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We're not Finnished yet: Nokia chalks up €200m sales hit to 'COVID-19 issues'
Insists: It was the supply chain! We'll get the sales back later this year Nokia Oyj told the market this morning that it estimates the novel coronavirus has "had an approximately €200m negative impact" on its Q1 2020 sales, mostly due to "supply chain challenges" but insisted the sales would be "shifted to future periods", rather than being lost to the ledger entirely.…
Google is a 'publisher' says Aussie court as it hands £20k damages to gangland lawyer
Chocolate Factory held liable for words on its website An Australian court has declared that Google is a "publisher" and awarded an aggrieved lawyer £20,000 after searches on his name returned criminal allegations from his past.…
Sun shines on ServiceNow amid pandemic storm after belated spree of $1m+ deals
Always be closing, especially when the economy's in a tailspin Workflow wizard ServiceNow seems to have dodged the market glitch at the end of Q1 and secured deals sufficient to beat guidance with its results.…
Virtual meetings in Animal Crossing are so last month. Behold the virtual computer museum
Social simulation in an era of social distancing News reaches Vulture Central of more retro computing goodness courtesy of the hit game Animal Crossing and an enterprising member of staff at the currently shuttered Centre for Computing History.…
Microsoft unveils simpler, easier Windows Virtual Desktop: You no longer need to be a VDI expert to make this work
Also: what does the Windows giant have in common with the Boomtown Rats? Neither seems keen on Mondays Microsoft is having a crack at simplifying Windows Virtual Desktop while rolling out support for more operating systems.…
Process miner Celonis pushes out application tools to tighten up how they're used in anger
Better look into how users don't use software the way biz thinks they do Celonis has carved a niche by selling companies such as Siemens, 3M, Airbus and Vodafone the software and analytics techniques to "X-ray" their business processes in the hope of iroing out kinks to save time and money.…
Lars Ulrich makes veiled threats of another Metallica album during web chat with Salesforce CEO Marc Benioff
You know what, Lars? We're OK Lars Ulrich, drummer of corporate shlock rock merchants Metallica, has threatened that the thrash metal giants could make a new album despite the coronavirus lockdown as he wagged chins with Salesforce chief Marc Benioff.…
Salt peppered with holes? Automation tool vulnerable to auth bypass: Patch now
'The impact is full remote command execution as root on both master and all minions' The Salt configuration tool has patched two vulnerabilities whose combined effect was to expose Salt installations to complete control by an attacker. A patch for the issues was released last night, but systems that are not set to auto-update may still be vulnerable.…
Red Hat’s new CEO on surviving inside Blue Blue: 'We don’t participate in IBM's culture. It’s that simple'
Paul Cormier talks hybrid cloud growth and independence with El Reg Interview Red Hat’s new CEO is feeling confident. It’s a pretty good time to be the head of a company whose entire business is virtual: virtual machines, hybrid cloud, operating system support, Kubernetes containers. These are boom times.…
Facebook defers $3bn of infrastructure spend because it's hard to build bit barns when you're working from home
The Social Network™ is predictably busy but says that won't last Facebook will defer $3bn of spending on infrastructure because it's hard to build data centres while working from home.…
In the cloud, who can hear your developers scream?
