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Fondleslab deaths grounded ALL of American Airlines' 737s
Bizarre iPad fail KOs dozens of flights Dozens of American Airlines flights were delayed this morning when pilots' iPads abruptly crashed, leaving the entire AA fleet without access to vital flight plans and, resultantly, grounded.…
Your new car will dob you in to the cops if you crash, decrees EU
Lifesaving prang-snoop SIMs will only transmit basic info New cars sold in the EU from March 2018 will have to phone the authorities if they think they've been in a crash.…
Paranoid about the NSA? The case for dumping cloud's Big 3
Can you achieve security through the obscurity of regional ISPs? Internet Service Providers (ISPs) may be the most important public cloud providers of the next decade. Hosting your data with an ISP has a number of advantages over choosing the dominant American cloud providers: advantages that run the gamut from technical to political.…
Inky stink as rinky dink Apple Watch fails on tattooed arm
Apple in 'Won't Work With Hipster Body Art' shocker Redditor guinne55fan has found a bug in the Apple Watch: it appears not to work on his heavily-tattooed arm.…
Chinese report loopy Facebook redirections
Users unclear if packet racket is accident or attack China appears to have neutered swathes of otherwise uncensored websites and redirected Facebook login attempts to external websites, according to local reports.…
Stop the war between privacy and security – EU data watchdog
And you don't have to keep data within national borders. Just be careful with it Security and privacy are not mutually exclusive says Europe’s privacy watchdog – and people should stop saying they are.…
Fiesta exploit kits wakes from siesta
Reports of hacker toolkit's death proven greatly exaggerated Brad Duncan says attackers are again slinging the Fiesta, this time using a complicated series of loops that researchers will find difficult to trace.…
Brit boffins BLOW UP Li-On batteries and film the MELTING COPPER
This is why Lenovo is recalling ThinkPads Video UK boffins have taken a close-up of what happens with Li-ion batteries when they get hot under the collar, and it's not pretty.…
UK's annual PCB waste = 81 HMS Belfasts, says National Physical Lab
An awful lot of light cruisers dumped into landfills We're obliged to reader Simon Moore for flagging up a heavyweight improbable measurement unit, deployed by the National Physical Laboratory in an attempt to quantify the amount of printed circuit board waste dumped into UK landfills every year in terms of Royal Navy light cruisers.…
Barclays, Halifax and Tesco still being gnawed by POODLE
Australia's NAB in strife, too, says researcher Major banks are still open to POODLE attacks months after being called out as vulnerable.…
Tax shouldn't be taxing – unless you're Barracuda Networks
Ambitious fish's sales rise but paperwork triggers crash Barracuda Networks reported a satisfyingly chunky revenue rise for its final 2015 quarter and full year, ended February 28, but losses dove unexpectedly deep due to taxation manipulations.…
PayPal adopts ARM servers, gets mightily dense
Applied Micro trumpets accelerating cloud-scale adoption in solid Q4 results Those hoping ARM-powered servers can give Intel and AMD some stiff competition in the data centre have some good news today, after Applied Micro revealed that PayPal “has deployed and validated” the company's ARM-architected X-Gene server-on-a-chip.…
Samsung Electronics' sales go OVER A CLIFF
Petitie profit pump provide parachute, but didn't open in time to prevent a nasty landing Samsung Electronics, the phones-and-chips-and-tellies arm of the Chaebol, has reported a nasty set of numbers for 2014's first quarter. Let's go straight to a slide from the earnings call to show you how nasty.…
SOHOpeless Realtek driver vuln hits Wi-Fi routers
SOAP scum dirties D-Link, TRENDnet and maybe more Twenty months of optimism has come to nought, so the Zero Day Initiative has gone public with a vulnerability in the Realtek SDK that's inherited by at least two broadband router vendors.…
Users hate Twitter ads, and that's seen it incur another loss in Q1
Plus: URL-guessing leak sees results hit market early and shares slump Financial analysts have reacted without apparent irony to disappointing results from microblabbing platform Twitter.…
How do you sell fewer hard drives but make more profit? Let's ask ... Western Digital
Good trick – it eluded Seagate Western Digital's third quarter of fiscal 2015, ended April 3, raked in sales of US$3.55bn – that's 4.1 per cent down on the year-ago quarter, and 8.7 per cent less than the previous quarter.…
Intel's wristjob envy sparks reorg
Palm's Bell bumped sideways, says WSJ Intel has signalled a refocussing of its R&D in an effort to really, truly make a difference in the wearables market.…
DARPA's steerable bullet turns novices into pros – a real-life aimbot
Spray and prey – magic bullet can turn and burn Video The military boffins at the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA) have shown off how the latest version of their "steerable bullet" lets a complete novice hit a distant target with pinpoint accuracy.…
