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Extra funding to grow biz with partner push Sheffield-based replication supplier WANdisco, which was hoping to raise $10m to grow the company yesterday, has raised $22m from its share sale.…

It's the season – love NAND understanding Ho ho ho, blockheads. Winterfest is almost upon us, but you know what is more exciting than four weeks of soulless consumerism? That's right, storage! So here's another roundup of the latest industry titbits. We do spoil you so.…

User group remains concerned as biz promises customer focus After a year marked by major lawsuits on licensing, German ERP giant SAP is making a noise about its new customer-centric approach, perhaps after realising that its litigious image risks driving down customer confidence.…

Note envy First Impressions The Mate is Huawei's phablet range, but Huawei has traditionally taken a different approach from Samsung with its Note. The Note was an upmarket Jag and the Mate was what Americans call a station wagon, and what we call an estate: a dependable, but never fashionable, workhorse.…

YouTube says it'll soon have 10,000, even with machine learning helping out YouTube's revealed it will increase the size of its video-nasty-spotting workforce to ten thousand people.…

I double dare you m*therf*cker, say 'illogical' one more Goddamn time! Entertainment publication Deadline Hollywood has reported that cinematic enfant terrible Quentin Tarantino has pitched an idea for a new Star Trek film.…

Serious storage capacity is coming to tablets, smartmobes ... and beyond Samsung has doubled the size of its largest Universal Flash Storage (eUFS) product to 512 gigabytes and started mass production of the chips.…

Stolen-creds-for-cash site disappears, unmourned Stolen-creds-for-sale site Leakbase has gone dark and started redirecting to Troy Hunt's HaveIBeenPwned.…

Nexus and Pixel owners get their fixes on US Tuesday. The rest of us peasants have to wait Google has teased 47 Android patches for Nexus and Pixel devices.…

Oh, that's not good news is it? If you thought the business of discovering unsecured Amazon Web Services S3 buckets was for the pros, think again: like all things, the process can be automated, and the code to automate it posted to GitHub.…

And maybe rules about the kind of dodgy ads Facebook carried in the USA Australian prime minister Malcolm Turnbull has announced three new laws aimed at reducing foreign influence on domestic politics and they include new snooping powers.…

Former CapGemini man steps in after last CEO bailed after nasty sniping Infosys has named its next leader: Salil S. Parekh will become as CEO an managing director as of January 2nd, 2018, and has been appointed for five years.…

Just did an eight month bit without bail for chewing the FBI's ear Justin Shafer, who last year sparked a complaint to the FBI for discovering a dental software vendor's unprotected FTP server, will walk free until his trial begins.…

Infections spread across over 200 countries Police and private companies have taken down a massive botnet used to move malware onto compromised PCs.…

Securities watchdog puts the freeze on dodgy ICO The SEC's new online crime unit says it has frozen what officials believe to be a fraudulent cryptocurrency.…

Hasn't been a great few weeks for Cupertino devs Apple has posted an update to address a host of bugs in its iOS mobile software.…

Apple CEO lends credibility, kills VPN apps China's efforts to reboot an annual internet conference have received a big boost with a keynote from Apple CEO Tim Cook and the attendance of Google CEO Sundar Pichai.…

But he got oh so close A Michigan man who hacked into his local prison's computing system to gain early release for a friend is facing his own time inside after getting caught.…

Once more, into the VoIP Stop us if you've heard this one; two telecoms heavyweights are headed to court over allegations of patent infringement.…

Find out with the New York's Attorney General search tool The New York Attorney General has doubled-down on his effort to review the recent net neutrality comment process, producing a search page for individuals to find out if their name was used to send in a comment.…

Think tank wants new laws and failsafes to fight environmental and human threats A report by right-leaning think tank Policy Exchange highlights how global undersea cables are poorly protected, and suggests that Britain should lead the way in remedying this.…

Mickey-taking Singapore biz turns takeover battle hostile Qualcomm is outraged – outraged, we tell you – by Broadcom's cheeky efforts to take over its board at the company's upcoming AGM.…

Yeah, the WinMobe is somehow still a thing WileyFox's Windows 10 Mobile – yes, you read that correctly – has been delayed again, and will now bump into Santa doing his rounds early.…

Back tax drinking songs break out across Irish pubs Apple has agreed to start paying the Irish government up to €13bn (£11.4bn) next year.…

You can probably strike these toys off your kids' Crimbo lists The French data protection agency has issued a formal notice to a biz peddling allegedly insecure toys, just in time for Christmas.…

Denies he downloaded any of it Under-fire Cabinet Office minister Damian Green has reportedly told an internal government enquiry that he has proof he was not the one who downloaded porn onto his Parliamentary computer.…

Factory reset The engineering chief and public face of Google's wearables efforts has bailed.…

