KANSAS CITY, MO-Growing increasingly alarmed as she stared at her boyfriend Travis Kelce's upcoming 2024 schedule, a horrified Taylor Swift reportedly realized for the first time Friday that football happens every year. So football...that's not just a thing Travis did last fall for a couple of months-that's something that's going to happen again and again?" [...]The post Horrified Taylor Swift Realizes Football Happens Every Year appeared first on The Onion.