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Where to implant my employee microchip? I have the ideal location
Swipe – open toilet door – and swipe again Something for the Weekend, Sir? "Work out loud," my prospective new employer tells me, adding that "we are a team, not a family". Sister Sledge need not apply.…
128-layer flash flood to come roaring down the Yangtze in 2020 – report
Chinese fabber YMTC has cunning tech catch-up plan China's Yangtze Memory Technology (YMTC) aims to leapfrog 96-layer NAND and move straight to the production of 128-layer flash in 2020, according to a report.…
Brits shun country life over phone not-spot fears
Says company that sells switching services Millions of Britons unwilling to be parted from their urban broadband and not-too-shabby mobile phone reception are shunning rural living, according to a survey.…
Bright spark dev irons out light interference
Dusts off unused 'paperweights' to save data entry program On Call Dust yourselves off, dear readers, it’s Friday once more and time for On Call, our weekly column of reader’s technical triumphs.…
If at first or second you don't succeed, you may be Microsoft: Hold off installing re-released Windows Oct Update
Six weeks after first release of build 1809, and Redmond still can't get it right The 1809 build of Windows 10 and Windows Server is fast becoming infamous, after Redmond pulled it shortly after release when it started deleting people's files and stumbling in other ways. Redmond reissued the software on Tuesday, and today it's clear you shouldn't rush into deploying it, if installing it at all, in its present state.…
Sorry, but NASA says Mars signal wasn't Opportunity knocking
Mislabelled signal raised rover fans' hopes, just for a while Space-fans pricked up their Twitter-ears today, when just for a few minutes it looked like the little lost rover Opportunity had woken up.…
MIT to Oz: Crypto-busting laws risk banning security tests
I see the red team and I want it painted black Australia's government's crypto-busting legislation risks blocking security research, a leading Internet policy boffin has warned.…
Nvidia just can't grab a break. Revenues up, profit nearly doubles... and stock down 20%
Ongoing Bitcoin woes left the channel holding all the cards, and that's not a good thing Nvidia has turned in growth in revenue and profit, but has been punished for missing its guidance in the third quarter of its fiscal 2019, all amid a continuing sharp drop in demand from crypto-currency miners.…
Trump in Spaaaaaaace: Washington DC battles over who gets to decide the rules of trillion-dollar new industry
Sudden changes to FCC document raise eyebrows Analysis There's a new battle brewing in Washington DC and for once it's not between Democrats and Republicans, but over who gets to decide the policies for a new trillion-dollar market: The internet in space.…
Super Micro chief bean counter: Bloomberg's 'unwarranted hardware hacking article' has slowed our server sales
CEO insists Chinese spy chip bombshell 'impossible' Super Micro Computer on Thursday reported net sales in the range of $952m to $962m for the first quarter of its fiscal 2019, which ended September 30, 2018. That's higher than company guidance of $810m to $870m, and up roughly 40 per cent on the year-ago period.…
Facebook's CEO on his latest almighty Zuck-up: OK, we did try to smear critics, but I was too out-of-the-loop to know
Mark promises independent oversight and AI as Sheryl leans far, far away Analysis Facebook on Thursday (again) reiterated its commitment to fighting misinformation, following a report that the data gathering biz hired a public relations firm, Definers Public Affairs, to promote content that undermine company critics.…
Up to three million kids' GPS watches can be tracked by parents... and any miscreant: Flaws spill pick-and-choose catalog for perverts
Gadgets can be hacked to spy on, find youngsters – claim Parents could be unwittingly putting their children's safety and privacy at risk, thanks to security vulnerabilities in potentially millions of kids' GPS-tracker watches.…
5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. 1... Runty-birds are go: 12,000+ internet-beaming mini-satellites OK'd by USA
FCC signs off on broadband-in-space plans, plus connections to Europe's GPS America's broadband and telly regulator, the FCC, today approved a vast expansion in satellite networks around Earth.…
Don't cross the Application Streams! Actually, maybe you can now in RHEL 8 beta
Allows updating user space without breaking everything Hot on the heels of its OpenStack Platform 14, Red Hat has announced the beta of Red Hat Enterprise Linux 8.…
John McAfee is 'liable' for 2012 death of Belize neighbour, rules court
Default judgement for one-time antivirus bad boy Infosec personality John McAfee has been found legally "liable" via a default judgment for the death of his neighbour, who was found dead from a gunshot wound to the head in his Belize home in 2012.…
Red Hat talks upgrades and bare metal with its new OpenStack Platform
Just don't mention those three Big Blue letters, OK? Red Hat used this week's OpenStack Summit to announce the impending arrival of its OpenStack Platform 14. We had a chat with Red Hat's Nick Barcet about cadence, Kubernetes, and most definitely not IBM.…
Sorry, Mr Zuckerberg isn't in London that day. Or that one. Nope. I'd give up if I were you
Facebook boss delays, denies and deflects more invitations to international committee "Delay, deny and deflect." Turns out Facebook's strategy for dealing with major threats works pretty well for small fry too because Mark Zuckerberg has once again turned down MPs' advances.…
HPE Aruba's 510 line of campus hotspots do 802.11ax. Which in plain English is Wi-Fi 6, duh
