e launch twice in a row
Rocket and payload just fine, try again tomorrow SpaceX's current launch, carrying the geosynchronous satellite Intelsat 35e, hasn't got off the ground yet: two launches in a row have been pulled at the last minute.…
Constant work makes the kilo walk the Planck
Massive news While business around the world closed out a financial quarter or a financial year ahead of June 30, US boffins were working to a different deadline: linking the kilogram to electromagnetism.…
GnuPG crypto library cracked, look for patches
Boffins bust libgcrypt via side-channel Linux users need to check out their distributions to see if a nasty bug in libgcrypt20 has been patched.…
Happy 4th of July: Norks tests another missile
Emergency security talks in Japan, South Korea North Korea's regime remains bent on brinkmanship, with yet another missile test launched and suspicions it reach Japan's Exclusive Economic Zone.…
Medicare data leaks, but who was breached?
We care about your privacy... Medicare numbers in Australia became a lot less useful as a proof-of-identity, with the Australian Federal Police investigating how an unknown number of records ended up for sale on a Tor site.…
In after-hours trade on Monday, NYSE deployed test code to production
Wallow in my DevOps holiday It looks like the New York Stock Exchange took the opportunity of an abridged trading session ahead of the fourth of July to test some code relating to its API.…
SBU claims Russia was behind NotPetya
So does ESET, which reckons the malware spread better than its authors expected Ukraine's security service, which last week called on international help to trace the “NotPetya” outbreak, has upped the ante, accusing Russia of being the source of the malware.…
Android 'forensic' app pulled from Google Play after vulnerability report
MITM, remote code execution If you use an app called eVestigator, billed as checking Android phones for compromise, delete it.…
America's net neutrality rage hits academia
Corporate shill allegations spark furious response Special report In an extraordinary flurry of allegations, personal insults and legal threats, net neutrality has entered the world of academia.…
What does an enterprise cloud look like?
What's here already, what's missing Sysadmin blog In late 2014 I wrote about Software Defined Infrastructure (SDI). I revisited this early last year. This year I expect the first mainstream SDI blocks to emerge, likely under the moniker "Enterprise Cloud". So what does the enterprise cloud of 2017 look like?…
If 282-page doc on new NVMe drive spec is tl;dr, you're in luck
What are we getting? Endurance NVMe drives could last longer because of a feature in the new NVM v1.3 specification (282-page PDF).…
Cloud sales shift as enormo Microsoft reorg continues – sources
Enterprise, corporate sales become one Microsoft is in the process of squishing more of its various sprawling limbs and partners into a single group. Multiple sources close to the tech giant have told us jobs would be cut during the upcoming revamp, although they could not name a number.…
Never fear data loss again
How to stay calm and carry on Promo As the volume of data held by companies mounts up at dizzying speed, so too does the complexity of protecting IT systems from theft or malicious attacks. Has your company’s success and steady growth meant that your data is being held in various geographic locations, on a mix of platforms and media, with several different solutions in place to protect it?…
So. A cross-Europe cyberwar simulation. Of ransomware
Are you thinking what we're thinking? (They even invited Hoodie-wearing Hacker™) Organisers have drawn up their conclusions following a pan-European cyberwar exercise.…
File sharers Dropbox latest US tech startup to stick toe in IPO waters
Stock market launches can be hazardous to your value Dropbox looks set to follow fellow file sync and sharer Box with an IPO.…
Google DeepMind trial failed to comply with data protection – ICO
Royal Free Hospital asked to establish a 'proper legal basis' for project The Royal Free NHS Foundation Trust failed to comply with the UK's Data Protection Act when it provided 1.6 million patient details to Google's DeepMind, the Information Commissioner's Office said today.…
Blighty's Department for Culture, Media & Sport gets 'digital' rebrand
Ministry of Fun gets even more fun... The Ministry of Fun - aka the UK government's Department formerly known as Culture, Media & Sport - has received a "digital" rebrand today, making it DDCMS for short.…
Male escort says he gave up IT to do something more meaningful
Unlike in tech, 'I get to make a small difference to people's lives' A male escort has opened up about leaving behind his uncomfortable experiences soullessly prostituting himself in IT in favour of working in the sex industry.…
Megacorp GSK inks AI drug development deal with Brit firm
Exscientia claims approach IDs candidates quicker GlaxoSmithKline has announced a research deal with British company Exscientia to use artificial intelligence to identify drug targets.…
Exposed pipes – check. Giant pillows – check. French startup mega-campus opens
Station F: 2,600 tech entrepreneurs en Paris Giant tech startup incubatory "space" Station F, which describes itself as the world's largest startup campus, officially pulled the dust covers off the scatter cushions last week in Paris's 13th arrondissement.…
One-third of Brit IT projects on track to fail
Not just the government that is crap at IT... Nearly 40 per cent of IT projects in the UK are on course to fail, according to a survey of 182 project managers.…
Nokia touts future of virtual reality ads... but who's the audience?