Snyk wants to keep your software engineering teams safe in off-prem environments Webcast Like children flying the family nest, applications and services are leaving the on-premises corporate environment – and they’re not even coming back so you can do their washing.…
In trying times like these, it's reassuring to know you can still get pwned five different ways by Adobe Illustrator files
Make sure you update your software with these critical fixes Adobe has emitted fixes for multiple remote code execution holes in Illustrator and its Bridge code.…
Free-speech-loving Cloudflare hooks up with China’s biggest retailer JD
The spice must flow seems to be the gist of it, along with JD's cloudy ambitions Cloudflare, which has often taken a stance on freedom of speech issues, has now vastly extended its reach into China – where the government routinely censors its citizens.…
India to build contact-tracing app for feature phones that still use 2G, don't have Bluetooth and can't run apps
There's hundreds of millions in India alone The Indian government has signaled it will develop a COVID-19 contact-tracing that will work on the feature phones that comprise over half of the national mobile phone fleet.…
Past three months were a rollercoaster for Microsoft: Ad spending down, PCs and gaming flat, cloud climbing amid work-from-home demand
COVID-19 had 'minimal net impact' on sales, Windows giant claims Microsoft on Wednesday revealed its financial figures for the past three virus-addled months – and there was some up, and some down.…
Lyft dumps 17% of staff, furloughs 5%, cuts pay as people stay home, avoid rides in possibly virus-ridden cars
Uber is reportedly thinking about laying off 5,000-plus, too Lyft announced Wednesday it will lay off 17 per cent of staff, and furlough five per cent, as its business collapses amid coronavirus lockdowns and slowdowns. That amounts to roughly 980 people axed, and 290 on pause with no pay.…
Apple chucks $3 at iPhone users after killing FaceTime on iOS 6 because it didn't want to pay connectivity charges
Millions to go to lawyers after legal brouhaha ends in settlement Apple has agreed to settle a class-action lawsuit brought by folks upset the iGiant broke FaceTime overnight on millions of iPhones. The settlement amounts to a few bucks a device, meaning the Cupertino giant almost certainly made a net profit in the process.…
Who's still using Webex? Not even Cisco: Judge orders IT giant to use rival Zoom for virtual patent trial
It would be rather awkward if Switchzilla's own video-link app fell over mid-proceedings, wouldn't it? A judge has ordered Cisco to use arch-rival Zoom rather than its own video-conference offering Webex to virtually attend a patent-infringement trial.…
Ex-Cloud Foundry boss to pull strings at Puppet as CTO, says open-source software 'evolves faster, is more mature'
Abby Kearns says she will continue to foster OSS culture in new role Former Cloud Foundry exec director Abby Kearns has rocked up at Puppet as CTO, where she will direct "the company's current and future product portfolio."…
We need you, Reg IT pros: How are you modernizing your databases in a hybrid world?
Clue us in so we can better understanding the challenges and opportunities you face Reader survey Relational database systems are in many ways the workhorses of IT. But how are they holding up in the modern age?…
Three things in life are certain: Death, taxes, and cloud-based IoT gear bricked by vendors. Looking at you, Belkin
Ubiquitous consumer kit maker EOLs netcam. Oh, AND the cloud services that make it work Oh look, here's another cautionary tale about buying cloud-based IoT kit. On 29 May, global peripheral giant Belkin will flick the "off" switch on its Wemo NetCam IP cameras, turning the popular security devices into paperweights.…
Academics demand answers from NHS over potential data timebomb ticking inside new UK contact-tracing app
Slurp everyone's details and you create a hugely valuable hacker target A group of nearly 175 UK academics has criticised the NHS's planned COVID-19 contact-tracing app for a design choice they say could endanger users by creating a centralised store of sensitive health and travel data about them.…
RetroPie 4.6 brings forth an answer to 'What do I do with this Pi 4 I bought last year?'
