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Intel slips on a parachute as the PC passenger jet plummets
Computers? What are those? We make internet-connected skateboards In brief Intel today revealed its sales and profit numbers for the final quarter of 2015, and its full financial figures for the year.…
Boffins baffled by record-smashing supernova that shouldn't exist
New type of stellar explosion or alien pressing the wrong button? Supernovae are nothing new in the universe, but scientists have spotted the largest yet seen, some 200 times as bright as anything recorded previously.…
China's Google clone Baidu also open-sources its AI blueprints
Joins Google and Facebook in trying to grab market share Chinese search-and-everything-else web giant Baidu has joined Google and Facebook in open-sourcing its artificial intelligence (AI) code in a bid to become a standard in an increasingly important market.…
World Bank: What do the poor need – clean water, or email ... take a guess
Amid push to bring internet to everyone, digital divide widens for developing countries Efforts to expand IT and internet connectivity in developing countries are producing results that are "far less than expected," according to the World Bank.…
FTC apologizes for leaking attendee details … to privacy conference
Yep, the classic cc/bcc cock-up The Federal Trade Commission (FTC) has put in a strong bid for the 2016 Ironic Idiocy Award when they sent the details of every attendee to one of its conferences to every other attendee. The conference? Privacy CON.…
Bijou Linux autopilot takes to the skies
Diminutive PXFmini shield for the Raspberry Pi Zero Those who believe that less is indeed more are directed to the PXFmini autopilot shield for the Raspberry Pi Zero - a seriously bijou bit of kit measuring just 31mm by 73mm and weighing in at 15g.…
Evil OpenSSH servers can steal your private login keys to other systems – patch now
And consider regenerating your keys just in case Malicious OpenSSH servers can silently steal people's private SSH keys as they try to login, it emerged today.…
Indie review blasts detained immigrants' Facebook, Skype ban
Social networking ban should be struck down, says one-time ombudsman An independent review into the welfare of immigration detainees has suggested that current restrictions on internet access – including preventing access to immigration claims help sites, and blanket bans on Skype and Facebook – are irrational and counter-productive.…
Yahoo dumps 13.5TB of users' news interaction data for machine eating
Don't worry whoever Yahoo's 20m users are, it's 'anonymised' Yahoo! has publicly dumped a sample dataset for machine learning enthusiasts based on "anonymised" user interactions with the news feeds of several of its properties, ostensibly extending the research bridge between industry and academia.…
Exec walks the dog, swaps Google work day for Workday workday
Pete Lorant, EMEA director calls it a day at the choclate factory Workday has hired Google veteran Peter Lorant to run its alliances business in Europe.…
Video game retailer GAME in email marketing FAIL
Yet another firm fragged by bcc screwup Hundreds of UK video game fans became unwitting recipients of each others’ email addresses this week following a messaging cock-up at online retailer GAME.co.uk.…
Hortonworks: Fly, my channel army, fly (oh, and help us turn losses into profits)
Chats up disties but direct sales 'will continue' Hadoop challenger Hortonworks is formalising links with channel folk to spread open source gospel to a wider audience – and maybe, just maybe, help it turn losses into profits.…
HPE tops IDC's all-flash array list. But look who's not on the list
Severely narrow view of AFA industry +Comment Research house IDC has put out an all-flash array marketscape which deliberately excludes most of the available all-flash arrays. HPE tops its AFA list.…
SlemBunk slamdunk: Mobile banking Trojans found worldwide
Malware masquerading as 33 real bank apps Cybercrooks have put together a dynasty of Android Trojan apps in a bid to imitate the legitimate apps of 33 financial management institutions across the globe.…
Wanted: 1,400 sales jockeys to flog Oracle Cloud
Massive EMEA recruitment drive Oracle today unveiled a massive EMEA recruitment drive for its “cloud sales work force”.…
Flash and trash? You could begin with cache and trash
Putting a cache in front of object storage as a solution Comment Last year I wrote many times about object storage, flash memory, caching, and various other technologies in the storage industry. And I also coined the term “Flash and Trash” (see video here) to describe a trend of two-tier storage built on latency-sensitive, flash-based arrays on one side and capacity-driven, scale-out systems on the other.…
After-dinner Mint? Stylish desktop finale released as last of the 17 line
Now with added simplicity (and Windows-isation) Review Linux Mint 17.3, recently released, will be the last release of the Mint 17 line.…
AMD's 64-bit ARM server chip Seattle finally flies the coop ... but where will it call home?