Turnbull's digital transformation team discovers user testing
If Australia's public service needs this advice, the DTO has its work cut out Australia's Digital Transformation Office (DTO) has done something, again.…
NASA 'UFO' pops a leak, lands in outback Australia
Super Pressure Balloon flight terminated, 32 days into planned 100-day flight NASA has terminated the flight of its Super Pressure Balloon after one-third of its planned flight.…
IBM: We're the reassuringly expensive cloud
Gartner's first DR-as-a-service Magic Quadrant puts Sungard and Big Blue on top Ahead of Amazon.com breaking out results for Amazon Web Services last week, IBM wrote to let us know that not only does it haul in about US$7.7 billion a year with cloud and software-as-a-service but that it does so with “higher-value, higher profit cloud opportunities” rather than “low-end commoditized cloud offerings.”…
Apple BANS watch apps from Apple Watch – techno-absurdity in 2015
A gadget that tells the TIME on your WRIST? HERESY! Apple has banned Watch apps that tell the time from the App Store – and therefore from fanbois' wrists.…
LG slaps six-core Snapdragon 808 in curvy G4 flagship – not the overheating 810
Shiny, shiny, shiny phone in leather LG has unveiled its latest Android 5.1 smartphone, the G4, and promised that the handset will go on sale in US within the next few months. It will be available with a ceramic or real leather backplate.…
Judge denies retrial for 'Dread Pirate' Ulbricht in Silk Road drugs case
Says prosecution's evidence 'went unrebutted' A US federal judge has rejected convicted Silk Road kingpin Ross Ulbricht's request for a new trial, despite his attorneys' claims of misdeeds on the part of government agents and prosecutors.…
Money-for-mods-gate: Valve gives masterclass in how to lose gamers and alienate people
Whoops, maybe butting into Skyrim was a bad idea A week ago, gaming darling Valve set up an online store allowing designers to sell game mods. Now, after a backlash from gamers, the Half-Life biz has shut it down.…
How do you really know if a storage array will perform for you?
When dealing with multi-million storage estates, flying blind is not ideal When you have an existing storage array infrastructure with a variety of server apps about to hit the array, how do you know if array technology upgrades or even a new array will work as well or better than the existing kit?…
Best Buy bites down hard on Apple Pay fruity bonking deal
Mobile payment coming to US stores later this year – but what about CurrentC? Apple has finally convinced Best Buy – a big retail player in the US – to allow its customers to use Cupertino's mobile payment system.…
DDoSsers use reflection amplification to crank up the volume to 100Gbps+
Ne'er-do-wells: 'Hey.' Dumb servers: 'WHAT?' Targets: 'AAARGH' DDoS attacks have grown in volume yet again with 25 attacks larger than 100Gbps globally in Q1 2015, according to the latest stats from DDoS mitigation firm Arbor Networks.…
Space chaos: Russian cargo pod spins OUT OF CONTROL on way to ISS
Progress capsule goes TITSUP: Total Inability To Sustain Usual Propulsion Video Russia has lost control of its Progress cargo capsule that was due to deliver 6,000lb of supplies to the International Space Station. The craft is spinning and tumbling around Earth as controllers try to establish contact.…
ICANN wants total control of DNS while breaking its own bylaws to block .africa probe
Board member ordered to appear at hearing ICANN broke its own bylaws – and acted in a way "fundamentally inconsistent" with its role as the world's DNS overlord – while restricting efforts to make itself more accountable to netizens.…
WHY can't Silicon Valley create breakable non-breakable encryption, cry US politicians
Reality doesn't work like that, say crypto-bods Analysis At last week's RSA security conference, the halls were full of government speakers telling the tech community that it must do the impossible: invent a form of encryption that's strong, but also easy for law enforcement to crack.…
HDS conference product splurge sees it lining up for data harvest
Huge Hitachi conglomerate eyes cross-selling opportunities With a cornucopia of announcements, HDS is extending its VSP high-end technology down range, as well as introducing new UCP models, a Hyper Scale-Out Platform and infrastructure management software tools.…
Cumulus Networks gives network admins a little DevOps loving
Rack management for the white box world Cumulus Networks has launched a management config of its Linux network distro to give white-box sysadmins the kind of capabilities they're used to in the world of proprietary switches.…
Imation board and CEO get desperate ahead of May 20 AGM
Second shareholder letter disses Clinton Group Fearing the worst – that they might get booted off the board in a proxy vote war – Imation's CEO and board have written a second letter to shareholders, appealing for their support in a vote at the company's AGM on May 20.…
Quid-A-Day kids chow down on foraged weed salad
