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Irish! data! police! are! preparing! to! whack! Yahoo! over! that! hack!
Er, wait, which hack? We've lost track... Yahoo! is set to get a spanking under European Union data protection laws for the biggest of the many megabreaches it copped to last year.…
Graphite core? There are other ways to monitor your operation's heart
But why would you want to? The BBC and NHS epitomise enterprise: the BBC has 23,000 staff while the NHS is one of the world's largest employers, with 1.4 million. Their IT estate is vast and central to the delivery of their services. The BBC's iPlayer is on the front line in a world of on-demand TV defined by Netflix, and among its layered infrastructure NHS servers run complex systems of reconciling payment for treatments.…
Three indicted over sex trafficking operation run on Backpage.com
Scandal returns to the site's adult classifieds section Three people have been indicted for operating a sex trafficking ring through the scandalous classifieds website Backpage.com's adult section.…
Financially outgunned in Tosh memory biz sale, WD wheels out contract law artillery
Attempts to block takeovers by companies it doesn't like +Comment Broadcom may be better placed financially to bid for Toshiba's memory business because Western Digital is burdened with debt from its $16bn SanDisk acquisition. Knowing this, WD is setting up a contract law barrage.…
Hypervisor kid Jeff Ready: Converged to the core, and NO VMware
Getting down and dirty at the HCI coal face with Scale Computing Profile Scale Computing CEO Jeff Ready reckons its hyperconverged HC3 software is better than anyone else's because it's integrated into the hypervisor's core and not just another VM.…
Boss swore by 'For Dummies' book about an OS his org didn't run
So a developer de-bugged his personality with a long-range hack On-Call Welcome again to On-Call, The Reg’s usually-on-Friday column in which readers share tales of being asked to do nasty jobs at nasty times, often for nasty people.…
Euro Patent Office reforms hit another stumbling block: Reality
King Battistelli's crusade starts charging down the wrong hill Analysis When he's not ignoring national laws and threatening employees, the president of the European Patent Office (EPO), Benoit Battistelli, is on a crusade to make things work faster.…
Boffins fabricate the 'most complex bendy microprocessor yet'
Molybdenum disulfide could be potential alternative to silicon in sensors, clothes, etc A team of engineers from the Vienna University of Technology in Austria has created what they claim is the most complex flat and flexible microprocessor to date – using a molybdenum disulfide semiconductor.…
Far out: Dark matter bridges millions of light-years long spotted between galaxies
Threads of elusive particles form cosmic cobwebs Pic Astrophysicists have for the first time spotted filaments of dark matter forming bridges between galaxies tens of millions of light-years apart.…
Worry not, Python devs – you can program a quantum computer
Schroedinger's snake slithers into Bank's quantum sim Australia's Commonwealth Bank has bought a simulated quantum computer that you can program with Python.…
Tor loses a node in Russia after activist's arrest in Moscow
Developer and self-described 'anarchist' gets lessons in opsec Russia is shy a Tor exit node, after a university maths teacher was arrested for his involvement in protests in that country.…
DTMF replay phreaked out the Dallas tornado alarm, say researchers
Get Kevin Mitnick on the line, he knows something about whistling codes, apparently Strap yourself into the DeLorean: researchers from Duo reckon the Dallas tornado alarm incident was a case of old-style DTMF phreaking.…
SAP's TREX exposed HANA, NetWeaver
No jokes about dinosaurs SAP has rushed out a patch for its TREX search engine, after security researchers found bugs in a 2015 patch.…
Monster patch day for Juniper customers
Nine advisories landed today Clear the diaries, Juniper sysadmins, a van-load of patches landed today.…
SWIFT on security: Fresh anti-bank-fraud defenses now live
Worried about losing your payment data? Shake it off and use this Inter-bank data comms biz SWIFT says it has introduced mechanisms to better protect money transfers from tampering.…
Netregistry, TPP Wholesale on the rack over DNS TITSUP
Sysadmins furious at unscheduled snow-day, worry about Easter availability Updated: Back online Netregistry and TPP Wholesale have lost six DNS servers between them, causing plenty of angst and anger on Australia's corner of the Internet.…
Half-baked security: Hackers can hijack your smart Aga oven 'with a text message'
This IoT goose is cooked Miscreants can remotely turn off and on posh Aga ovens via unauthenticated text messages, security researchers have warned.…
Verizon's bogus bills tanked my credit score, claims sueball slinger
Chap claims accounting cockup left a permanent black mark on his credit history A bloke in the US is suing Verizon alleging that a billing blunder left him with bad credit.…
India to world+dog: Go ahead, please hack our elections ... if you can
Не волнуйтесь. Мы уже это сделали, товарищи Following demands for an investigation into the security of India's electronic voting machines, the country's election watchdog has invited all comers to hack its e-ballot boxes.…
