Maybe borrow the cats…

Alien spaceship, check. Incapacitated party member, check. Naked, check. Left alone with robot, check. She’ll be fine…

Kimi, hogging the glory…

Another Virgin Killer Sweater! On Barbi this time. The vote incentive version is lacking underthings… They may call the sweater a virgin killer, but it’s any catcallers that are endangered.

Though, I’m not sure it’s a ghost story Kimi has in mind…

It’s a well documented fact that a friendly touch generates endorphins…

Personally, I’d have had a peek by now. Well, technically, I have peeked…

Update: More corrections and additions. This is kind of spoilery, so if you haven’t read the archive (lately?), you might want to do that first. I don’t know if this will help, but I put a chart together showing family[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

No guesses unless you can name both of them…

And another near universal Orion weakness…

Since some people missed it, and I was up all night upgrading my server (it was acting like it did when it was being hammered by attacks in 2015), I’m making the Akane Bunny pics available again. But you still[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

This could get expensive. Especially if buying pearls comes up…

I wonder if Ace has any clue how much trouble he’s in? They’re all going to want to be taken out now!

She seems to feel that needs repeating…

For what it’s worth, they can keep some secrets…

Of course, the stuff in the cafeteria is real gelatin. PS (03/08/2017 9:36 PM Pacific) — I haven’t tried it myself, but aloe with lemon dessert gelatin is a thing: http://www.aloeplant.info/aloe-dessert-options/

Wait until she has a bront burger. Tastes like chicken is supposed to taste.

Orion priorities. Life threatening is more important, they just call it that.

Now we know why Helen could get along with space aliens. And most of Grampy’s papers are free pubs.

Pixie: I got a fix for the whole trans restroom “problem.” We use separate restrooms like always. One for People (that want to take a piss in peace). And one for Dicks.

I’m not sure the Helen Peach recalls is the Hellene we know and love.

Of course she’s kidding… She wouldn’t. Oh Heck! There goes my PG-13 rating for the story arc.

Surprised it took her this long? She did just wake up…

I have a cold. One of the worst colds I’ve had, but it pales to the few times a flu virus has gotten through. There are particularly bad strains of flu going around this year. I’m going to renew my[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

Yeah. I reused art. I blame The ManFlu.

It’s for SCIENCE! Actually, if you think about it, if everyone’s watching the show, no line’s forming at the door… Of course you can’t turn on the pickups in quarters without the consent of all occupants. Y’know, these ladies (not[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

Little known fact: Orion abductees are always put back in better condition than they were taken. Other than a mild state of exhaustion.

WARNING: Male Cleavage. A little beefcake for those interested. Gabe tries out a popular shipsuit configuration… The sweater is called a Virgin Killer. Look it up, it’s on the test.

I guess Jaz thinks han is a beautiful child.

I think most any mother will agree, they never stop being your babies. X, I would not want to be right now.

SEE?! She asked. CHEESE!

Get him a Snickers. He’s not going anywhere. And he could use the energy.

And she hasn’t even gotten to the part with Lady Banshee…

Ignition in 3… 2…

Getting “busted down to black sleeves”, or reduced in rank to Recruit, isn’t the career killer for Orions that it would be in most Terran militaries. The individual has to pass Basic Training again, but given that they still possess[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

It’s actually certain 4 letter organizations that are the real pirates…

Special Valentine’s Day vote incentive! (NSFW) Sharron’s gone full frontal! I think she likes you.

There is no shadow council. Really.

He says he didn’t mean to look. That doesn’t mean he’s sorry he saw what he did.

Late visit.

Sharron’s got more to show you. She says this it, but I bet a little encouragement will get her back again this month.

…They get renewed on a different stage. Keep flying, Mr Hatch.

Don’t have a comic yet, but Ace wanted to say something last month on Rev. Martin Luther King Jr’s birthday. A word or two from Ace: When My Brother stands up for his rights, so he stands for mine. When[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

I wonder at what point he’ll break…

Ace has seen it. Gabe’s attention is elsewhere. and it’s all ladies. What’s to hide?

I made a chart of Orion Ex Corps ranks. See the link below. There are more ranks over all, but fewer Flag ranks. Ex Corps is not a fighting navy. They don’t start a fight, but they do finish them.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

I wonder what she’s implying…

Well, I’ve worn out yet another Logitech Trackman. The left button has flaked out. Sometimes nothing happens. Sometimes it clicks randomly resulting in messed up scenes to moved or deleted files. Hold it too hard it gets worse. To light[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...