Long-awaited CPU in build systems, SDN gear for now AMD is at last officially shipping its 64-bit ARM-based server chip, the Opteron A1100 aka Seattle. This wee beastie packs a load of networking and storage interfaces, and is seemingly eyeing up hyper-converged boxes in data centers.…
Never mind the patent trolls. Here's a riddle: What about the inventors?
Who's that trip-trapping over my bridge... a teen on hoverboard? The mania for hoverboards is causing an outbreak of painful patent ignorance, says a top litigator.…
ROBO HCIAs erupt from Atlantis. Thankfully it's not Rise of the Machines
It's hyper-converged all-flash appliances. Phew! Software biz Atlantis has announced a pint-size hyper-converged appliance for remote and branch offices.…
Optimus Prime goes under the hammer
Transformers Peterbilt 379 tractor heads to auction Film buffs with deep pockets and a really big garage should consider moseying on down to the forthcoming Barrett-Jackson Scottsdale auction, where the 1992 Peterbilt 379 Optimus Prime tractor will go under the hammer.…
MapR offers free test drive to AWS wannabes
Very much like having ‘enough server time to explore solutions’ NoSQL startup MapR is offering a free taster of its partners' technology through AWS's Test Drive, to be launched from MapR's site.…
TalkTalk outage: Dial M for Major cockup
No dial tone doesn't necessarily mean you can't TalkTalk Hapless mobile operator TalkTalk's phone network has been hit by an outage, leaving customers without dial tones – and without service – on landlines.…
2015 was the Year of the Linux Phone ... Nah, we're messing with you
Apart from that it was a sweet 12 months for penguinistas For the desktop Linux user, 2015 was a great year. There were major updates for nearly every single desktop available, launches of brand new desktops, even an impressive new distro that's forging its own path.…
Smallish telco Gigaclear gets €25m loan for rural broadband roll-out
Biz plans to bring fibre to just 40,000 new homes British telco minnow Gigaclear has topped up its coffers with a €25m (£19m) loan from the European Investment Bank, a move it reckons will help treble its rural broadband network in the UK this year.…
Database rights are no 'impediment' to Europe's data-driven economy
A legal expert explains how robust rights support innovation Opinion The existence of database rights does not hold back EU businesses from developing innovative new uses for data, despite what a recent report backed by two European Parliament committees says.…
HPE veteran looks at watch, realises time and quits
Martin Hess, veep of Enterprise Services out at month end Hewlett Packard Enterprise veteran Martin Hess will pin the green rectangle badge to his lapel for last time at the end of this month - the UK, Middle East, Africa and Israel veep for enterprise services is off.…
No, Agile does not 'equal' DevOps: Examining complexity and the long haul
No one talks about the network Two of the hottest buzzwords in the industry at the moment are DevOps and microservices – both are riding high on the hype cycle and we're starting to see gurus emerge telling us that they will save the IT industry (or at least save the industry a great deal of money).…
DWP building a separate ID tool as Verify can’t cut it, whisper sources
The dept's wide spectrum of users is... well, problematic The Department for Work and Pensions looks to be developing its own version of an online identity tool intended as a way to ensure a secure transaction with government services, according to several sources.…
Microsoft wants you, yes you, to write bits of Windows 10. For free
Microsoft open-sources Chakra, seeks community karma and code POLL Microsoft has followed through on its December 2015 promise to open-source Chakra, the JavaScript engine in its Edge browser.…
Microsoft's patent tumble: A kinder, gentler IP politics? No
The stealth war against Chairman IBM The fact that IBM filed more patents in 2015 than anybody is about as usual as Alexander Lukashenko sweeping to a fresh presidential term in Belarus.…
Cisco decides that to save the cloud, it must hunt it with prejudice
SaaS-y shadow IT sniffer addresses old problem with new jargon Cisco has launched a software-as-a-service-based attack on shadow IT.…
Server retired after 18 years and ten months – beat that, readers!