Of course they've crammed some AI in there too HPE Aruba today released a line of wireless hotspots supporting next year's 802.11ax/Wi-Fi 6 standard – and then immediately sullied them by applying the AI marketing buzzword.…
NetApp flashes plump figures. China trade worries? Let's manage 'variables within our control'
It's all about hyperconverged – no we're not breaking out those numbers With one eye on uncertain currency movements and the developing US/ China trade war, NetApp reported a solid set of Q2 numbers, albeit figures that highlighted a slowdown in its monumental all-flash array sales growth.…
Google: Our DeepMind health slurp is completely kosher
Now go away, we’re saving the world Analysis Google’s DeepMind operation insists UK patients have nothing to worry about now that Google has absorbed the subsidiary - but lawyers and privacy campaigners have raised doubts.…
Brexit: UK will be disconnected from EU databases after 2020
Commission will 'endeavour' to make an adequacy decision during transition period The UK will be locked out of European Union databases once the Brexit transition period ends – but the UK is hoping a data adequacy decision will be adopted by the end of 2020.…
Oz lad 'fell in love with' baby meerkat, nicked it from zoo, took it out for a romantic Big Mac
23-year-old fined $4,000, volunteers services for Perth Zoo, zoo says thanks but nah Ever found yourself overcome by cuteness while gawping at sad, caged animals that you just had to take one home with you? Us neither, but that's exactly what 23-year-old Jesse Hooker did on a trip to Perth Zoo in Australia.…
OpenStack: We've seen the future, and it's metal (and infrastructure, natch)
No need to learn Mandarin, we collaborate in English OpenStack Summit The OpenStack Foundation took to the stage in Berlin this week to talk infrastructure because, heck, everyone loves infrastructure, right? Especially open infrastructure.…
Mi 8 Pro: Xiaomi early buyers wait for modern firmware
Xiaomi your underpants: When will the UK market get its branded undies? Prospective phone buyers may want to wait before plumping for a new Xiaomi. The newcomer’s flagship ships with MUIU 9 firmware, which is stuck on 2017’s Android Oreo.…
Japanese cyber security minister 'doesn't know what a USB stick is'
Never uses computers because his peons do everything for him In Blighty, we have former home secretary Amber "Necessary Hashtags" Rudd, but shockingly politicians' failure to grasp basic aspects of their brief is not limited to the UK.…
Creepy or super creepy? That is the question Mozilla's throwing at IoT Christmas pressies
'Tis the season to be tracked by your connected water bottle The FREDI baby monitor has been ranked creepiest connected home gadget on offer this festive season in a survey by Mozilla.…
iPhone XS: Just another £300 for a better cam- Wait, come back!
Did we mention the worse battery? Real world review While the XR may be the best value notched iPhone that Apple is making today, some of its compromises may be too much for the target market of customers hanging on to their dated but perfectly functional hardware.…
The threat to your org's data lies betwixt chair and keyboard. Join us live on the internet for expert advice on tackling issue
Beware the trusted insider Webcast If you like true crime stories, you already know that at the end the criminal is usually revealed to be someone the victim knew well.…
Nice one, former Cisco staff: Switchzilla is absolutely coining it
'Trump tariff' question hangs over immediate future A week after announcing hundreds of layoffs, Cisco has turned in a set of financials for Q1 of fiscal 2019 that are ahead of analyst expectations.…
A new Raspberry Pi takes a bow with all of the speed but less of the RAM
A $10 saving cuts ports and memory from the Pi 3 Model A+ but keeps that quad core CPU Like the Raspberry Pi 3 Model B+ but feel that the RAM is just a bit too big, the price too high or the ports too numerous? Fear not, for the spiritual successor to the original Model A+ is here.…
Openreach v Ofcom dark fibre legal bill bounced back to Competition Appeal Tribunal
Court of Appeal rules it's wrong to assume regulator should pony up for cases it loses The Court of Appeal has ruled that legal costs from BT Openreach's dark fibre bunfight against UK telcos will be reconsidered by the Competition Appeal Tribunal.…
US China-watcher warns against Middle Kingdom tech dominance
5G, IoT, and tech supply chains should go under spotlight Another US government panel has warned of the dangers of over-reliance on Chinese tech vendors: the US-China Economic and Security Review Commission.…
Just one Corretto, give it to me... AWS brews its own blend of Java with free long-term support
Post boasts cloud host's utmost roast Amazon may be working to rid itself of Oracle database software, but the box-and-bit shifting biz can't get enough of Oracle's coffee-themed programming technology, Java.…
Douglas Adams was right, ish... Super-Earth world clocked orbiting 'nearby' Barnard's Star
Icy planet within cosmic spitting distance of humanity A planet three times the size of Earth has been spotted orbiting Barnard's Star, one of the closest suns to our Solar System.…
CISA's Palace: Congress backs new cybersecurity nerve-center for cyber-America's cyber-future
CISA heads off for Trump's signature – no, not that CISA, the good one The US House of Representatives has unanimously passed a bipartisan bill that would create a new agency to lead the federal government's cybersecurity efforts.…
Oracle's JEDI mind-meld doesn't work on Uncle Sam's auditors: These are not the govt droids you are looking for
Federation snubs Larry Ellison's bid to break up $10bn winner-takes-all contract Oracle's bid to halt the Pentagon's JEDI $10bn winner-takes-all cloud IT contract has been turned down.…
Hands up who isn't p!*$ed off about Amazon's new HQ in New York and Virginia?
