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Sacked NCC Group grad trainee emailed 300 coworkers about Kali Linux VM 'playing up'
Then took her employers to the Employment Tribunal An NCC Group graduate trainee who emailed 300 coworkers to ask for help with what she deemed to be "unusual" behaviour from her Kali Linux VM; contacted the firm’s incident response team to complain about a faulty laptop; and said the machine had been "deliberately sabotaged", has had her victimisation claim thrown out by an employment tribunal.…
AI snaps business titan jaywalking
On the side of a bus #F_AI_L An Artificial Intelligence system in China publicly shamed one of the country’s most prominent business executive for jaywalking - after spotting their mug going past on the side of a bus.…
Domain name 'admin' role eyed up as latest victim in Whois system's GDPRmeggdon
Plus anonymous email and all personal info to be redacted The long-standing but outdated "admin" role associated with every internet domain name will be killed off under new recommendations designed to update the Whois registry and make it complaint with European data privacy rules.…
A rumble in Amazon's jungle: AWS now rents out homegrown 64-bit Arm server processors
A1 'Graviton' instances available right now, can work out cheaper than x86 virtual machines re:Invent Amazon has designed its own 64-bit Arm server processors, dubbed Graviton, and is right now renting them out on AWS.…
Telstra told by regulator to keep copper for an extra five years
Competition needs come first Australia's competition watchdog has announced the regime that regulates Telstra's copper network should remain in place until at least 2024.…
Roll up, roll up, HPE's composable infra charabanc is coming
Is your IT department full of monsters? HPE seems to think so HPE Discover 2018 HPE is updating its wares to reduce the skill level needed to deploy its so-called composable infrastructure.…
Oz opposition caves, offers encryption backdoor compromise
Mark Dreyfus offers to rubber-stamp legislation if only counter-terror agencies get decryption Mark Dreyfus, the Labor opposition's shadow Attorney General, has offered a compromise on Australia's controversial encryption backdooring bill that could see it passed, but with its operation restricted to counter-terrorism agencies.…
Apple heading for Supreme Court showdown over iOS App Store 'monopoly' gripe
Cupertino getting little love from the Supremes so far Apple may soon find itself at the center of a monopoly probe before the United States Supreme Court, based on opening arguments heard on Monday.…
Microsoft reveals terrible trio of bugs that knocked out Azure, Office 362.5 multi-factor auth logins for 14 hours
Breakdown in MFA's cache, response, and event handling all contributed to TITSUP Microsoft has delivered its postmortem report detailing the failures that led to unlucky folks being unable to log into its cloud services for 14 hours last week.…
NASA's Mars probe InSight really has Mars in sight: It beams back first pic after touchdown
Once solar panels are deployed, spacecraft can begin studying Martian underground Vid NASA’s InSight lander today successfully fell through the atmosphere of Mars to touchdown in seemingly one piece on the planet's surface.…
Check your repos... Crypto-coin-stealing code sneaks into fairly popular NPM lib (2m downloads per week)
Node.js package tried to plunder Bitcoin wallets A widely used Node.js code library listed in NPM's warehouse of repositories was altered to include crypto-coin-stealing malware. The lib in question, event-stream, is downloaded roughly two million times a week by application programmers.…
Seeing as Bitcoin is going so, so well, Ohio becomes first US state to take biz taxes in BTC
Officials take steps to get off the e-currency's rollercoaster ride Ohio has become the first US state to accept Bitcoin as formal payment for business taxes – everything from sales and vehicle levies to employee tax and electricity costs.…
LG: Fsck everything, we're doing 16 lenses in smartphones (probably)
How do we make mobes take better snaps? Throw a buttload of sensors at 'em, judging from this patent In a move that wouldn't seem out of place in The Onion, LG has invented a 16-lens camera for use in phones.…
Openreach names 81 lucky locations to be plugged into its super-zippy Gfast pipe
Take a look up the railtrack, from Barking to Faversham UK fibre flinger Openreach has announced plans to bring its ultrafast broadband service to another 81 locations, thanks in part to the joy of Gfast.…
Great Scott! Is nothing sacred? US movie-goers vote Back To The Future as most-wanted reboot
Yep, back to the past again for unimaginative sheeple It's been clear for decades that Hollywood is almost completely out of ideas and nothing is sacred when mining the past for inspiration.…
Bedroom design outfit slapped with £160k fine for 1.6 million spam calls
Just five years after it paid a £90k penalty for dodgy dialling A Glaswegian business has been fined £160,000 for making 1.6 million nuisance calls to people on the UK's opt-out database – five years after it received a £90,000 fine which was also for dodgy dialling.…
