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Atlantis retreats to core VDI software and appliance market
Software biz needs to curtail ambitions and restructure for second time this year Atlantis Computing, the software house that produced a VDI (virtual desktop infrastructure) offering and then expanded into general virtual server acceleration and on into hyper-converged appliances, is scaling its product line back to workspace software and hyper-converged appliances, with consequent job losses.…
InfiniBand-on-die MIA in Oracle's new 'Sonoma' Sparc S7 processor
Big Red to tear wraps off scale-out CPU with crypto, analytics acceleration Oracle's Sparc S7 processor codenamed Sonoma will not feature on-chip InfiniBand interfaces as expected.…
ZTE flagship elbows aside Xiaomi
Never, mind, we're here now Xiaomi was expected to be the biggest arrival into the European phone market this year, but ZTE may have just grabbed the laurels. While Xiaomi is entangled with IP worries, delaying a European push, ZTE has steamed in with an attractive Android flagship, the Axon 7 - launched this week in Paris this week - one that you can order from Amazon right away.…
Fancy hacking Man City? Happy days: Footy club to host hackathon
Moneyball-style data crunching applied to the beautiful game Manchester City FC has detailed plans to become the first football club to host a data hackathon.…
Veeam poster boy and CEO Ratmir Timashev steps down
Fills top office with existing general, raids VMware for chief operations man It's all change at the top of virtual server backup biz Veeam: Co-founder and current chief Ratmir Timashev is stepping back from day-to-day ops by letting exec veep William Largent grab the controls.…
Dixons, UK's fifth 'emergency service', brushes off Brexit scare stories
CEO: 'volatility inevitable' but look at our fiscal '16 financials, we are peerless Dixon Carphone - which, god help us, wants to become the fifth emergency service in the UK - this morning played down the personal impact of market “volatility” that a post-Brexit vote will “inevitably” cause as it reported bumper profits for fiscal ’16.…
Bacon is not my vodka friend
Things you can't do in Oklahoma Bacon infused vodka may not be everyone’s cup of tea, but selling this improbable beverage in Oklahoma could land you in hot water.…
Lauri Love at risk of suicide if extradited to US, Brit court hears
Westminster Magistrates to decide if Feds can get their hands on alleged hacker Alleged hacker Lauri Love, of Stradishall, Suffolk, who is said to have hacked into a number of US government agencies' websites, is at risk of killing himself if British authorities allow him to be extradited to the US, a court heard yesterday.…
Brexit, schmexit: BT and Oracle join hands for a cloudy tryst
But partnerships not the same as winning new biz – analyst BT has hopped into bed with Oracle in a deal that promises to provide the underlying network connectivity for Oracle’s hybrid cloud.…
Lenovo HPC bounces back after IBM spinoff
High performance biz has grown... and customers.. well, they're a little different When IBM sold off its System x division to Lenovo Group in the fall of 2014, some big supercomputing centers in the United States and Europe that were long-time customers of Big Blue had to stop and think about what their future systems would look like and who would supply them. It was not a foregone conclusion that the Xeon-based portion of IBM’s HPC business would just move over to Lenovo as part of the sale.…
Plymouth 'animal rights' teen admits Florida SeaWorld cyber attack
Yet denies sending bomb threat hoax Tweets to US airlines A British teenager has admitted taking part in cyber-attacks against Florida's SeaWorld theme park and Devon and Cornwall Police.…
Vodafone hints at relocation from UK
Au revoir, auf wiedersehen and arrivederci! Vodafone has hinted it may pack its bags and relocate its London-based headquarters following the momentous decision to leave the EU last week.…
PAC slams UK government for lack of evidence-based science investments
Says funding should be informed by a 'sound business case' ... WHAT? The Public Accounts Committee has advised the UK government to take a more evidence-based approach when deciding spending on science projects, according to a report published today.…
Future proofing your data infrastructure? Which future were you thinking of?
Tomorrow’s analytics depends on today’s decision Promo If you're an architect pondering your data infrastructure, one that's going to enable better decision making for your whole organisation, of course you're going to build it with the future in mind.…
This local council paid HOW MUCH for an SD card?!
