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Updated 2026-06-28 01:15
Elementary, my dear IBM: When will Watson make money?
Big Blue talks 'silver threads' IBM Watson has taken heat from Wall Street for not adding to Big Blue's revenue as the company reported a 19th successive quarter of decline.…
Lords slam 'untrammelled' data sharing powers in Digital Economy Bill
'Deeply concerned' about possibility of sharing citizen info with companies A House of Lords committee has slammed the "inappropriate" and "untrammelled" powers laid out in the Digital Economy Bill to share citizen data across the public sector.…
Chinese chip shop looks hot to trot as Tsinghua drops $30bn on factory
Largest fab in the Middle Kingdom to be surrounded by huge 'international city' China’s flash-fancying Tsinghua Unigroup is going to build a $30bn-plus flash fab.…
The rise, fall, and rise (again) of Microsoft's killer People feature
Here's what's in Build 15014 Microsoft has removed the much-anticipated "People Experience" from current beta builds of Windows 10, and will release it later this year instead of this spring.…
StorageCraft gobbles Exablox to become data management monolith
Data protection SW biz buys filer hardware startup Analysis Backup SW biz StorageCraft has bought Exablox, a startup making scale-out deduping filer arrays using underlying object storage software.…
AWS offers $20 bribe to derps who buy old IoT condom-o-matic dunce dobbers
Internet of Things: Make ordering johnnies great again Amazon Web Services is so desperate to shift its AWS Internet of Things Buttons that it is offering free AWS credits, tech support and even design services to anyone who buys them – and has relaunched its "enterprise program" to boot.…
Yet another committee gives UK.gov a lashing for digital strategy delay
It's so important they held a 'three-week consultation'... over the Christmas hols At the current rate Julian Assange is more likely to see the light of day than the government's digital strategy – with a second Parliamentary committee having criticised its long-overdue publication.…
DirecTV Now plagued with faults, but uptake not slowing
AT&T's streaming service only behind HBO's despite user complaints AT&T's freshly hatched DirecTV Now OTT streaming service is forecast by most industry analysts to hit around 1 million subscribers after one year, following its launch at the end of November, but here at Faultline Online Reporter we believe the service has the potential to take off on a much bigger scale – providing it can overcome some initial obstacles.…
Toshiba scrambles to start chip biz minority stake sale – reports
US nuclear power plant fiasco prompts fears of writedown Reuters is reporting that Toshiba has started its chip business minority stake sale process.…
Seven pet h8s: Verity is sorely vexed
Where's pocket Bjarne Stroustrup when you need him? STOB Peter Wayner, a tech columnist, claims to have identified the seven most vexing problems in programming. According to his subheadings, these are: multithreading, closures, "too big data", np-completeness, security, encryption and identity management.…
My hole is a private thing – see for yourself
I am guilty of too much clouded thinking Something for the Weekend, Sir? My neighbours are staring at my hole and shaking their heads disapprovingly. They were a little surprised to receive my invitation to view my orifice, and it may not be as big as theirs, but I needed their advice on how to fill it.…
Unbreakable Locky ransomware is on the march again
Necrus botnet wakes up and starts fresh malware-cano Cisco is warning of possible return of a massive ransomware spam campaign after researchers noticed traces of traffic from the hitherto dormant Necrus botnet.…
Apple, Amazon smash audiobook cabal after European pressure
EU antitrust bod nods in approval as another market opens up Apple and Amazon have agreed to end the exclusivity deal that gave Audible sole access to the iBooks store.…
Ain't no party like an 80-customer Cohesity party
Oh, bless Analysis Secondary storage silo converging startup Cohesity has added entry-level hardware as it reaches 80+ customers and 100+ US resellers.…
Fired Ofcom Remainer bod sues UK gov for withholding his payoff
Board member claims he was sacked for slamming Trump and Brexit A sacked board member of UK telco regulator Ofcom is suing the British government for refusing to give him a £75,000 ($92,500) payoff.…
Shocking crime surge – THE TRUTH: England, Wales stats now include hacking and fraud
'More realistic picture' we're told Crime stats for England and Wales have shown a huge year-on-year increase. Don't panic, though: it's due to the inclusion of fraud and computer misuse offences for the first time.…
IT team sent dirt file to Police as they all bailed from abusive workplace