Facebook spooked after MPs seize documents for privacy breach probe
Cache allegedly indicates long-term knowledge of data hose used by Cambridge Analytica British MPs have made unprecedented use of Parliamentary powers to send a serjeant at arms to the hotel where the boss of a US software biz was staying to seize potentially damaging documents on Facebook.…
Office 365 Exchange enjoys a less than manic Monday. Users? Not so much
Microsoft has a post-weekend problem Happy Monday, everyone! Microsoft is apparently celebrating this made-up Cyber Monday "holiday" by giving Office 365 users a break from all that pesky email, with Exchange services currently still out of whack.…
Barnet Council reckons Capita's dropped the ball on outsourced services
Recommends bringing finance and HR in-house next year Barnet Council has confirmed it is expecting outsourcing outfit Capita to hand it £4.12m due to services, including IT improvements, delivered under a 10-year mega deal being "not up to scratch".…
China doesn't need to nick western tech when Google is giving it away
The Fuchsia is bright. The Fuchsia is red Comment Fearing China's growing economic might, the United States is reportedly leaning on foreign companies not to buy Huawei gear.…
Tighten up your security defences at SANS London 2019
Ten intensive courses cover all the cyber security skills you need Promo Defending organisations against security attacks is an ongoing challenge, with new threats constantly emerging to test the beleaguered security professional.…
That sphincter-flexing moment for devs when it's time to go live
No stress test? Then prepare for a potential TSB-like mess You can't hack the code and manage the project forever: at some point you must go live.…
DXC's Americas CFO splits amid yet more deckchair shifting
Matt Neisler gets a brief goodbye in company memo Another senior exec at DXC Technology's Americas operation has left the organisation: chief finance officer Matthew Neisler split on Friday, according to an internal memo.…
Everyone's all like 'stick it in the cloud!' What of the mad lads pushing data closer to compute?
Propositions from 3 startups then... yeah, fluffy stuff Roundup There was action at opposite ends of the spectrum this week – we learnt about three Israeli storage startups aiming to get data closer to compute while while world+dog stuffs it in the cloud.…
NASA has Mars InSight as latest lander due to arrive today
Then it's time to penetrate the Martian surface for science NASA's Mars InSight lander is due to arrive on the Red Planet on Monday, giving scientists their first in-depth look at the martian interior.…
Consultant misreads advice, ends up on a 200km journey to the Exchange expert
As your dad used to say: RTFM, the WHOLE effin' manual Who, Me? Another Monday has landed with a thud – no doubt even more so for those of you in the States coming down from a weekend of Thanksgiving revelry.…
Mobile networks are killing Wi-Fi for speed around the world
And that means smartphones will need to get smarter Ofcom's top tech bod, Mansoor Hanif, recently gave the Wi-Fi industry a roasting, telling them to shape up to 5G or face sliding into irrelevance. New network data from around the world shows that slide has already begun.…
HMRC: 30 months to prep Northern Ireland backstop systems, 24 for customs
Nope, not from now – from whenever politicos make up their minds With just two years to go until the end of the Brexit transition period, HMRC has said its preparations for a Northern Ireland backstop could take up to 30 months – once Whitehall has said how the mechanism will work.…
Tech bosses talk kids' books! Could they show a glimmer of humanity? You only get one guess
Damn, that mask is stuck fast Comment A recent New York Times profile portrayed Facebook COO Sheryl Sandberg as the megacorp's human side – in contrast to reptilian boy emperor Mark Zuckerberg.…
Blighty: We spent £1bn on Galileo and all we got was this lousy T-shirt
Minister confirms how much UK spunked on system it can't use There were heated exchanges at the UK's Defence and European Scrutiny Committee this week as members attempted to get the Minister for Defence Procurement, Stuart Andrew, to put a figure on the cost of the Galileo project.…
Lush scrubs its card-processing servers squeaky clean
Cash-only Thursday as soap seller's tills go TITSUP* Soapnotes Lush, high street peddler of lotions and potions for the pampered, lost the ability to perform card transactions yesterday due to a bath bomb dropped in the server room.…
Grandmaster flash Samsung dominated SSD market in 3Q2018
Plus: PC, notebook hard drive ships set to be eclipsed by flash SSD market stats for calendar Q3 from DRAMeXchange, IDC and TrendForce and Wells Fargo have highlighted three things: Samsung remains the global undisputed sales heavyweight; the PC industry will suck up more SSDs than disk drives next year; and NVME is the enterprise SSD interface of choice.…
'Cuddly' German chat app slacking on hashing given a good whacking under GDPR: €20k fine
PLAIN TEXT passwords showed up on file-hosting site German chat platform Knuddels.de ("Cuddles") has been fined €20,000 for storing user passwords in plain text (no hash at all? Come on, people, it's 2018).…