Big Internet warns FCC's Pai: We will fight you all the way on net neutrality
Ugly confrontation coming up this year The lobbying group for Big Internet – Google, Facebook, Amazon, Twitter et al – has warned the chair of US comms watchdog the FCC that it will fight him on efforts to get rid of net neutrality rules.…
No more IP addresses for countries that shut down internet access
Afrinic considers punitive policy for errant governments Governments that cut off internet access to their citizens could find themselves refused new IP addresses under a proposal put forward by one of the five global IP allocation organizations.…
Troll it your way: Burger King ad tries to hijack Google Home gadgets
Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce, crappy ad meant to upset us Updated Artery-attacking mega-chain Burger King has thrown up a new online advertisement designed to hijack nearby Google Home gizmos.…
Cyberattacks wipe more than $50bn off big biz value, say beancounters
Wak€ up and patch your sy£tems, already Severe cyber-break-ins permanently stripped 1.8 per cent off companies' stock prices, on average, according to a new study out today.…
In case you had forgotten, broadband body warns of risks Brexit poses to sector
Advisory group wants Blighty's policy to align with Europe's An industry group for the broadband sector has listed the risks facing the telecommunications sector following Brexit, including the impact on roaming charges, free movement of labour and European investment, in a report published today [PDF].…
Canonical sharpens post-Unity axe for 80-plus Ubuntu spinners
Shuttleworth returns as CEO Exclusive More than 80 Canonical workers are facing the axe as founder Mark Shuttleworth has taken back the role of chief executive officer.…
Parcel bods Hermes become latest London drone delivery droogs
Another reason for non-delivery, perhaps? Parcel delivery biz Hermes has become the latest company to roll out self-driving robots in London, promising autonomous deliveries in the borough of Southwark.…
HMRC beer duty bungle leaves breweries struggling to pay online
Shiny new web form can't cope with Budget month The UK's taxmen have scuppered several piss-ups after brewers discovered the Government Gateway's online duty calculator can't calculate the latest beer tax hikes.…
MPs worried Brexit vote website wobble caused by foreign hackers
But Cabinet Office has ruled out interference from hostile powers A committee of MPs has expressed concerns that foreign hackers might have had a hand in crashing the UK's voter registration website last year shortly before the Brexit referendum.…
BlackBerry wins $814m Qualcomm patent-cap arbitration
Besties still BlackBerry has been awarded $814m in a patent arbitration action against Qualcomm.…
Half of mobe, broadband customers unhappy with how complaints handled
Tsk tsk, Virgin Media and TalkTalk, tsk tsk Just over half of broadband and mobile customers who moaned to their provider were satisfied with how their complaints were handled, according to a report by Ofcom.…
It gets worse – now WD says Toshiba memory business sale breaches joint venture terms
This is exactly the opposite of non-volatility Just when you think it can't get any worse... it does. Western Digital has warned Toshiba that the proposed sale of its memory business contravenes the terms of their flash foundry joint venture.…
Gordon Ramsay's in-laws admit plot to hack sweary celeb chef's biz
F@#!ING IN-LAWS Gordon Ramsay's father-in-law has admitted conspiring to hack into the computer systems of businesses run by the celebrity chef.…
DevOps, Containers, and three days in May
Swarm of Kubernetes, Agile, and CD experts heads for Westminster Events If you want your software operation to keep up with the outside world, DevOps and Containerization must be on your agenda.…
Prisoners built two PCs from parts, hid them in ceiling, connected to the State's network and did cybershenanigans
And they would have got away with it too but for... Websense We are impressed by five prisoners in the US who built two personal computers from parts, hid them behind a plywood board in the ceiling of a closet, and then connected those computers to the Ohio Department of Rehabilitation and Correction's (ODRC) network to engage in cybershenanigans.…
Consumers go off PCs as global shipments continue their decline
'Modest' growth in business segment suggests way ahead Global shipments of PCs continue to slow as consumer demand declines, according to preliminary analysis by Gartner, with only "modest" growth visible in the business segment.…
BT's spam blocker IDs accident claims as top nuisance call
Some 12 million calls made in the first week of March BT's free spam filter, launched earlier this year to crack down on nuisance calls, has identified accident claims as the worst offender for nuisance calls with 12 million made in the first week of March.…
Fabric maths: Pure + Cisco = end-to-end NVMe
FlashStack in pole position Analysis Pure and Cisco could build an end-to-end NVMe FlashStack using Pure's NVMe-using FlashArray//x and Cisco's NVMe over fabric's Fibre Channel.…
Speaking in Tech: VCDX? One! Two! Three! Four! I'd rather be in the Marine Corps!
