ALBUQUERQUE, NM-Expressing their envy at the child's obviously superior dining experience, everyone sitting in a local restaurant Monday was reportedly jealous of a toddler who got to wear his pajamas and watch an iPad for the whole meal. I can't believe this! He doesn't even have to talk to anybody or pay attention to what's [...]The post Everyone In Restaurant Jealous Of Toddler Who Gets To Wear Pajamas And Watch iPad appeared first on The Onion.