Barmy burghers not the worst when it comes to price-padded procurement An unnamed local council has entered the hall of shame for making the most eye-watering tech purchase of 2015 - coughing up a 1095 per cent margin on an SD memory card.…
Body of evidence: Biometrics and YOU
Feeling your way around non-password access systems The proliferation of password protection has become an assault on the senses. The rise of biometric authentication is helping to create some balance, enabling verification with a simple interaction, which, for many, is the fingerprint reader on a mobile phone. And once you start using the fingerprint/phone combo for NFC payments, the convenience it offers soon becomes habitual.…
What Brexit means for you as a motorist
From petrol to insurance, laws and more The UK has voted in favour of leaving the European Union and in the past few days the markets have reacted violently, plunging the pound to its lowest level against the US dollar since the mid-1980s.…
Google off the hook for feeding kids bad cookies
Not ad giant's fault it gobbled your youngsters' viewing habits, nod US appeals judges A US court has dismissed Google from a lawsuit accusing the advertising giant of illegally tracking small children online.…
VW finds US$15 BEEELION under the couch to pay off US regulators
Only the beginning for beleaguered Beetle-monger Volkswagen has reached a settlement in the USA – or rather, two settlements, since it had to satisfy both federal regulators and the State of California.…
Zero-interaction remote wormable hijack hole blasts Symantec kit
Google blasts AV security with 'patch or pay the price' red alert Scores (or thousands, or millions) of enterprise and home Symantec users are open to remote compromise through multiple now-patched (where possible) wormable remote code execution holes described by Google as 'as bad as it gets'.…
Global terror database World-Check leaked
Thomson Reuters 'working furiously' to secure 2.2 million sensitive records. The terrorist database used by global banks and intelligence agencies World-Check has reportedly leaked online.…
Florida man sues Apple for $10bn, claims iPod, iPhone was his idea
iLol'd A Florida man is suing Apple for $10bn and demanding a 0.5 per cent cut of future sales – because the iPhone, iPod and iPad allegedly ripped off his ideas.…
3GPP sets 2018 as freeze date for 5G air interfaces
LTE control plane will help ease carrier transition The 3GPP has told the industry to get cracking on standardising the air interface for 5G.…
China cybersec legislation inches towards law
Controversial regulation gets second reading China has moved ahead with new Internet censorship security laws, with its upcoming cybersecurity bill getting a second reading in the country's legislature.…
Those Xbox Fitness vids you 'bought'? Look up the meaning of the word 'rent'
Redmond takes service behind shed, shot heard Napster had it right, all those years ago: in the new world, you might “own nothing, have everything”. Except for “have everything”: in the second “death of free” today, Microsoft has put Xbox Fitness on the end-of-life list.…
Play Store malware roots phones, installs an app every two minutes
App not on the level, and not in the spirit Google scans billions of "potentially harmful apps" on the Play store, but a malware app has slipped through, and is automatically rooting phones it infects.…
Liberal Party of Australia: why are you paying so much for ancient software?
Dev pulls apart Parakeelia's Feedback to find DataFlex underneath An Australian developer has taken a look at the Liberal Party's controversial Feedback software, and guesses that MPs are paying a fairly steep licence for something developed on DataFlex.…
Evernote riles freetards with two-device limit
Out of sync with customers, or financial reality? Evernote has unveiled the switch that followed the bait, in the form of a new pricing structure that stops users of its free note-making application from synching more than two devices.…
No means no: Windows 10 nagware's red X will stop update – Microsoft
Clicking on pop-up's close icon will postpone upgrade, Redmond exec promises Microsoft will change the controversial way it has been force-feeding people Windows 10 upgrades.…
US Senator Wyden: Why I had to halt FBI's latest internet spying push
He tells El Reg he'll never surrender on privacy US Senator Ron Wyden (D-OR) has placed a hold on the 2017 Intelligence Authorization Bill – because it would allow the FBI to snoop on people's browser histories without a court order, and weakens oversight of the intelligence community.…
IBM head-hunts AFP assistant commish for Canberra security biz
Ex-force cyber-boss boss of X-Force Oz The ANU / Australian Defence Force computer security joint venture isn't off the ground yet, but it's already acting as an attractor for similar operations. Yesterday, IBM announced it's going to set up a cyber-security office in Canberra.…
Hillary Clinton: My promises to America's tech industry
And you know what? Her policies are surprisingly sane Hillary Clinton today outlined her policies when it comes to tech – and they are surprisingly good.…
