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Teradata flashifies its data warehousing box
Adds entry-level product, support for Hadoop and its own DW.BI software Data warehousing and business intelligencer Teradata has an all-flash Intelliflex product and a ready-to-run entry-level IntelliBase offering.…
ICO fines 11 big charities over dirty data donor-squeezing deeds
Not looking so fluffy-wuffy now Eleven charities have been fined by the UK's Information Commissioner's Office for their dodgy dealings with donors' personal data.…
Here's $20m, Portworx: Make us some pretty container storage SW
GE Digital and Lufthansa see startup Software startup Portworx, which is building storage for containers, has scored $20m in B-round funding.…
Jailed biz coach accused of $17.5m HPE fraud writes to fans saying 'join me'
Prison letters from Peter Sage reach world+dog The jailed motivational speaker accused of diddling HPE out of 42,000 servers in a fraud spanning several years has been writing letters from prison to his "dear and amazing" fans inviting them to "join me on the journey".…
Londoners will be trialling driverless cars in pedestrianised area
What's a squashed jogger or two in the name of progress? Around a hundred Londoners will travel in Blighty’s first public driverless cars over the next few weeks, it was announced this morning.…
Half a million 'de-identified' patients records to be shared in Bradford
Project says data will be safely stored at Bradford Teaching Hospital Bradford is to share the "de-identified" medical data of half a million patients from 88 GP surgeries across the region, in a bid to improve treatments for frailty and childhood obesity.…
Manchester pulls £750 public crucifixion offer
Pay-to-be-slayed plan pulled over blasphemy, health & safety worries Senior clergy in Manchester have cited health and safety and blasphemy concerns after nixing a plan to fill a funding gap for the city’s Easter Passion play by offering members of the public the chance to be crucified.…
OVH-VMware deal skips Australia, will snuff vCloud Air's public bits
Focus will be on Europe, US French cloud computing giant OVH will operate recently inhaled vCloud Air solely as a private and hybrid cloud, a change from VMware's practice of offering a roll-up-roll-up-bring-your-credit-card cloud.…
Everything's fine, says Cylance, as one in five workers given the boot
Antivirus vendor could teach the Romans a thing or two +Comment Prominent next-gen antivirus vendor Cylance has confirmed a wide-ranging restructure involving swingeing job cuts.…
Speaking in Tech: Verizon, Comcast and AT&T... Trust us, we won't sell you out
Yeah right, says America
Online Trust Alliance merges with Internet Society
Two become one Key internet standards-making body the Internet Society (ISOC) and security and privacy org the Online Trust Alliance (OTA) are merging.…
Product marketing veep leaves Infinidat
'Other opportunities' exerts its seductive pull once again +Comment Infinidat is the Moshe Yanai founded and led storage supplier building high end Infinibox arrays.…
Armed with $90m, Cohesity is coming to declutter the data centre
Yet another huge funding round for secondary storage startup Secondary storage-consolidating startup Cohesity has notched up a $90m cash infusion in a third funding round. Is this a new storage unicorn, with a $1bn valuation?…
Hortonworks: Yeah, we'll stay in London... as long as everyone else does
Hadoop-flinger's new president talks Brexit and getting rid of the sales chaff DWS17 Hortonworks' new president, Raj Verma, has stated that his company will retain London as its international headquarters unless its financial sector and telecommunications customers fled the city following Brexit.…
OK... Red wire or black... *Clickety* You've emailed the schematic? Yes, got it! It's opening. And... WHAT? NO!
Survey: 6 in 10 have 'experienced' crap connectivity Perennial complaints about crap internet connectivity feel like the digital equivalent of people grumbling about potholes. So it's no surprise that six in 10 of us have moaned to Which? of problems in the last year.…
It's not just Elon building bridges to the brain: The Internet of Things is coming to a head
Literally – meet the $100m project to read/write the mind Technical work demands tools. Software developers have integrated development environments and text editors. Genetic researchers have gene sequencing machines and CRISPR. Doctors have too many toys to name.…
Brazilians whacked: Crooks hijack bank's DNS to fleece victims
Usernames, passwords swiped for hours, malware dropped on PCs Rather than picking off online banking customers one by one, ambitious hackers took control of a Brazilian bank's entire DNS infrastructure to rob punters blind.…
Baidu teaches AI 'baby' bots English by ordering them around a maze
First step in developing family robots with general intelligence AI researchers at Chinese tech beast Baidu have attempted to teach virtual bots English in a two-dimensional maze-like world.…
Pong, anyone? How about Pong on a vintage oscilloscope?