Reeeyeeeeeese... of tha maaassssshyyyyyyunaahhhhh RotM If Coditany of Timeness was released without the high-tech fanfare, no one in the notoriously elitist black metal scene would bat an eyelid. Perhaps popular online US music mag Pitchfork would even give it a "6/10".…

And UK Department for Transport faces questions over scary rival study Updated A ground-breaking US study has shown that while drone collisions do pose a threat to airliners, the odds of a collision causing a crash are much lower than a rival British government study claimed.…

Defence of Damian shows relaxed attitude to account security UK MP Nadine Dorries revealed yesterday that she shares her parliamentary login information with her staff, in an attempt to defend recently resurfaced allegations about porn allegedly found on Damian's office computer.…

But is it just more regulatory posturing? Comment The chief exec of Ofcom, Sharon White, has told BT it must up its game to improve Blighty’s piss-poor fibre broadband penetration. While that might sound like tough talk, it’s also only words.…

Customers report woes at ATMs too. Xmas shopping? Maybe not Updated Nationwide UK’s online presence is anything but this morning, what with an unspecified tech infrastructure glitch that has prevented customers across Blighty from logging into their accounts or using ATMs.…

Execs aren't getting one either, says firm Exclusive Thousands of employees at Hewlett Packard Enterprise will not be taking home a bonus after falling short of sales targets for fiscal 2017, The Register can reveal.…

Unable to file time sheets Contractors plying their trade for DXC Technologies remain in the dark over what some claim is a billing system screw-up that has meant they'd gone unpaid for the past three weeks.…

Ancient assembler code checked out and now probe's mission can be extended NASA's announced that Voyager 1's already-amazingly-long mission will probably be extended for an extra two or three years, thanks to a successful attempt to use thrusters that haven't fired up since the year 1980.…

Android developers given 60 days to inform users, after that apps will do it for themselves Google has warned Android developers to give users better warnings about their apps' data collection behaviours, or it will flag their failings.…

Canadian outfit TIO acquired in Feb 'fesses up to unauthorized access PayPal has “identified a potential compromise of personally identifiable information for approximately 1.6 million customers.”…

Liberté, égalité and a promise of fraternité with management inside a fortnight French activists on Saturday occupied a Paris Apple Store as part of a campaign to try and shame Cupertino into paying local taxes.…

This time it's a 'Huge Dirty COW' and Linus Torvalds has cleaned up after it Linus Torvalds last week rushed a patch into the Linux kernel, after researchers discovered the patch for 2016's Dirty COW bug had a bug of its own.…

Google, Facebook, named as worthy of inquiry Australia's government has fulfilled a promise to probe Web giants' impact on the media, news and advertising businesses.…

Yup, that means if you code with it, your projects inherit the problem. Yay! RSA developers and admins have been given two critical-level authentication bugs to patch.…

Starts talks with Kaspersky to 'prevent the transfer of UK data to the Russian state' The United Kingdom's National Cyber Security Centre has effectively banned the use of Russian anti-virus products from government departments and revealed it is trying to “prevent the transfer of UK data to the Russian state” from Kaspersky Labs software.…

Plus: We'll see you at, er, NIPS next week! Roundup Here's a human-compiled, totally non-robot generated summary of AI news beyond what we've already reported the past month week.…

Maybe. After the bugs are cleaned out... Review Typically when reviewing new electronic products – especially if it's a system of interacting components – you start from a very positive place.…

Oh look, another AWS misconfiguration spillage The National Credit Federation, a US credit repair biz, left 111GB of thousands of folks' highly sensitive personal details exposed to the public internet, according to security researchers.…

Also his Picasso and that Wu Tang Clan album A World War II German Enigma machine will be among the valuables a US court plans to seize from convicted felon and shamed former pharmaceuticals exec Martin Shkreli.…

Box sales overall up 20% in Q3. PS: Was Lenovo's IBM x86 server buy a mistake? Dell is set to overtake HPE and become the number-one server vendor in terms of revenue and unit shipment numbers, according to IDC. Meanwhile, Lenovo's server shipments are under severe pressure.…

Transparency needed, from privacy to net neutrality In Washington, DC, on Wednesday, academics and policy wonks warned US Congressional representatives about the perils of inscrutable algorithms, a red flag entangled by tangential worries about privacy, data collection, and net neutrality.…

Maryland man cops to making illegal copies of top-secret code An NSA hacker has admitted taking home copies of classified software exploits – understood to be the cyber-weapons slurped from an agency worker's home Windows PC by Kaspersky Labs' antivirus.…

Ability to reset iTunes Backup passwords unravels layered protection, claims researcher After rapidly patching a flaw that allowed anyone with access to a High Sierra Mac to obtain administrative control, Apple still has more work to do to make its software secure, namely iOS 11, it was claimed this week.…