Ok, we have Amazon. Anyone else? Analysis If regulators ever do get around to reining in the ecommerce steamroller that is Amazon, this week's announcement of his new headquarters may be the spark.…
Another Meltdown, Spectre security scare: Data-leaking holes riddle Intel, AMD, Arm chips
CPU slingers insist existing defenses will stop attacks – but eggheads disagree Computer security researchers have uncovered yet another set of transient execution attacks on modern CPUs that allow a local attacker to gain access to privileged data, fulfilling predictions made when the Spectre and Meltdown flaws were reported at the beginning of the year.…
Stanley Kubrick made Eyes Wide Shut. Data-protecting Andes Rubrik makes bytes slide shut
This is a Shinning example of an enterprise IT pun Rubrik has expanded its database, unstructured data, and in-cloud protection.…
Did you by chance hack OPM back in 2015? Good news, your password probably still works!
Government audit finds office still hasn't cleaned up from Obama-era megabreach More than three years after suffering one of the largest cyber-attacks in US government history, the Office of Personnel Management has yet to adopt dozens of the security measures investigators ordered – including basic stuff like changing passwords.…
Alexa, cough up those always-on Echo audio recordings, says double-murder trial judge
Amazon gizmo may be key witness in slaying A US judge has ordered Amazon to hand over any recordings made by its Echo digital assistant at a house where two women were murdered last year.…
HPE flack: We've got an Azure stack flash rack. What's with these techies wanting technical details?
All-flash, Arista top-of-rack switching and... single tier HPE has finally coughed some details on those all-flash server configs it said it would provide for its Azure Stack rack last week.…
Six critical systems, four months to Brexit – and no completed testing
Defra concedes end-to-end testing can throw up challenges as MPs shout into the void The UK's food and farming department has yet to test six critical IT systems ahead of Brexit and may have to rely on manual workarounds or "unsophisticated" tech, MPs have warned.…
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean hackers won't nuke your employer into the ground tomorrow
Black Hat survey on infosec's darkest fears The number one thing worrying infosec bods right now is… yup, you guessed it, a giant targeted attack that KOs their employers' systems.…
Samsung unveils next-generation 8nm Exynos silicon
It's pop-AI but tailored, fans Samsung has unveiled the next-gen chips that will power its smartphones and tablets (and crypto-miners). And it hopes others will use them too.…
Want to hack a hole-in-the-wall cash machine for free dosh? It's as easy as Windows XP
Bank ATM pen testing reveals alarming results ATM machines are vulnerable to an array of basic attack techniques that would allow hackers to lift thousands in cash.…
'My entire company is without comms': Gamma's Horizon cloud PBX goes DOWN
Great hulk of a system not working after 'emergency works'... Biz broadband comms provider – in name at least today – Gamma is suffering from web wobbles this morning, reportedly across the UK, as customers can't access its Horizon service.…
Google swallows up DeepMind Health and abolishes 'independent board'
All your Health Data are belong to us Google has placed itself at the heart of Britain’s National Health Service by absorbing its wholly owned DeepMind Health unit into the Chocolate Factory - data and all. It has also scrapped the unit’s “independent review panel”.…
Empire state of mind: NYC scatters palm leaves for Bezos' cloudy web shop juggernaut
Landmark lit up in orange, New Yorkers underwhelmed New York's finest building* has turned orange to welcome Amazon to town.…
Oz telcos' club asks: Why the hell do Australia Post, rando councils, or Taxi Services Commission want comms metadata?
Tells gov.au: There's your scope creep When Australia implemented its telecommunications data retention regime, privacy wonks worried about the potential for scope creep. The same warnings have been made about the government's proposed encryption-busting legislation.…
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