Doable, if you have a soldering iron and a couple of hundred transistors Warning: there's no real IT angle in a chap hacking a venerable Tektronix Type 422 oscilloscope to play Pong. It's just fun.…
Goodbye, cruel world! NASA's Cassini preps for kamikaze Saturn dive
Only 22 orbits to go before it burns up in glory Video NASA's Cassini spacecraft will enter the final stages of its mission by nosediving between Saturn’s rings on April 26, before it rams into the planet's atmosphere and vaporizes.…
Patch Qubes to prevent pwnage via Xen bug
Death knell sounded for paravirtualisation, here's why Xen has a critical bug that means Qubes 3.1 and 3.2 need an immediate patch, for Xen packages between 4.6.4 and 4.6.26.…
Theres's no shame in VMware quitting the public cloud
Cisco and HPE couldn't make it work and Virtzilla probably dodged a server refresh cycle ANALYSIS VMware quitting the public cloud by selling vCloud Air to OVH looks like failure, but is the best possible sort of failure because the company still has excellent prospects to turn a quid from the cloud, without having to operate one.…
McAfee is McAfee again, promises security with kum ba yah
This time the plan is security outcomes through togetherness LOGO WATCH McAfee is McAfee again: the security company that Intel thought was worth US$7.68bn in 2010 and then sold 51 per cent of for $3.1bn in 2016 is now independent once more.…
Schneider Electric still shipping passwords in firmware
You'd think a vendor of critical infrastructure would at least pretend to care about security That “don't use hard-coded passwords” infosec rule? Someone needs to use a needle to write it on the corner of Schneider Electric's developers' eyes so they don't forget it.…
RAT-catchers spot new malware attacking South Korean word processor
Twitter, Yandex and Mediafire as C&C for snoopy malware Cisco Talos researchers reckon South Korean users are again under attack from a new malicious RAT (remote administration tool) they've dubbed ROKRAT.…
Apple fans, Android world scramble to patch Broadcom's nasty drive-by Wi-Fi security hole
Grab firmware updates ASAP Yesterday, Apple rushed out an emergency patch to plug a severe security hole that can be exploited to wirelessly and silently commandeer iPhones, iPads and iPods.…
NY court slaps down Facebook's attempt to keep accounts secret from search warrants
Jurisdiction a problem for The Social Network™ Facebook has lost more skin in its battle to avoid handing over user account details to a US court.…
US border cops must get warrants to search citizens' gadgets – draft bipartisan law emerges
Meanwhile, for non-Americans, things could get a lot worse Four members of Congress – two Republicans and two Democrats – have introduced legislation that steers US border officials toward obtaining warrants before searching American citizens' phones and laptops.…
As Trump signs away Americans' digital privacy, it's time to bring out the BS detector
Claim and counter-claim: What is the real deal? Analysis President Donald Trump has rescinded America's digital privacy protections over what ISPs can do with their subscribers' data, signing into law on Monday a joint resolution of Congress.…
Webcam sex blackmailer faces extradition to Canada to stand trial for bullied teen's suicide
Amanda Todd's alleged tormentor already in Dutch jail The man thought to be behind one of the most notorious cases of cyber bullying may finally face trial in Canada – after a Dutch court approved his extradition from the Netherlands.…
Startup remotely 'bricks' grumpy bloke's IoT car garage door – then hits reverse gear
Confesses retaliation after poor review was 'bad PR move' An Internet of Things maker has just had first-hand experience of the Streisand effect – after remotely killing a customer's Wi-Fi garage door for being rude.…
Ha ha, OK, fun's over. Time to drop that FTC antitrust thing, like, now – Qualcomm begs court
Us? Screw over Apple? Pffft! Qualcomm has urged a US judge to throw out claims it massively and illegally overcharged Apple and others for its chip technology.…
Mac Pro update: Apple promises another pricey thing it will no doubt abandon after a year
Trash can trash machine from 2013 was design dead-end Promising today that a new Mac Pro is being developed, Apple SVP of worldwide marketing Phil Schiller admitted the tech giant rather disappointed the workstation world by making its "most radical Mac ever" insufficiently expandable.…
Adieu pour toujours! VMware flogs vCloud Air hosting biz to OVH
French corp catches Pat's hot potato VMware is selling its core infrastructure-as-a-service hosting business vCloud Air to OVH, the French cloud computing company.…