Fans of creaky old hardware can relive their misspent IT youth Bought a Raspberry Pi 4 and left the poor thing mouldering in your gadget drawer? We have news – RetroPie has unleashed version 4.6 of its popular emulator suite.…
Arm dumps risk for CISC – Chip Indies Skip Costs: Early-stage startups can pay $0 to access CPU, GPU blueprints
Who said open-source alternatives? Haha, no one here said it, you must have imagined it Arm hopes to entice early-stage chip-designing startups into licensing its blueprints – by slashing the cost of entry to zero.…
Family meeting! Chocolate Factory makes its business-like video-chat service free to anyone with a Google account
Oh goody. Yet another tech support channel for relatives to abuse Google is making its Meet video-chat service free to anyone who wants it, as long as you have a Google account.…
Some big boots to Phil: HPE says bye to globo sales exec who is heading for a land down under
Davis ups sticks, takes new job that lets him emigrate to family in Australia In a seemingly abrupt departure, HPE has confirmed Phil Davis, who runs its Hybrid IT division and the ultimately the global sales team, is leaving at the end of the week for new pastures Down Under.…
Long after Linux, Windows Server Containers finally arrive on Microsoft's Azure Kubernetes Service
Generally available, but will never reach parity with Linux on Kubernetes Microsoft's Windows Server Containers is now generally available on its Azure Kubernetes Service, three years after AKS's launch.…
I'm doing this to stop humans ripping off brilliant ideas by computers and aliens, says guy unsuccessfully filing patents 'invented' by his AI
Bloke tells all to El Reg after US, Euro officials say only 'natural' people can be patent inventors AI systems cannot be listed as inventors in patent submissions, the US Patent and Trademark Office ruled this week.…
ProtonMail-run website boasting 'complete guide' to GDPR left credential-baring .git repo exposed online
Ooo, double irony! An EU-sponsored GDPR advice website run by Proton Technologies had a vulnerability that let anyone clone it and extract a MySQL database username and password.…
Sometimes one can go a little too far in search of isolation
Trapped between two screens. Forever borked Bork!Bork!Bork! Welcome to another in The Register's surprisingly long-lived series of Borks and bugs from the UK, Europe and beyond.…
Google reveals how its Borg clusters have evolved yet still only use about 60 percent of resources (Alibaba might do better)
New dump of tracing data and pair of papers reveal plenty about ad giant’s internal operations Google has published a huge trove of new data describing the performance of the "Borg" clusters that deliver its services and the antecedent to Kubernetes.…
ATLAS flubbed: Comet heading our way takes one look at Earth, self-destructs into house-sized chunks
And who could blame it? Pics Stargazers hoping to glimpse a comet close to Earth next month are in for a disappointment: it fell apart en route.…
Mystery cloud added 10,000 new AMD Epyc servers in under ten days to handle demand for you know what
Chip challenger announces 40 percent Q1 growth, lowers guidance Chip challenger AMD has posted a strong set of Q1 results, and made the now-rare decision to provide guidance for the remainder of the year – though also lowered that guidance for the period.…
Memory, all alone doing all right. Samsung dreams of the old days, life was beautiful then. Hopes punters remember happiness is a new telly
Korean giant's Q1 held up, but full 2020 outlook looks like worse than the Cats movie trailer Samsung Electronics has posted Q1 2020 results that tell a viral tale.…
Resistance is futile: Some Cisco security appliances are ticking time bombs of fail thanks to faulty resistors
After 18 months, they can just fall over. The fix is asking Borgzilla for a new one Resistors, which cost a few cents apiece, are bricking pricey Cisco Adaptive Security Appliances (ASAs).…
Like life for a lot of us, Google's 2020 was going relatively fine until March hit. Ad sales nosedive, but yay for cloud and Chromebooks?
Does anything really matter when you have $100bn in the bank and pocketing nearly $7bn a quarter in profit? Google parent Alphabet’s financial figures for its first quarter of 2020 were a mixed bag. Two months of business as usual, if not better than usual, then a miserable March as advertisers shut their wallets amid the coronavirus pandemic.…
Florida man might just stick it to HP for injecting sneaky DRM update into his printers that rejected non-HP ink
World crosses fingers One man’s effort to sue HP Inc for preventing his printers from working and forcing him to use its own branded, and more expensive, ink cartridges can move forward in California.…
San Francisco trial of Russian bloke extradited and accused of hacking LinkedIn, Dropbox, Formspring stalls again amid pandemic lockdown
Case that has rumbled on since 2016 may have to be started again from scratch The man accused of hacking LinkedIn, Dropbox and the Formspring Q&A forum, and later selling the stolen data of hundreds of millions of users, has seen his trial disrupted a third time by the coronavirus pandemic.…
Guess which cloud giant Zoom picked to handle millions more video calls? Bzzt, wrong answer: It's Oracle
No wonder Larry Ellison went on YouTube to heap praise on the web-conferencing upstart A few weeks ago a baseball-capped Larry Ellison stuck a short video on YouTube praising Zoom to the skies, calling it "an essential service." Now we have an idea why.…
Talk about physical to virtual translation: Red Hat officially emits OpenShift 4.4, Fedora 32 in online conference
Linux distro giant gets cosy with Microsoft among other announcements Red Hat Summit The Red Hat (virtual) Summit is under way, and the Linux distro giant has announced the release of OpenShift 4.4, new deals with Microsoft, and the unboxing of Fedora 32.…
Assange should be furloughed from Belmarsh prison, says human rights org. Here's a thought: He could stay with friends!