Plus, dragging passengers off planes, switches out of the datacenter, and more
ITU and IEEE fail to put technology flesh on fascinating 5G concepts
Could 'Frugal 5G' bring broadband Internet to half world's population? Most work on 5G radio standards is driven by the 3rd Generation Partnership Project* (3GPP) with the IEEE and the Wi-Fi community remaining a separate, and even competing, wireless path.…
Nerd Klaxon: Barbican to host Science Fiction exhibition this summer
Curator Patrick Gyger tells El Reg what you can expect Interview The Barbican Centre will host a sprawling festival-style Science Fiction exhibition this summer, featuring an immersive range of exhibits from across the breadth of the genre.…
Brexit factor lacking in Industrial Strategy, say MPs
Pumping £2bn into R&D starting point: Science and Tech Committee The government has failed to account for the Brexit factor in its long awaited Industrial Strategy, according to a report by MPs today.…
Windows Vista is now officially dead. And good riddance
Support ended on Tuesday and Microsoft's not offering even a single strand of safety net Farewell, Windows Vista, we hardly knew ye. But as of now you're out of support and even-more-unloved than was previously the case.…
Blighty's £1.2bn space industry could lend itself to tourism – report
That'll be Beardy Branson's mob, then The British aerospace industry could carve itself a niche in “space tourism,” according to a new report.…
UK boffins steal smartmobe PINs with motion sensors
W3C API exposes sensors, so attackers only need JavaScript to follow your fingers The World Wide Web Consortium might want to take another look at its habit of exposing too much stuff to application interfaces: a UK researcher has demonstrated a JavaScript app can spy on smartphone sensors to guess the codes users employ to unlock the devices.…
Trump's govt hiring freeze means there's no US Privacy Shield chief: We tracked down the woman filling in for now
Meet Judy Garber Shortly after ascending to office, President Donald Trump triggered a hiring freeze across most branches of the US government. The resulting understaffing has been a bit of a pain for Americans – but may be a boon for Europe.…
TCP/IP headers leak info about what you're watching on Netflix
Not even HTTPS can hide your secret Gilmore Girls fetish An infosec educator from the United States Military Academy at West Point have taken a look at Netflix's HTTPS implementation, and reckons all he needs to know what programs you like is a bit of passive traffic capture.…
Official science we knew all along: Facebook makes you sad :-(
Academics find that no amount of Likes are ever enough Researchers claim to have evidence of what many of us have long since suspected: Facebook makes you sad.…
DARPA seeks SSITH lords to keep hardware from the Dark Side
'Make chips secure', because nobody's thought of that before America's Defense Advanced Research Project Agency reckons too many vulnerabilities arise from hardware design errors, so it wants experts and boffins to propose better hardware-level security mechanisms.…
Virtualization twisted devs, cloud and SaaS made them monsters
But 'digital' and the internet of things might make them appreciate ops teams again At the VMware user group conference in Melbourne a couple of weeks back, NetApp's Josh Atwell wondered what it will take to repair relations between developers and ops teams.…
Microsoft opens Azure India to the world, not just Indian users
Those of you targeting Indian users can now do so with lower latency and local data storage Microsoft's opened its three Indian Azure data centres to the world.…
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