CAMBRIDGE, MA-Pondering a hypothetical that, if proven, would fundamentally alter feline understanding of the universe, the nation's foremost cat scientists held a symposium Friday to discuss a theoretical third food type that was neither wet nor dry. Consider a world in which food is not split into the binary we have always known, but exists [...]The post Cat Scientists Theorize About Third Type Of Food That Neither Wet Nor Dry appeared first on The Onion.