Totally reliable and worked really well last time The son of British fashion designer Vivienne Westwood wants accused US government hacker Julian Assange "furloughed" from Belmarsh prison in southeast London, UK.…
Rust core devs mull adoption of alternative compiler front-end for improved IDE support
'I move that we merge this RFC,' says Moz's Nico Matsakis An alternative compiler front-end called rust-analyzer has been proposed for official adoption to improve IDE support for Rust developers, and has won backing from the programming language's core team.…
Aussie immunology legend consults Twitter for his local off-licence opening hours
Even Nobel Prize-winning boffins need to take the edge off sometimes For a country of habitual boozers where alcohol sales have leapt recently, Brits won't be surprised to hear that Australian immunologist and Nobel laureate Professor Peter Doherty was sitting at his computer yesterday when he felt the urge for a stiff drink.…
Outages batter UK's Virgin Media into wee hours as broadband failures spike 77% globally
'Not caused by a spike in usage or a lack of network capacity,' says Brit ISP Broadband outages have soared since the start of the COVID-19 lockdown, per data from US network intelligence firm ThousandEyes. Among the most recent victims is Virgin Media, which suffered intermittent failures across the UK and Ireland starting yesterday early evening, and continuing into the early hours of the morning.…
Hey bud – how the heck does that stay in your ear? Google emits latest Pixel Buds, plus extra bloatware if you have the matching phone
Lucky old Pixel owners, eh? Google has released its second-stab at the hearable market — the AirPod-style, earplug-looking Pixel Buds wireless earphones.…
Thought Microsoft's licence plans were Kafkaesque? How about a Kafka extension for Azure Functions?
Also: Java 8 support? Linux? Ah yes – that would be the new Microsoft Microsoft has slung a Kafka Extension for Azure Functions out to preview as well as sneaking in Java 8 support for Linux hosting.…
CFOs are crossing fingers and hoping a second wave of COVID-19 does not appear, says Gartner
On the plus side, fears about revenue losses and meeting payroll have subsided If you fail to plan, you are planning to fail. If Benjamin Franklin's aphorism proves to be true, businesses should be worried by the latest research from Gartner.…
Pimp my PostgreSQL: Swarm64 paints go-faster stripes on open-source database challenger
Legacy data warhouse wheezing? It could be an option Parallel processing and hardware optimisation biz Swarm64 has pushed out PostgreSQL acceleration software in the hopes this will set it up to compete against proprietary products.…
Windows 10 gets a little more G-shaped: G Suite admins can now manage Microsoft's OS, and that includes remote wipe
Google shores up security for biz users Google has upped security for business customers using its G Suite package, including Windows 10 administration, data loss prevention rules, and access rules based on where you are and what device you are using.…
Wakey-wakey! A quarter of IT pros only get 3-4 hours' kip – and you won't believe what's being touted as the 'solution'
Going to bed earlier? Getting more exercise? Don't be ridiculous. It's 'the adoption of cloud technologies' Feeling refreshed, revved up and raring to go? No? Well, the chances are you did not get enough sleep. Among the throngs of IT professionals, it would appear you are not alone.…
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