Meanwhile, US Nosh Posse team member preps a real fishy pot-boiler We at the El Reg Quid-A-Day Nosh Posse headquarters received the first full report from team member Nathan Dennis yesterday afternoon, shortly after he got stuck into the Live Below the Line challenge in aid of Malaria No More UK.…
Tencent introduces slimmed-down wristjob TOS to swollen market
Megacorp hopes to keep a firm grip on users' things A new lightweight OS for internet-of-things things has been announced by Chinese megacorp Tencent.…
Quid-A-Day veteran fuelled by vastly improved nosh stash
Orders from missus helps avoid repeat of 780-calorie-per-day debacle We're pleased to report that El Reg Quid-A-Day Nosh Posse member and 2014 Live Below the Line veteran Toby Sibley has resurfaced, fuelled by a vastly superior diet to that which saw him subsist on a meagre 780 calories per day last year.…
Range Rover Sport: Like a cathedral on wheels, only with comfier pews
Sir Christopher Wren would have approved Vulture at the wheel It’s all about the headrests.…
FT and Guardian eagerly grab Google's 30 pieces of silver
€150m to spunk away on digital projects? That’ll do nicely Money can’t buy you love, they say, but Google hopes it can mollify Europe’s newspaper publishers. Faced with antitrust action in Europe, the Chocolate Factory is pouring €150m directly into the pockets of European newspaper publishers to use on “digital projects”, the FT reports.…
David Cameron 'guarantees' action on mobe not-spots. Honest
Tory leader promises better mobile broadband - but doesn't say how It’s election time, so all the party leaders are promising everything to everyone. The latest one from David Cameron is good mobile phone coverage.…
The Government Digital Service: The Happiest Place on Earth
Consultants confirm: It's white, cliquey and everyone hates them Special Report Last year, the Cabinet Office asked an external management consultancy to examine staff morale and high turnover at the Government Digital Service. After interviewing more than 100 civil servants, its scathing confidential analysis described an organisation beset by low morale and run by a “cabal” management of old friends, who bypassed talent in favour of recruiting former associates – while Whitehall viewed GDS as “smug” and “arrogant”.…
BlackBerry Leap: Touching biz users with a budget(ish) device
Perfect corporate fleet fodder, if you drive a hard bargain Review The Leap is the first full-touch device BlackBerry has released in 18 months, and only the third to be released in developed markets. It’s also the cheapest, with the BlackBerry UK store listing it at £199 including VAT.…
TURKEY-SIZED VEGETARIAN T. REX found by kid BAFFLES boffins
Plant-eating platypus puzzles paleontologists Baffled bone boffins are puzzled by the discovery of a diminutive new vegetarian dino in Chile which, they say, was closely related to the infamous meat-eating Tyrannosaurus rex.…
Apple BIGGER than the U.S. ECONOMY? Or Australia? Or ... Luxembourg?
iThing event horizon actually not that close Analysis Apple's results are out - and it's time for the traditional game of trying to work out how much richer than which country the company is. With sales at $58 billion for the quarter, profits of $13.7 billion and depending upon how absurd we want to make our method of measurement this makes it the same as the US economy, the size of Ireland or Pakistan, that of Luxembourg or some 0.35% of the US economy.…
SendGrid infosec chief eats humble pie, admits email service hacked
'Account takeover was an isolated incident', insists firm Marketing email distribution service SendGrid is asking customers to switch passwords after admitting it got hacked.…
Acer introduces a REVOLUTION in tablet tech: The PENCIL
Affordable fondleslabs, mobes 'n' wearables for the masses Pics In an earlier article on The Register, Acer revealed its PC plans – but also in evidence at its recent press launch in New York last week was the company’s belief that there is still plenty of room in certain market segments for tablets.…
HDS gets busy, finds itself in the VSP family way
High-end VSP G1000 gets a rackful of younger siblings We've learnt that HDS' high-end VSP G1000 storage array is sprouting siblings, with G200, G400, G600 and G800 products popping up under the high-end G1000 in the line up.…
New antenna supports all three wireless charging standards
One thing to bring them all and in the darkness charge them A new antenna design aims to solve the two major problems with wireless charging: the mess of standards and the limitations of transmitting power by radio.…
Why recruiters are looking beyond IT's traditional talent pool
Brain surgeon? Anthropologist? Ex-NASA? You're just what we're looking for Simon Zhang is a former brain surgeon, but that’s literally the last thing you’ll find on his LinkedIn profile.…
Romanian rozzers round up alleged $15 MILLION ATM cybercrim gang
25 people arrested over international cash-slurp operation Romanian police have arrested 25 people who are suspected of being part of a cyber-crime gang that organised $15m in fraudulent bank withdrawals.…
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