Google serves Espresso link-ups for Cloud
Chocolate Factory's SDN aims for better connections to hosted machines Google has released another piece of its in-house software-defined networking (SDN) system for public use on the Google Cloud service.…
China-based hacking crew pokes holes in UK firms and drains data
Cyber-spies target intellectual property and trade secrets UK companies are being targeted by a China-based global hacking group dubbed APT10.…
Couchbase swaps CEO for ex-Veritas prez
NoSQL IPO prep? NoSQL business Couchbase has replaced Bob Wiederhold as its chief executive officer with former Veritas president Matt Cain.…
Qumulo 'cumulates mad dollar through VCs with Chinese connection
Lucky filer startup swimming down cash river Scale-out filer startup Qumulo has gained another $30m in funding less than a year after getting $32.5m. Either it's burning cash in a development conflagration or the VCs are keen about its prospects under a new CEO and want to help it build its infrastructure and develop its product tech fast.…
WWW daddy Sir Tim Berners-Lee stands up for end-to-end crypto
It's settled then, he has spoken Sir Tim Berners-Lee has criticised plans to weaken encryption or extend surveillance in the wake of recent terrorist attacks.…
AWS plants fresh roots in green-leaning Sweden
Fourth EU region planned with three availability zones Amazon will expand the data centre footprint of AWS with the opening of a region in Sweden next year.…
Researchers sink scalpel into Lazarus crew. Yup. Autopsy shows distinct hacker tradecraft
See these contusions? It's where the hackers burrowed out to infect other hosts The hacking group blamed for the infamous $81m cyber-heist against the Central Bank of Bangladesh last year has been targeting a far wider range of organisations than previously thought.…
Oracle and Fujitsu SPARC up M12 big iron
Flatten that server application load with Oracle and Fujitsu's new big iron Oracle and Fujitsu have launched Fujitsu’s SPARC M12 server, claiming the world’s fastest per-core performance.…
Governments could introduce 'made by humans' tags - legal report
One-third of grad jobs to go, including accountants and even some lawyers Human job quotas and labels which state services or products were explicitly "made by humans" are just some of the measures law-makers could consider in combating the displacement of jobs due to robotics, according to a report by the global forum for the legal profession.…
M: Dr Mark Bishop to present keynote
Expert on AI tech AND philosophy AND killer robots Events We're delighted to announce that Dr J Mark Bishop will be joining us at M in October as a keynote speaker.…
Google opens patent pool for Android
Protects against trolls maybe. But not Google Samsung, LG and Foxconn are among the founding members of a patent pool for Android phone makers under Google's benevolent eye. Google hopes the "community-driven clearinghouse" for IP sharing will fend off patent trolls.…
Andreesen Horowitz tips $10m into American AI drone upstart
Could there be something more to this one than hype? Technology investment firm Andreesen Horowitz has poured $10.5m into an artificial intelligence drone upstart, buying itself a place on the board of directors into the bargain.…
Teenagers think Doritos are cooler than Apple
Junk food, Android and Chrome do well in Google-sponsored survey A Google-sponsored study into how teenagers view brands has some bad news for tech companies desperately wanting to be cool. While YouTube takes the (dubious) prize by a considerable margin, Apple lags behind junk food favourites Doritos and Oreos, "the world's favourite cookie".…
Steppe thugs pacified by the love of stone age women
'Can you take the bins out, Ugg?' It happens to the best of us: one minute you're raiding and pillaging on the Pontic-Caspian steppe, the next you're settled down with a stone age woman, have a mortgage on the hut and 2.4 kids.…
Quantum sidesteps NYSE delisting with reverse stock-split move
Eight-for-oner provides lots of share price headroom above NYSE minimum price Data protection and multi-tier file management supplier Quantum is escaping a delisting threat from the New York Stock Exchange with a 1:8 reverse stock split.…
'No deal better than bad deal' approach to Brexit 'unsubstantiated'
Parliamentary committee calls for continued data sharing with Europol The government's "no deal is better than a bad deal" approach to Brexit negotiations has been slammed by a cross-party parliamentary committee report, which today called the claim "unsubstantiated".…
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