Saintly clients fled investment firm after workers revealed hellish smut mountain ON-CALL Welcome again to On-Call, which returns for 2017 with more tales of your fellow readers' experiences of horrible jobs at horrible times.…
Facebook bans Russia's RT ahead of Trump's Inauguration Day (then changes its mind)
Breaking news, literally Facebook apparently blocked Russia Today – the Kremlin-bankrolled broadcaster now known as RT – from posting anything other than text messages on the social network.…
Viral Chinese selfie app Meitu phones home with personal data
Reg man submits self to invasive sparkly-unicorn androgyny transformation PIC The Meitu selfie horrorshow app going viral through Western audiences is a privacy nightmare, researchers say.…
What's SimpliVity CEO Doron Kempel and Arnie got in common? They'll both be back
From the special forces to, um, HPE Profile SimpliVity CEO and cofounder Doron Kempel is a two-time storage startup winner. With HPE buying his firm for $650m, what will he do next?…
Avaya files for bankruptcy
Decade-old capital structure needs a refresh for cloudier times Avaya has filed for bankruptcy under Chapter 11 of the United States Bankruptcy Code, which allows organisations to re-organise their affairs in part by temporarily relieving them of obligations to creditors.…
On last day as president, Obama's CIO shrouds future .gov websites in secret code
New .gov domains will only ever offer HTTPS, says US CIO On United States president Barack Obama's last day in office, the U.S. Chief Information Officer and the Federal CIO Council have announced a new rule that will see all future .gov websites shrouded in impenetrable secret codes.…
Mozillans call for new moz://a logo to actually work in browsers
Logo picked to represent internet roots just confuses the internet LOGOWATCH Mozilla, sorry Moz://a's new logo is causing problems because it doesn't work when typed into browsers' address bars.…
Operator of DDoS protection service named as Mirai author
Krebs says he's fingered author of epic IoT web assault code The author of the massive distributed denial-of-service attack malware Mirai, which ropes infected routers and internet of things devices into remotely controlled armies, is a New Jersey man, according to journo Brian Krebs.…
Big Blue's blues diffuse: IBM's sales drain now more like a sad trickle
Biz optimistic 2017 will see cloud and mobile help boost bottom line IBM is touting growth in its cloud and cognitive business units as the enterprise giant wraps up a year of double-digit revenue declines.…
Uber coughs up $20m after 'lying about how much its drivers make'
FTC settlement bars taxi app maker from publishing fiction about potential riches Cab app Uber has agreed to pay $20m to settle charges that it exaggerated how much drivers using its software can earn and downplayed the cost of financing cars through the company.…
Assange reverse-ferrets on promise to fly to US post-Manning clemency
WikiLeaker folds hand in pledge poker If US investigators were hoping WikiLeaks boss Julian Assange would be deliver himself into their hands, then they are due for a disappointment.…
SporeStack: Disposable, anonymous servers, via Bitcoin and Python
Code lets developers test applications without a hosting account Hardware infrastructure, once the foundation of computing giants like IBM, has become an abstract commodity thanks to cloud computing, virtualization, and containerization.…
Ooops! One in three tech IPOs now trading below their starting price
The technical term for this, in the financial world, is: 'Boned' Around 33 per cent of the technology companies to enter the market in the last ten years are currently valued at a price lower than their IPO mark.…
Deadly Tesla smash probe: No recall needed, says Uncle Sam
Autopilot update cuts prangs by 40 per cent, we're told The US National Highway Traffic Safety Administration investigation into a fatal Tesla crash last year has determined that the car manufacturer should face no further action and has improved safety considerably.…
Windows 10 networking bug derails Microsoft's own IPv6 rollout
No pressure, peeps: Techies are awaiting a fix from their Redmond coworkers A bug in Windows 10 is undermining Microsoft's efforts to roll out an IPv6-only network at its Seattle headquarters.…
Wintel part deux? Microsoft Azure first for Intel Clear Linux
Stateless Linux data center released into the wilds An alliance that dominated the PC industry is entering the world of fluffy white stuff and open source: Microsoft Azure is the first public cloud to include an Intel initiated and container-oriented Clear Linux OS.…
IBM, Microsoft, US Govt all to blame for globalisation backlash: Jack Ma
It's your own fault, Trump-friendly tycoon tells Davos Silicon Valley’s tech plutocrats have kept a relatively low profile at Davos, the WEF’s schmoozefest for corporate, government and NGO elites. But into the void stepped Jack Ma, founder of Alibaba.…