Can you pick up product, examine it from all sides? Not yet Opinion Nokia has premiered what it calls a first-of-its-kind immersive virtual reality advertising experience for its new line of digital health products. The advert is hitting two Nokia birds with one virtual stone: the ad shows off Nokia’s own burgeoning line of VR content creating hardware – the OZO camera – and its suite of digital health products.…
Students smash competitive clustering LINPACK world record
The kids are all right HPC Blog Enormous happenings at the ISC17 Student Cluster Competition, where students from the Friedrich-Alexander-Universitat (FAU) broke the student cluster competition world record for HPL (LINPACK).…
UK.gov tips £400m into digital investment pot
'Now you can watch Game of Thrones in peace' The UK government has today launched its £400m Digital Infrastructure Investment Fund, aimed at boosting Blighty's full-fibre infrastructure.…
NASA: bring on the asteroid, so we can chuck a fridge at it
Putting Bruce Willis out of work NASA has okayed one of its save-the-world-from-asteroids proposals to move to the preliminary design phase, on the way to a hoped-for launch early in the 2020s.…
Linux 4.12 kernel lands: 'Go forth and use it' quoth Linus Torvalds
'No reason to delay' As anticipated last week, version 4.12 of the Linux kernel landed Sunday amid a storm of … well, placidity, as it happens.…
Kaspersky repeats offer: America can see my source code
Fighting to head off Department of Defense blacklisting Eugene Kaspersky, founder of the eponymous antivirus firm, has reiterated his offer to give the US government access to his source code.…
German e-gov protocol carries ancient vulns
Dies ist eine Chaos Germany's e-government system is open to padding oracle attacks and other vulnerabilities because of an insecure communications protocol.…
China pollutes ocean with bloody big rocket
Long March, short flight China's latest Long March-5 Y2 the launch has gone awry for reasons not yet made public.…
Intel AMT bug bit Siemens industrial PCs
Patches issued for 38 products, plus bonus Web portal bug-fix You don't need state-sponsored hackers to crack industrial control systems, just an empty Intel AMT login – something Siemens started patching against last week.…
Java 9 release back on track, community votes 'yes'
Red Hat abstains but doesn't spoil the party Java 9's Java Platform Modular System, that's caused Oracle so much trouble has passed the community vote and will ship in September.…
Oz attorney-general a step closer to SCNA*
*George Brandis, Self-Certified Network Architect, to get keys to carrier networks The Australian government is moving a step closer to having the attorney-general overseeing its telecommunications networks – even while the committee that looked at the bill says it lacks detail.…
All the (IT storage) News That's Fit to Print
Your essential guide to latest developments in enterprise-grade silos of bits and bytes We have here another seven days' worth of scintillating storage news that didn't manage to make the daily news cut in this crowded week of June 26.…
Photobucket says photo-f**k-it, starts off-site image shakedown
No more freeloading graphics, it wants its $400-a-year cut Photobucket is cracking down on people embedding on third-party websites images it hosts, until now, for free.…
Wanna tap 3 MEELLION phone calls? All it takes is one measly warrant
Uncle Sam's wiretap stats show the state of surveillance in Land of the Free, Home of the Brave The US government's annual wiretap report, published this week, has revealed the reach and scope of its agents' surveillance abilities.…
How to pwn phones with shady replacement parts
Broke your screen? Avoid dodgy repair shops – your private sexy selfies will thank you later A group of researchers has shown how, for instance, a repair shop could siphon data from Android handsets or infect them with malware with nothing more than a screen repair.…
Sailor Moon? More like sail to the Moon: Japan vows to set foot on lunar soil by 2030
All part of the wider plan to visit the dusty wasteland of Mars Japan's national space agency JAXA has announced plans to send a lone astronaut to the moon by 2030.…
Whoa, bad trip, man: Google workers' info blurted by travel agency
Chocolate Factory warns employees about contractor's cock-up Google says some employees may have had their personal information exposed after the agency that handles its company travel bookings got hacked.…
Shock: NASA denies secret child sex slave cannibal colony on Mars
No humans on Red Planet, straight-faced officials have the audacity to claim NASA has not enslaved a colony of children on Mars nor is it using them for vile orgies on the Red Planet nor feasting on them to harvest their precious bone marrow, officials have told The Register.…
Tintri IPO boots up after it tries turning itself off and on again
And slashing the share price, too. That also worked After pulling its IPO yesterday, all-flash and hybrid array startup Tintri repriced its shares at $7 to $8, down from the previous $10.50 to $12.50 range.…
Hyperconverged infrastructure. It's all about the services
If HCI sounds simple, that’s because it is Sysadmin blog Hyperconverged Infrastructure (HCI) isn't a product, it's a feature. The future lies in turnkey cloud solutions. This means that there are certain IT services HCI vendors need to bring to the table to remain relevant.…
Tick-tick... boom: Germany gives social media giants 24 hours to tear down hate speech
Get used to hearing once again: 'We were only following orders' The German parliament has today approved a law that would see social media titans fined up to €50m if they don't quickly remove hate speech from their sites.…
Ex-archiver striver StrongBox whips veil off data management kit
But what's a 'true data fabric'? Analysis Data archiver StrongBox has moved into the data management space with StrongLink.…
Oh my Word... Microsoft Office 365 unlatched after morning lockout
Ken 'e' logins Update Users of Microsoft's Office365 cloud productivity suite struggled to log in today.…
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