TROY, NY-Showering his screen with balloons and confetti while asking him to confirm the information was accurate, LinkedIn reportedly congratulated local man Steve Romano on Tuesday for reaching five years at his dead-end job without killing himself. Great job, Steve! You've hit the five-year mark without a raise or promotion or even once running a [...]The post LinkedIn Congratulates Man On 5 Years At Dead-End Job Without Killing Himself appeared first on The Onion.