Oracle slurps enterprise cloud API wrangler Apiary
Time for REST... and it's only January Oracle’s first financial splash of 2017 has seen it snap up enterprise API specialist Apiary.…
Cumulus Networks writes its name on a white box
Badge engineering to make open networking easier for newcomers Open networking operating system vendor Cumulus Networks is about to start selling hardware – but it's not going to start actually making the stuff.…
Building IoT London: Last chance to catch Early Bird Tix
Don't learn about IoT, learn how to do IoT The early bird ticket offer for Building IoT London ends very soon, meaning you’ve got just hours to save a stack of cash on three days with the IoT world’s finest thinkers, doers and developers.…
'Beeeellion-dollar' mastercrooks in hotel, restaurant blitzkrieg
Carbanak: It's not just a caramel-flavoured choc-trocity. It's also malware The Carbanak cyber criminal gang is abusing Google’s infrastructure as a conduit for botnet control.…
NCC Group's profit hit by contract cancellations
UK security firm's chairman steps down NCC Group’s chairman Paul Mitchell said he would be stepping down as he UK cyber security consultancy announced a drop in profits on Thursday.…
Lord of the Dance set to deliver high kicks at Trump’s big ball
Fearless Flatley flouts inauguration boycott Fears that Donald Trump inauguration will be more winalot than Camelot have abated, with the news that renowned trad Irish hoofer Michael Flatley will parachute in his Lord of the Dance troupe to Friday’s virtually celeb-free inauguration.…
Korean boffins vow 1,000km-an-hour supertrain
Anything Elon can do…? Korean boffins want to create the blueprint for a train capable of operating at 1,000km/h (621mph).…
Google loses Android friends with Pixel exclusivity
Maybe it doesn't need friends? But it should worry about fragmenting Android further Google’s decision to keep premium Android features for itself attracted surprisingly little comment last year - but the dangers are heaving into view. By declaring war on its most important customers, Google risks losing a degree of control over Android, further fragmenting the platform.…
Trump inauguration DDoS protest is 'illegal', warn securobods
Whitehouse.gov down? A software engineer is calling on netizens opposed to Donald Trump to visit the Whitehouse.gov site and overload it with traffic tomorrow.…
I'll have Fabric, Crashlytics... Google crams Twitter mobile dev tools in trolley
Keep yr Digits for now, fam ... we're good Google is set to acquire Twitter's mobile app development platform, Fabric, and assimilate its team within its own development platform, Firebase.…
Seduced by the Docker side: Microsoft's support could be first shot fired in the Container Wars
Peace, love and Docker or Kubernetes – you must choose Docker was arguably a dumb thing for you to do with your time last year. Developers loved it but enterprises weren’t so sure.…
ProtonMail launches Tor hidden service to dodge totalitarian censorship
Known oppressive regimes including Egypt, and er... the UK? Oh, the IP Act is law... ProtonMail, the privacy-focused email business, has launched a Tor hidden service to combat the censorship and surveillance of its users.…
Can all-flash arrays, spinning disks and hybrid really live together?
AFA without tears Conventional wisdom says that for performance-sensitive applications, you want all-flash arrays (AFAs), while for less-critical applications and bulk storage, disk is better. How can you use them in conjunction with each other? What would a joint AFA/hybrid/disk environment look like?…
Britain collects new naval tanker a mere 18 months late
Why? 'Umm, er, cable insulation standards,' mutters MoD Britain’s naval service will receive new fleet support tanker RFA Tidespring more than 18 months late, following delays which left the vessel languishing in a South Korean shipyard.…
What's the biggest danger to the power grid? Hackers? Terrorists? Er, squirrels
Turns out Mother Nature is a killer for power and people Video For decades now people have been claiming that the power grid could be taken down by terrorists. However, simple statistical analysis shows that the biggest danger isn't online hackers, but squirrels – aka rats with good PR.…
Zuck off: Facebook's big kahuna sues Hawaiians to kick 'em off their land
Stop us if you've heard this one before – billionaire fights to turf people out of private paradise Facebook boss Mark Zuckerberg is suing dozens of families in Hawaii to force them to give up land they've owned for generations.…
Linux is part of the IoT security problem, dev tells Linux conference
Does that 'thing' really need to run Linux, given alternatives have smaller attack surfaces? The Mirai botnet? Just the “tip of the iceberg” is how security bods at this week's linux.conf.au see the Internet of Things.…
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