Want $50bn from Uncle Sam? Put in a bid on these IT contracts
US government asks for quotes on massive Alliant 2 program The US government's General Services Administration (GSA) has opened bidding on what it says will be a $50bn IT services contract package.…
You can be my wingman any time! RaspBerry Pi AI waxes Air Force top gun's tail in dogfights
Maverick, it's not your flying, it's your AI-ttitude Today's generation of fighter pilots could be the last of their breed, thanks to an AI system dubbed ALPHA that's proving unkillable in air combat.…
Meet the grin reaper: Password manager now snaps login SELFIES
We've heard of service with a smile but this is ridiculous Forget master passwords, literally. Password manager LogmeOnce has come up with a new-ish way to log into websites – selfies.…
Single silo in the cloud, looking to mingle: Axcient takes on Cohesity, Actifio
VMs replicate to a single, converged secondary storage bin DR-as-a-Service supplier Axcient has extended its offering to provide a single silo in the cloud for five secondary storage workloads, taking on vendors such as Cohesity and Actifio.…
Chatbot lawyer shreds $2.5m in parking tickets
The power of automated persistence An "automated lawyer" chatbot service has successfully challenged and overturned more than $2.5m in parking tickets in New York and London, according to its inventor.…
SWIFT hackers nick $10m from Ukraine bank
Millions siphoned off into cyber-robbers' network of offshore accounts Hackers stole $10m from a Ukrainian bank by – yup, you guessed it – invading its computers and using the inter-bank transfer system SWIFT to shift their loot.…
WDC's SanDisk flashes its vSphere speed-up creds to world+dog
Fusion-IO PCIe gear rides again with VAIO compatibility Western Digital Corporation’s SanDisk unit has VAIO-compliant flash caching software and hardware for vSphere servers.…
You know how that data breach happened? Three words: eBay, hard drives
Social Security Numbers, financial data, CVs and more Users are unwittingly selling sensitive and unencrypted data alongside their devices through the likes of eBay and Craigslist.…
Microsoft and Salesforce strike up Lightning-Outlook love
More, more, more - how do you like it? Microsoft’s Outlook email client has had a Lightning makeover for Salesforce’s CRM.…
Cisco to splash $293m on CloudLock
Security firm sniffs out cloudy user behaviour and more Cisco has beefed up its security services unit with the acquisition of CloudLock for $293m (£220m).…
Pure Storage’s FlashBlade is great on paper. But it's still only on paper
Development project gets more bells and whistles I'm not very fond of proprietary hardware. But, as I wrote in March when I saw it for the first time, Pure Storage's FlashBlade seems to demonstrate that Pure has all the attributes to become a primary storage vendor and compete on equal terms against the usual suspects.…
Post Brexit tech spending to rise like a lead balloon
Vendors deliver sobering message to staff Yet another analyst has delivering a damning forecast for tech spending following last week’s UK referendum decision to leave the European Union as major suppliers prepare staff for what could months of slowing sales.…
ICO slapped data blabbers with £2m in fines last year
Doubled 2014 thanks to noose-tightening for nuisance callers The Information Commissioner's Office doubled the amount of fines it dished out to organisations in breach of data protection rules last year, issuing £2m in penalties, according to its annual report.…
MongoDB launches Atlas to manage deployments: Taking the Ops out of DevOps
'The most interesting thing we've done as a company since day one,' says exec MongoDB is launching Atlas, the company's first DBaaS, offering easy management of instances - initially on AWS, but soon to come to Azure and Google Cloud Platform.…
WTF is WRF and Clover? Cluster kids use HPC grunt to solve the mystery
Gruelling apps put ISC students through grinder HPC blog One of the most interesting parts of the ISC Student Cluster competitions is their inclusion of “mystery” applications and tasks. These are something that the students can’t prepare for. They can only rely on their training and wits to bring them through.…
Hyperscale cloud operators are saving the planet
Power cuts ahoy Once upon a decade ago, green computing was a big thing. Nowadays it is an actual thing, thanks to the usual suspects: virtualization and cloud computing.…
The best way to find oxygen on Mars? Friggin LASERS, of course
Curiosity's beams reveal signs of manganese oxide A chemical camera sitting atop Curiosity, the Mars rover, has spotted signs that the Red Planet may have once had oxygen in its atmosphere, fuelling further speculation that it was once Earth-like.…
Microsoft releases cross-platform .NET Core 1.0 at Linux event
Red Hat announces full support for .NET applications - but is it really ready? Microsoft has announced the release of .NET Core 1.0 and ASP.NET Core 1.0, the open source, cross-platform fork of the .NET Framework, letting people know at the Red Hat DevNation summit in San Francisco.…
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