Home-brew 200Mhz Pentium FreeBSD box ran custom code that made replacement painful The Register has learned, thanks to a post to a semi-private mailing list, of a server that has just been decommissioned after running without replacement parts since 1997.…
Cloud Security Alliance says infosec wonks would pay $1m ransoms
Unless, uh, they're hit with Linux.Encoder crapware. Some companies will pay hackers up to US$1 million in ransoms to claw back stolen data according to a poll by the Cloud Security Alliance.…
Same time, same server, next Tuesday? AWS can do that now
Who wins with the new Scheduled Reserved Instances: you or Amazon? Amazon Web Services has just done something rather interesting, in the form of making it possible to reserve servers in advance for short bursts of computing.…
Debug code cracked case in hunt for mystery Silverlight zero day
Kaspersky reveals story behind nasty Patch Tuesday fix Kaspersky has revealed how it tracked an exploit developer's debug signature over months to find and report to Microsoft a dangerous, then zero-day vulnerability in Silverlight that could have placed millions of users at risk of compromise.…
Qualcomm, TDK in US$3 billion joint venture to bake radio chipsets
Mobezilla bulks up on tech from baseband to antenna Qualcomm is going to sling around US$1.2 billion into a joint venture with TDK to build radio chipsets.…
No escape: Microsoft injects 'Get Windows 10' nagware into biz PCs
This is like the Night of the Living Dead Microsoft's relentless campaign to push Windows 10 onto every PC on the planet knows no bounds: now business desktops will be nagged to upgrade.…
Investor to AT&T – give us a peek at your NSA data dealings
Telco pushed by Arjuna for more details on government requests An activist investor is pressing AT&T for more details about how it handles government data requests.…
A granny and a marriage celebrant show Turnbull's 4ked the NBN
Immersive cameras are mainstream, but our networks aren't built to deliver the content At the end of my holidays, as I waited for a for a flight to Sydney, I ran to a bloke I know who has a very healthy business as a marriage celebrant. Two hundred couples a year say their vows under his auspices, and he’s always looking for ways to keep his business fresh, to keep those engagements coming.…
Industry vet Khosla kicks Dell-EMC in the innovation crotch
A VC with startup agenda slams established suppliers. Surprised? Neither were we Comment Billionaire, venture capitalist guru and Sun Microsystems co-founder Vinod Khosla thinks the merged Dell-EMC will result in a rusty innovation pipeline. Unsurprisingly, EMC CTO John Roese says Khosla's all wrong.…
Nest thermostat owners out in the cold after software update cockup
Buggy code blamed for drained batteries, failed heating Owners of Nest's space-age thermostats are boiling with rage after a software update left them frigid – and facing a long process to get the devices back up and running.…
Telstra dominates NBN retail, but less than you might think
Incumbent's NBN conversion rate only so-so, but will accelerate Telstra's been accused of putting a stranglehold on National Broadband Network (NBN) connections. Our take: not quite yet.…
UK Home Sec stumbles while trying to justify blanket cyber-snooping
Theresa May tells committee: 'I want to be more open ... I'll write you a letter' IPB UK Home Secretary Theresa May was grilled on Wednesday by a Parliamentary committee scrutinizing fresh powers proposed for GCHQ.…
Ross Ulbricht lodges (another) appeal of Silk Road verdict and sentence
File under: 'good luck with that' Convicted Silk Road boss Ross Ulbricht has launched a fresh appeal to have his case heard once more.…
Facebook tries to defend its troubling masterplan to own India's internet
Letter to Indian says Free Basics spurs web adoption without market distortion Facebook has provided a passionate defense of its controversial Free Basics program and its approach of "zero rating."…
Power plants, utilities 'just hanging right off the internet's tubes'
US Homeland Security guy fed up with critical stuff accessible on the 'net Utilities opening their infrastructure to the internet are creating an irresistible honeypot for criminals, says the US government's Industrial Control Systems Cyber Emergency Response Team. .…
Probe launched after mischiefmaker invades US spyboss's Verizon broadband account
Wife's Yahoo! webmail inbox also penetrated An investigation is underway after someone managed to infiltrate webmail and home broadband accounts belonging to the family of US spymaster James Clapper.…
Cisco admins gear up for a late night – hardcoded password in wireless points nuked
Wi-Fi gear, WLAN controllers, ISE get security patches Cisco sysadmins have a busy day ahead of them, with vulnerabilities announced in wireless LAN controllers, the Cisco Identity Services Engine, and Aironet access points.…
Zes, zir, zank you, zir: Zerto zucks in 50 zillion zucks in zenture zapital
The Veeam of DR keeps zooming along +Comment Startup Zerto has picked up $50m in a fifth round of funding.…
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