Black(out) Friday for HSBC: iOS and Android banking apps on the fritz
Christmas soon, probably best you don't look anyway UK customers of HSBC hoping to check their balances before heading to the pub for a Friday beverage or eight found themselves out of luck today.…
Excuses, excuses: Furious MPs probe banking TITSUPs*
*Terrible IT Threatens Services, Users, Pound MPs have stuck a probe in banking IT crises after an "astonishing" number of failures, saying "measly apologies and hollow words" aren't good enough.…
Shocker: UK smart meter rollout is crap, late and £500m over budget
National Audit Office now says estimated saving for you and I is, er, just £18 a year Parliamentarians are set to haul civil servants in for a grilling after the National Audit Office (NAO) confirmed the UK will miss its 2020 smart meter rollout target, piling an extra £500m onto the cost of the £11bn project.…
Apache Hadoop spins cracking code injection vulnerability YARN
Loose .zips sink chips 2: Electric Boogaloo The "Zip Slip" vulnerability that first emerged in June has claimed another victim – the Apache Hadoop YARN NodeManager daemon.…
Oh, I wish it could be Black Friday every day-aayyy, when the wallets start jingling but it's still a week till we're paiii-iid
Judging by all the emails I'm getting, I think it is already Something for the Weekend, Sir? This may come as a total surprise to you but today is Black Friday. Yes! It crept up on us unawares without anyone mentioning it once.…
Register Lecture: For AI's sake – taming the wild data frontier
Blighty's metrology experts define terms The National Physical Laboratory has quantified many fundamentals during its lifetime – SI units for the second and the metre, for example.…
Pasta-covered cat leads to kid night operator taking apart the mainframe
As a sneaky fix flummoxes n00b Burroughs engineer On Call Black Friday Giveaway! We don't want you to think El Reg isn't jumping on the internet bandwagon as the frenzied hunt for "bargains" continues apace.…
Tech sector unites in attempt to avoid Oz's anti-crypto push, again
Government now says it wants bill passed 'in its current form' The federal government's continuing media blitz to rush through its anti-encryption legislation has drawn push-back from eight industry bodies, led by the Communications Alliance.…
Facebook's Sheryl Sandberg can't remember smear firm, but 'some of their work' crossed her desk
Outgoing comms chief post gets FB treatment Facebook's outgoing public policy chief, Elliot Schrage, appears to have fallen on his sword, taking the blame for smearing critics of the company.…
Cisco snaps up Brit networking software bods Ensoft
From main customer to owner Cisco is buying UK software house Ensoft for an undisclosed sum. The Harpenden-based outfit’s speciality is software for enterprise-grade routers and networking equipment.…
Comparison sites cry foul over Google Shopping service
Original complainants say pay-to-play remedy has left them in the cold Fourteen price comparison sites have written to the EU in Google's longest-running competition case, asking the European Commission (PDF) to rip up the remedy it agreed with Google.…
Laptop search unravels scheme to fake death for insurance cash
The first rule of death club is not to be seen alive After faking one's own death to defraud a life insurance company, it's best to avoid being photographed alive and well, particularly when border agents may be reviewing those photos.…
Groundhog Day comes early as Intel Display Drivers give Windows 10 the silent treatment
What's that? You've installed 1809? No, sorry, can't hear you The Windows 10 October 2018 Update woes continued for Microsoft last night with the announcement that Redmond had slammed the brakes for users of certain Intel display drivers.…
Peers to HMRC: Digital tax reforms 3 days after Brexit? Hold your horses, how 'bout 3 years...
Sweeping changes to VAT will hit small biz, says committee Updated HMRC's digital tax reforms to VAT – due to launch just three days after Brexit – will hit small businesses hard and should be delayed, peers have said.…
Well now you node: They're not known for speed, but Ceph storage systems can fly
Flashing seriously Analysis It has been revealed that open source Ceph storage systems can move a little faster than you might expect. For those who need, er, references, it seems a four-node Ceph cluster can serve 2.277 million random read IOPS using Micron NVMe SSDs – high performance by any standard.…
Microsoft squeezes a 2019 server out of the Azure DevOps pipeline
RC1 is here for devs without their heads in the cloud Microsoft has emitted the first release candidate for the on-premises version of Azure DevOps in the form of Azure DevOps Server 2019.…
Analogue radio is the tech that just won't die
Gadget snapshot reveals tablet-weary, phone-mad Britain Comms regulator Ofcom has highlighted what devices and digital services Britons use ahead of the UK's annual shopping orgy. The data was actually released in its vast compendium of consumer habits, a tome so large details sometimes get lost.…
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